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Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts!

Unfortunately our warnings against the dangers of “Candy Crush Saga” have been ignored.
Even worse, the Satanic Candy Crush empire now seeks valuation up to $7.6 Billion!

It’s hard to explain the horrors of Candy Crush without vomiting. What it boils down to is that girls, instead of cleaning the house and baking pies in accordance with Ephesians 5:22-24, are constantly staring at their gayPhones crushing candy. While they use one hand to play Candy Crush they use their other hand to constantly stuff their faces with candy as the game clearly creates a severe craving for candy. It is a known fact that all obese girls are lesbians and that all lesbians are sluts, so this completes the transition from a decent Christian girl to an obese lesbian slut!

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ChingChong (04-11-2016 09:38 PM): Yea a book that will help ...
ChingChong (04-11-2016 09:56 PM): You know it's ironic that you are defending the bible when you your self are an ahtiest huh now isn't that strange ...
Didymus Much (04-11-2016 10:18 PM): You know it's ironic that you are defending the bible when you your self are an ahtiest huh now isn't that strange Are you ever going to see the difference between 1) agreeing with the True Christians(tm) ...
ChingChong (04-11-2016 10:35 PM): Well it says you are an atheist and atheist don't belevie in god. So how IRONIC are you enjoy in this because I'm loving it so much that I might . Say one more Insult and I might explode. Buts since you ...
ChingChong (04-11-2016 10:40 PM): Well actually the most funny thing I've seen is a christan playing call of duty ...
Didymus Much (04-11-2016 11:10 PM): Well it says you are an atheist and atheist don't belevie in god... Duh, really? ...So how IRONIC... You're doing it again. :facepalm: ...Say one more Insult and I might explode... I've yet to insult ...
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