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Marijuana Makes You Gay

Praise Christ that True Christians™ are never tempted by the Devil’s weed!

The results are in from Landover University. A carefully controlled double blind study in which half of the 20 male participants smoked oregano and the other half cannibis, a Schedule I narcotic.

The prinicpal finding of the study is that ingestion of THC, in any amount, lowers your inhibitions and self control. Men normally adverse to immoral conduct threw their conscience out the window after a bong hit.

In short, 100 percent of the uninhibited men that were stoned engaged in either autofellatio or sodomy. All ten men regretted the experience the next day. Most are in counseling and being tested for AIDS and rectumosis. They universally agree that it was marijuana that lead to the depravity and would not have engaged in such filth if not under the influence.

Praise Jesus Christ for the War on Drugs!


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Laughootloud (11-02-2017 05:19 PM): Consider this before you read: read to learn don't read to answer back with a witty remark. So i came across this site on facebook and i have to ask how and what causes "rectumosis". I was taught the ...
Basilissa (11-02-2017 05:54 PM): Consider this before you read: read to learn don't read to answer back with a witty remark Hello and :welcome: to our friendly forum! I do hope that you will espouse the same consideration you are asking ...
Brother Gonzalez (12-02-2017 01:12 AM): C I just hope you read this for what its worth and learn:thumbsup: Yes, I have learnt that reading you is a waste of time. Please, if you are going to argue with something said here use scripture to ...
I Man Rastafari (12-02-2017 01:34 AM): You may hate my post but i stand by my word and "opinion" i will not be mad i will not retaliate. I just hope you read this for what its worth and learn:thumbsup: Tah tah for now:bye: Greetings Mr. ...
Brother Harold Porter (12-02-2017 06:41 AM): So i came across this site on facebook and i have to ask how and what causes "rectumosis". A good question. Rectumosis is a gay disease, not taught in normal medical schools, because queers are not normal. Often ...
Johny Joe Hold (13-02-2017 04:23 AM): A good question. Rectumosis is a gay disease, not taught in normal medical schools, because queers are not normal. Often a chronic lifetime condition for the fag, rectumosis results from incessant homo-rectal ...
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