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Pastor Ezekiel: The E-mail Prophecies Part II

The AntiChrist

THE ANTICHRIST HAS TAKEN OVER THE US!!!

This is not Pittsburgh

Unfortunately the Antichrist is stronger than we originally perceived. I now know through a revelation that came to me as I slept furiously in secret that Satan is the puppet-master in league with a group of private bankers. THEIR NAMES ARE IN CODE! who are working to take over and enslave the world on behalf of their master. This is not Pittsburgh there are too many differences. I can see them. They do not think that I can see the demons who seem to be ordinary men and women and children. These bankers have controlled the emissions from the masts. A gun is a poor weapon but I have the sword that is disguised as a tire iron and is rusted with the blood of Leviathan. They have blinded people from the truth through radio waves, the programs have got messages and they make you stupid through chemicals in the food and water supply so that they don’t even care about all God has given them and told them to do as long as their own mind and town remain unchanging but it is changing and they cannot see!

A gun is a poor weapon but I have the sword

Your WORLD IS UNDISTURBED! Christ is near us all. His voice is clear. Why are people disobedient? You must inform them. They will not know but we will know. Very soon demons raised by the bankers will move into positions of power – there are those there already. DONALD TRUMP CAN SEE DEMONS BUT HE CANNOT TELL PEOPLE. HE MUST BE IN POWER else the USA will bow before the Father of Lies. There will be a massacre. I can see it. Dark horses ridden by Dark Beings and the sky is DARK. WHERE IS ONE-EYED JACK? HE KNOWS!!!! I must speak with him.

Stop buying the wine from WalMart

Tell Prune to stop buying the wine from WalMart – it’s better and cheaper in Giant-Landover https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant-Landover – I don’t care they’re Kikes and neither does Jesus.

What’s that woman Mary doing with the contract for the funeral homes? They want our business more than we want theirs – get the price down!

Get Elmer on the Christian Trucking Job! How different can it be from his lawnmowers? (You all know what I mean.)

Cranky needs to get that program out on Nehemiah:6:1 and get two more sponsors – it’s action! It’ll drag them in and cleanse their souls.

I must go now. My tire iron is growing warm. That means that it is in the East.

YIC

Pastor E Flint.

PS Bathfire, where’s that compass with the magnifying glass? I need it.

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Johny Joe Hold (21-09-2016 02:27 AM): :huh: I was gone since April and in August someone finally noticed my absence? :badmood: And, Mayor, the damage on my properties is such that the usual division of tithes (90%-10%) is going to be >99% ...
Pastor Ezekiel (21-09-2016 06:45 AM): I dispatched people to work on your place as soon as I heard about the damage, Pastor Zeke. I hope you will be patient as we try to work through this. Knowing how much you dislike songbirds, we had crews ...
Johny Joe Hold (21-09-2016 06:21 PM): Mayor, I'm expecting you at 11pm sharp tonight! Bring along your 12-yo Miss. M. Rotschild and the 15-yo Mr. C. Lafite so we can deflower them and compare the bouquets. I've got some Left Behind blu-rays ...
BrotherLarry (21-09-2016 07:08 PM): Certainly, Pastor Zeke. I will bring our friends. We are all looking forward to the fierce war against sin we're certain you are about to launch. Say - wouldn't it be great if you had a film crew to ...
Basilissa (30-11-2016 03:01 PM): I have heard rumors from some very reputable sources that our beloved Pastor Zeke might be offered a cabinet job - apparently Donald Trump is considering creating a Department of Religion with Zeke heading ...
Pastor Ezekiel (01-12-2016 05:52 AM): I have heard rumors from some very reputable sources that our beloved Pastor Zeke might be offered a cabinet job - apparently Donald Trump is considering creating a Department of Religion with Zeke heading ...
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