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Marijuana Makes You Gay

Praise Christ that True Christians™ are never tempted by the Devil’s weed!

The results are in from Landover University. A carefully controlled double blind study in which half of the 20 male participants smoked oregano and the other half cannibis, a Schedule I narcotic.

The prinicpal finding of the study is that ingestion of THC, in any amount, lowers your inhibitions and self control. Men normally adverse to immoral conduct threw their conscience out the window after a bong hit.

In short, 100 percent of the uninhibited men that were stoned engaged in either autofellatio or sodomy. All ten men regretted the experience the next day. Most are in counseling and being tested for AIDS and rectumosis. They universally agree that it was marijuana that lead to the depravity and would not have engaged in such filth if not under the influence.

Praise Jesus Christ for the War on Drugs!


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Dr Laurence Niles (15-07-2016 07:13 PM): There should be no debate on this after all they call it the devils weed for a reason and that's because it turns you away from God's true path and makes you a unholy sinner who goes against his holy word ...
Brother Harold Porter (13-09-2016 04:08 AM): Sadly, this is what I run into, time after time as I try my best to discourage the path from the weed to the rectum. One of the poor souls I tried so hard to save. I think I have lost him to his colon ...
Apollo2 (14-01-2017 12:25 PM): When i was younger, i took a puff of this devilish drug and i soon discovered that i started to feel like a sinner. Not because i had taken this drug but a urge to have intercourse with another man. I ...
FreeFromBrains (14-01-2017 12:29 PM): When i was younger, i took a puff of this devilish drug and i soon discovered that i started to feel like a sinner. Not because i had taken this drug but a urge to have intercourse with another man. I ...
Dr Laurence Niles (14-01-2017 12:33 PM): Weed does not make you gay. I guess if you feel like a sinner that means you definitely are one: or you have been inculcated into a mythology specific to your local area. It's funny how religion ...
Marshal Kim Jong-un (14-01-2017 03:27 PM): The 420 epic meme christened weed marijuana is indeed legal in the DPRK. As is homosexuality. However, I does not have any problem with homosexuality at all. I does not believe it will immoral. The DPRK ...
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