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Donald Trump Confirms it: Vaccines Are Bad and Doctors Lie!

God Created us Perfect and gave us a Perfect Place to live (Genesis 2:9). It looked like THIS:

We chose to disobey Him and He punished us. We became weak and fragile, prone to Genetic Entropy and Sicknesses, such as Leprosy (Leviticus 13:2). God also provided us with a Cure:

James 5:14
Is any sick among you? let him call for the elders of the church; and let them pray over him, anointing him with oil in the name of the Lord: And the prayer of faith shall save the sick, and the Lord shall raise him up; and if he have committed sins, they shall be forgiven him.

Despite all this, the atheist community tries to usurp God and avoid this rightful punishment. Possibly the most revolting of these practices is the vaccination heresy. By providing young infants with gigantic amounts of demonic entities, they try to prevent diseases such as AIDS, measles, smallpox, diarrhoea, etc. Jesus is, however, conscious of everything that takes place on Earth and He’s not pleased. The side-effects (designed undoubtedly by Jesus Himself) of these vaccines are much worse than the actual diseases they apparently cure. While the medical community continues to lie, the next President of the United States of America is no fool and he has told the population the Truth™ about these disgusting injections.

That person is Mr. Donald Trump.

Mr Trump, who is the current frontrunner among the Republican presidential hopefuls, claimed autism rates have risen into an “epidemic” over the last few decades that is “totally out of control”.
“Autism has become an epidemic. 25 years ago, 35 years ago, you look at the statistics, it’s not even close. It has gotten totally out of control,” said Mr Trump.

The Donald is apparently very well aware that autism is a habit that prevents people from becoming Saved True Christians™. The Donald does not need fancy degrees to understand the basics of immunology and microbiology – his ideas are, in contrast, directly communicated by Jesus!

“I’ve seen it,” he claimed, “a beautiful child, went to have the vaccine… a week later got a tremendous fever, got very, very sick, now is autistic.”
Mr Trump also suggested vaccinations given to babies and children where similar to those “pumped” into “a horse”.

Who do you believe? Laboratory technicians who’ve never ever seen a suffering child succumb to autism or The Donald who saw all this with his very eyes!? All this sets The Donald apart from all the other GOP candidates. One of them – now defeated – was Dr Carson, who defended vaccinations.

“The fact of the matter is, we have extremely well-documented proof that there is no autism associated with vaccinations,” said Carson.

Mr. Carson is a neurosurgeon. A surgeon is an artisan, a glorified barber or a hairdresser. Most of them are  also verified sodomites (1 Kings 14:24). Do you trust them or The Donald who saw this suffering infant with his very eyes? It is also well-established that autism is not the only result of vaccinations: they also make the infants homosexual!

Each vaccination produces homosexuality, because it prevents the formation of one’s personality. It is a microform of autism, if you will. You will see how many gays there will be in the next generation, it will be a disaster.

How do we know that The Donald is right?! Because he saw this incident with his very eyes! Hundreds of others have seen similar tragedies. Why would these people lie about a matter of this magnitude?

1 Corinthians 15:6
After that, he was seen of above five hundred brethren at once; of whom the greater part remain unto this present, but some are fallen asleep.

If five hundred eye witnessess, many of whom were alive and well during the time the Gospels were written, was enough to prove without any doubt that Jesus was Resurrected, then the Word of The Donald is even more reliable. He has the power and wealth and the net worth of approximately 4 billion US $. The average net worth of an average American is about 100,000 US $. This means that the testimony of The Donald equals the eyewitness testimonials of about 40,000 less worthy Americans. Hence, the hazards of vaccinations (autism and sodomy) are proven even better than the Ascension of Jesus (and that is 110% certain).

The Donald is not only a politician and a man of unprecedented wealth. He is also a leading scientist. This will prove most beneficial, as no more scientific advisors are needed during his reign. This saves money.

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Michael Hezekiah Esq (26-09-2016 02:05 PM): Exactly! Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the Lord do all these things. And do not forget that He sent them do wreak havoc as He intended: Isaiah ...
Brother Gonzalez (26-09-2016 02:18 PM): A lot of blabbish Dear Christkiller: I'm sorry, but those are interpretations. And this particular interpretation comes from the people that missed the arrival of the Messiah, the Son of God, even ...
Basilissa (26-09-2016 02:19 PM): It's good to see the Prophets being brought into the picture, but you cannot simply pull from the great man of G_d Isaiah and use it to fit your own purpose. Obviously, there was nothing that we would ...
Michael Hezekiah Esq (26-09-2016 02:32 PM): Dear Christkiller: I'm sorry, but those are interpretations. And this particular interpretation comes from the people that missed the arrival of the Messiah, the Son of God, even when he was in front ...
Brother Gonzalez (26-09-2016 03:50 PM): Jews do not believe that the Messiah is a part of G-d, or Divine in any way, more than any other person. My answer to that would be "I don't care". The second coming of Jesus is foretold right ...
Anne Sayne (26-09-2016 04:34 PM): My meethodisht parents forced vaccinations upon me when I was a child. I was blessed to escape without autism! Now that I am a Baptist, I know how AWFUL vaccinations are. I keep my children in the presence ...
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