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Pastor Ezekiel is Missing: Please Pray for his return!

By Johny Joe Hold, Mayor of Freehold

What has happened to Pastor Zeke?

I used to touch base with Pastor Zeke regularly. A lot of money and other issues have passed between the Freehold City government and Landover Baptist Church. Right now there are pending deals, but no Pastor Zeke to move them forward.

I checked his hanger, the Boeing is gone. So is his favorite Escalade. No one admits to knowing his where he is or when he will return.

What I’m concerned about are his frequent travels to the Middle East. He has been going there to boost the moral of Christians who are being harmed by ISIS. We’ve all read about the murders and beheadings of Christians. Could Zeke be in harm’s way?

So, I’m asking–no I’m begging. Please provide any information you have about our beloved Pastor Zeke.

 

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Johny Joe Hold (21-09-2016 02:27 AM): :huh: I was gone since April and in August someone finally noticed my absence? :badmood: And, Mayor, the damage on my properties is such that the usual division of tithes (90%-10%) is going to be >99% ...
Pastor Ezekiel (21-09-2016 06:45 AM): I dispatched people to work on your place as soon as I heard about the damage, Pastor Zeke. I hope you will be patient as we try to work through this. Knowing how much you dislike songbirds, we had crews ...
Johny Joe Hold (21-09-2016 06:21 PM): Mayor, I'm expecting you at 11pm sharp tonight! Bring along your 12-yo Miss. M. Rotschild and the 15-yo Mr. C. Lafite so we can deflower them and compare the bouquets. I've got some Left Behind blu-rays ...
BrotherLarry (21-09-2016 07:08 PM): Certainly, Pastor Zeke. I will bring our friends. We are all looking forward to the fierce war against sin we're certain you are about to launch. Say - wouldn't it be great if you had a film crew to ...
Basilissa (30-11-2016 03:01 PM): I have heard rumors from some very reputable sources that our beloved Pastor Zeke might be offered a cabinet job - apparently Donald Trump is considering creating a Department of Religion with Zeke heading ...
Pastor Ezekiel (01-12-2016 05:52 AM): I have heard rumors from some very reputable sources that our beloved Pastor Zeke might be offered a cabinet job - apparently Donald Trump is considering creating a Department of Religion with Zeke heading ...
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