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Who cares Hillary has Jay Z? Trump has plenty of HUGE celebrity supporters!

Jay Z will play a concert on behalf of Hillary Clinton in Cleveland, Ohio “before Election Day”, according the Clinton News Network. Hillary is attempting to rig the election by getting dangerous thugs and welfare queens out to vote in a swing state. As our friends over at Hotair have pointed out, this is a very bad thing because Jay Z says bad words referring to weaker sex.

But let us not forget that the Donald has a formidable stable of his own allies. And this list is in no way comprehensive. These are just the HUGEST!

Rex Ryan and Richie Incognito

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These two famous members of the Buffalo Bills of the National Football league are endorsing Trump.

Richie Incognito rose to fame after he was temporarily banished from the NFL for his treatment of teammate Jonathan Martin.  Martin claims Incognito bullied him to the point of depression, calling him such things as “Nigger”.

“I think that he can help this nation get back to a world superpower,” Incognito says. “Where I think he could help is putting us first again and having that—it’s my mentality, too—having that tough attitude where you put America first and everyone’s thinking we’re the greatest nation in the world. Don’t mess with America. That toughness is where I identify with him.”

trump-ryanRex Ryan

The coach of the Buffalo Bills. He has spoken on Trump’s behalf at rallies. He’s been to multiple rallies, he’s supported him publicly.

“There’s so many things I admire about Mr. Trump, but one thing I really admire about him is, you know what, he’ll say what’s on his mind, but so many times, you’ll see people, a lot of people want to say the same thing. But there’s a big difference. They don’t have the courage to say it. They all think it, but they don’t have the courage to say it.

And Donald Trump certainly has the courage to say it, and that’s why I respect him. And you know what? So do the people of New York. This man, he’s one of the greatest businessmen, obviously, that we can ever remember. There’s no question about that.”

 

Paul O’Neill

paul_oneill_trumpAnother Huge pro athlete endorsement for the Donald. The New York Yankees legend has endorsed the real estate legend and future president. Trump pointed the 1990’s golden era Yankees infielder out in the crowd, bubbling about how much he loved the 53 year old former player, and Asked in front of all the cameras if O’Neill endorsed him. O’Neill shouted,

“I’m here,”

followed by Trump, saying, “I love you! Thank you!” “Now that I have Paul O’Neill’s endorsement, I know I’m going to win Ohio.”

Gary Busey

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3/5ths of a person and legal slavery?

Probably the most coveted actors’ endorsement for any candidate.  “Donald Trump has the wherewithal, the knowledge and the awareness of this country. He wants to turn it back to where the founders had it.” 

 

 

Dennis Rodman

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Rodman is another professional athlete. The former NBA star and a good friend of North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un, has taken time out of his busy schedule of working for Donald on the Celebrity Apprentice, to endorse his boss.

 

rodman-kim-jong-un@realDonaldTrump has been a great friend for many years. We don’t need another politician, we need a businessman like Mr. Trump! Trump 2016

— Dennis Rodman (@dennisrodman) July 24, 2015

 

Willie Robertson

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We weren’t sure if Willie, of Duck Dynasty fame, would go ahead and endorse Trump, after his family went all in on Ted Cruz. Apparently, The Donald did enough to earn this massive endorsement in the general election. When asked if he would indeed be voting for Trump, Roberts replied with a resounding,

As opposed to Hillary, well, yeah!

 

David Duke

david-dukeThe political operative and firebrand conservative kingmaker of Louisiana.

“Voting against Donald Trump at this point is really treason to your heritage.”

 

 

Tila Tequila

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Yeah, that’s Auschwitz in the background.

Remember when Tila Tequila had more friends on MySpace than anyone in the world? Us either. I think there was some MTV show where you could win a chance to doink her too.

Here are Tila’s thoughts

“Here is a man who was not a coward, stood up for his country in a DESPERATE TIME OF NEED (unlike all of our cowardly leaders), and yet not only did he try his best to help his country and people get out of what was a time of depression, economic collapse, high unemployment, amongst many other things.”

No, she didn’t say those things about Trump. She said them about Adolph Hitler. But, luckily for us, this HUGE celebrity is endorsing The Donald.

Mike Tyson

mike_tysonThe Former heavyweight boxing champion of the world and wrongly convicted rapist fought many fights in Trump’s various hotels.  He also holds the distinction of not only biting a man’s ear off in a boxing match, he is also another HUGE supporter of Trump.

“We’re really good friends,” Tyson says about Trump. “We go back to ’86 or ’87. Most of my successful and best fights were at Trump’s hotels… We’re the same guy, A thrust for power, a drive for power. Whatever field we’re in, we need power in that field. That’s just who we are.”

“Balls of energy. We’re not even who we think we are. We’re fire. We’re made of this crap—water, motion, dirt, diamonds, emeralds. We’re made out of that stuff, can you believe it?”

When pressed if he supports Trump:

“Yeah! Hell, yeah, That shit is the real deal.

Listen: I’m a black motherfucker from the poorest town in the country. I’ve been through a lot in life. And I know him. When I see him, he shakes my hand and respects my family. None of them—Barack, whoever—nobody else does that. They’re gonna be who they are and disregard me, my family. So I’m voting for him. If I can get 20,000 people or more to vote for him, I’m gonna do it.”

Scott Baio

scott-baioChachi Loves Trump! This independent highly sought after swing voter says the following about the future president.

