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Why Women Need Spanking!

Folks, my heart really goes out to pro golfer John Daly. His spoiled wife attacked him with a knife right before a golf tournament. Imagine the shame of showing up at the green with red marks on your face.

No doubt, Daly’s wife is to blame for his poor performance (on and off the green). But Daly is to blame for not disciplining his wife according to Biblical standards.

Daly’s autobiography, “My Life In & Out of the Rough” details his lack of discipline in a chapter devoted to his three former wives that was titled, “All My Exes Wear Rolexes.”

Let this tragedy remind all that our Lord Jesus Christ weeps when we don’t properly discipline our wives. Next time you’re over par at the course, try giving HER a few swats . . . it’ll improve your swing.

 


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MeekServant (30-08-2014 08:52 PM): My fiance wants to learn how to read; strong discipline from me is needed. If not, next thing I know, she'll want to register to vote. Is this a joke? ...
Didymus Much (30-08-2014 09:25 PM): Is this a joke? As you're responding to a post that's 7 years old (this week's winning necropost, congrats), from a forum member who hasn't visited since 2009, why don't you just go ahead and hold your ...
MeekServant (30-08-2014 09:40 PM): As you're responding to a post that's 7 years old (this week's winning necropost, congrats), from a forum member who hasn't visited since 2009, why don't you just go ahead and hold your breath waiting ...
MeekServant (30-08-2014 09:53 PM): Please accept my apology. ...
Didymus Much (30-08-2014 09:59 PM): ...Why would someone not want his wife to learn to read?... From a strictly Biblical perspective, it's unnecessary (1 Corinthians 14:34-35), and could distract her from more important duties like childbearing ...
Witch Hammer (30-08-2014 11:14 PM): As you're responding to a post that's 7 years old (this week's winning necropost, congrats), from a forum member who hasn't visited since 2009, why don't you just go ahead and hold your breath waiting ...
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