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Castrating my son?

My youngest son has been masturbating a lot lately and no matter how many beatings I give him, he just doesn’t stop. I looked to see if the Bible had any solutions to this and Mark 9:43 popped into my head.

Mark 9:43:
And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched:

I don’t want to cut his hands off since he needs them to hold his Bible. So I was wondering if this could be applied to his genitals instead. If he doesn’t have any genitals, he won’t be able to masturbate, right? My neighbor did the same thing with his dog last year and he’s been behaving a lot better since.

I have a good friend, a retired butcher from my village and he’s willing to perform the surgery next weekend. I know my son won’t be able to bring me any grandchildren but I’ll just leave that up to my other sons instead. However, I’m not entirely sure whether this is the right thing to do but I think this might be the only way to save my boy from burning in hell for eternity.

What are your thoughts on this? Is anybody familiar with this solution? If so, did it work?

 


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Daisy Mae Johnson (16-01-2017 04:11 PM): My youngest son has been masturbating a lot lately and no matter how many beatings I give him, he just doesn't stop. I looked to see if the Bible had any solutions to this and Mark 9:43 popped into my ...
Sword Of Christ (19-01-2017 06:11 AM): Beat and castrate him to save him from hell. Matthew 19:12 For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there ...
Sure fine... (29-05-2017 09:31 PM): Well then... I was browsing the internet randomly with my friend, and then my friend grabbed the computer and searched up "Castrating my son". Of course, being him, he clicked the first thing that came ...
Didymus Much (29-05-2017 10:56 PM): ...my friend grabbed the computer and searched up "Castrating my son"... Because that's what normal people, who totally don't have any issues at all, do. :wacko: ...What me and my friend saw was literally ...
Mary Etheldreda (29-05-2017 11:03 PM): First of all, human castration is illegal without consent Don't be silly. President Trump recently signed an executive order giving us religious freedom to practice our religion as we feel spiritually ...
Mister Brasil (31-05-2017 04:07 AM): Never mind the Religious Freedom Restoration Act, passed in 1993 with broad, bipartisan support. If you want to say it's illegal for parents to castrate their own sons for religious reasons, you're going ...
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