Well, I like his proposals on reforming the tax code, building the wall on immigration, repealing Obamacare, dropping the corporate tax rate down to bring some of that money back out of the country back into the country. I think he’s a straight shooter when he talks to me… when he talks, I understand him.

I know, it’s sort of like the way you and I grew up. It’s a very sort of direct language which I don’t need a political decoder ring to understand what the guy is saying. And I think most importantly Maria for me, and I’m not discounting Ted Cruz or John Kasich, and I like them both, but Donald Trump is the only guy I think that has the will and the nerve to attack and to fight and to fight back, because we have this mentality.

Terry “Hulk” Hogan

hulk-hoganHulk Hogan was a mainstay in entertainment throughout the 1980’s and 90’s for his professional wrestling prowess. Like The Donald, in the 2000’s he became a reality TV star. Like Trump, a costly divorce and allegations of years of abuse later, he found himself bankrupt. Also like the Donald, The Hulkster is back on top again after successfully suing Gawker Magazine for way more than they are worth, for releasing a sex tape of him and Bubba the Lovesponge Clem’s wife.

It looked like things were getting even better for Hogan, as he was making a pro-wrestling comeback, but it was not to be. In July The Hulk was fired for a meltdown where he called someone a “nigger”.

On Trump:

“I don’t want to be in the ring with any candidates, I want to be Trump’s running mate!” He later went on to say, “Did you hear that? Vice President Hogan!”

I think we would find that acceptable!

Stephen Baldwin

stephen-baldwinAnother A-list celebrity endorses Trump! Best known for his role as Barney Rubble in The Flintstones Viva Rock Vegas, Baldwin is actually a devout born again Christian.

He has been described by The 700 Club, as The Jesus Freak of Hollywood.

Baldwin is probably one of The Donald’s biggest supporters. He has chastised his lesser known brother for his unfunny Donald Trump impersonation.

And on his former Celebrity Apprentice boss,

“I think he’s fantastic. I love him. I think he’d make a great president. He’s not a politician, and he doesn’t care what anybody thinks. And that’s why he’s surging in the polls.”

Charlie Sheen

charlie-sheenThe antithesis of the squeaky clean Stephen, Sheen still lends his star power to Trump.

Charlie is best known for hookers, cocaine, tiger blood and now having AIDS.

But even though you’re not winning with Jesus in your life, you have backed a winner in The Donald.

If Trump will have me I’d be his VP in a heartbeat! #TrumpSheen16.

Oh Charlie, of course you could never be Trump’s VP. There is already Mike Pence for that, silly! And the AIDS would probably kill you before your term was up. But what a great life insurance policy for Trump Sheen would make?

Ted Nugent

ted-nugentWhile Billy Baldwin may love Trump more than anyone, Ted hates Hillary and democrats more than anyone on earth.

Very recently, as of this writing, he Tweeted and posted on Facebook calling Clinton a “devil bitch.”

Nugent recently wrote an article for the highly respected World Net Daily, calling for Trump to receive a well earned Medal of Freedom.

Mr. Fleischer and other critics of Mr. Trump aren’t listening to the blaring trumpets of dissatisfaction that are blown by millions of Americans who realize that it’s the professional political punks in D.C. who have engineered the economic train wreck that is strangling the economy, shrinking the middle class and creating even further embarrassing, America-destroying dependence on Fedzilla by tens and tens of millions of Americans.

Vladamir Putin

putin riding bearThe great leader of what is sure to be America’s new best friend gushes over Donald Trump.

[Donald Trump is] a really colorful and talented person, without any doubt. It’s not our job to judge his qualities. That’s a job for American voters, but he’s the absolute leader in the presidential race.”
“He says he wants to move on to a new, more substantial relationship, a deeper relationship with Russia, how can we not welcome that? Of course we welcome that.”

A few that fell away.

It hasn’t been all kitten and puppies for our candidate. There are some endorsements that started toward him, but fell away or were “clarified”.

Pete Rose

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Charlie Hustle, as he is known as for the way he played the game of baseball, is taking a break from his lifetime ban from the game for gambling on it, to support Trump. He sent The Donald an autographed baseball where he implored him to make America Great Again.

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Just received from @PeteRose_14.

Thank you Pete! #VoteTrump on
Tuesday Ohio! #Trump2016#MakeAmericaGreatAgain pic.twitter.com/UvP03n7dQq

—Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 14, 2016

I just received an update on this. It appears Pete Rose is trying to weasel out of his endorsement.

“Pete signs a lot of baseballs, and one of his things is to put pop culture references on there [as requested by] fans,” Ray Genco, a representative for the player, told Newsweek. “I’m not saying he did or did not sign it. I’m saying it was not a personalized note that he sent to Donald Trump as a means of endorsing a candidate.”

Genco, an attorney, wasn’t sure how the ball seemingly signed by Rose wound up in Trump’s possession. He added, “It was not the intention of Pete to send a ball specifically to Trump in order to endorse him.”

Martin Shkreli

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The billionaire bad boy of Turing Pharmaceuticals says Trump has his vote! And he has ours for the dreamiest conservative smile.

Kirstie Alley

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Kirstie Alley is on the right side of God in voting Trump this year.

It turns out Kirstie Alley is a Xenu worshiping turncoat renegger. She has withdrawn her support over a few locker room comments.

 


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