Exhilarating news in the field of Creation Science.
The clueless NASA is notorious for their lack of understanding but they make wonderful observations of the trans-Firmamental (Genesis 1:6) Realms of God. They are observing the Heavens and now they’ve discovered something that gives all the few remaining True Christians™ (us) unprecedented hope of the quick return (Revelation 22:20) of Christ! They have found seven (7) “exoplanets” that are a powerful signal of the End of Times. Furthermore, this has been distributed by Fox News, thus, they are reliable data and not fake news! Glory!
|Talk about lucky number  seven. Astronomers have discovered not one, not two, but seven Earth-sized planets orbiting a star called [2-3] TRAPPIST-1… which is roughly  40 light years away.
What’s more, three of them are in the habitable zone— the happy place where  liquid water can exist on the surface of rocky planets, as it’s not too hot or cold. (Although liquid water could potentially exist on any of the seven, NASA said, it likes the odds on those three best.) The space agency calls the discovery of the fascinating solar system record-breaking.
The discovery “is very promising for the search for  life beyond our solar system,”…
They have been photographed and they look like this:
It seems that the are three innermost objects are a bit hot and  dry but with the possibility of liquids. Then 3 objects with lots of liquid and a final object that is colder with ice mixed with the liquids.
Those are the observations. Now it’s time to turn them into facts by the well-documented methods of Creation Science. We’ll list the principal findings and then examine if these pieces of data fit into the known Truth™ of the Bible.
- 7 spherical objecs.
- A connection to Trappists.
- The Trappist is connected to a number: “Trappist-1“.
- There is liquid in these objects.
- Some of the objects are drier than others.
- There is life there, probably micro-orgasms.
- These things will happen within 40 light and easy years.
When we examine the Bible, we can see how well this follows the wonderful narrative of Revelation 14-16.
1. The number 7.
- Seven round objects filled with liquid. They are the vials filled with the Wrath of God!
- Revelation 15:7 – And one of the four beasts gave unto the seven angels seven golden vials full of the wrath of God, who liveth for ever and ever.
- These are the plagues that will torment and punish the sinners during the final stages preceding Jesus‘s second coming in His last desperate attempt to make some of the sodomites Repent! This means that the vials are now ready to be filled with the Wrath (Revelation 14:19-20). Jesus is ready to Rock’n’Roll, sinners!
2. The TRAPPISTS
- As the “planets” are to be filled with the Wrath of God, this means that the Wrath comes principally from God’s displeasure with the Papists. Trappists are Catholic Cultists in same-sex communities where they prepare their potions so mock God. They are called…
Fruitcake monks who BAKE instead of speak…
- This means that the hate that God feels towards Catholic Sodomites (Romans 1:28-32) is going to be one of the main ingredients of the plagues.
3. Trappist number 1?
- This is simple. It is the Pope, as he is the chief of all Papists including the TRAPPIST-1. He has too long opposed God (Matthew 23:9) and God will put His Wrath into good use by recycling His Anger to the vials.
- Case already resolved. These are the Seven Vials!
- Revelation 16:1 – And I heard a great voice out of the temple saying to the seven angels, Go your ways, and pour out the vials of the wrath of God upon the earth.
- In the same manner, Liquid is of course necessary to destroy all life from both the oceans (Revelation 16:3) and from freshwater sources (Revelation 16:4).
- Some might claim that the spherical “planets” cannot be vials as in “bowls”, but it is possible that the tops are screwed lids on top of the bows. As this is the only explanation that makes any sense, the case is closed!
5. What about some “dry” objects?
- This is explained in the Bible.
- Revelation 16:12 – And the sixth angel poured out his vial upon the great river Euphrates; and the water thereof was dried up, that the way of the kings of the east might be prepared.
- It is of course easily understandable that a Vial of Wrath that dries up a mighty river must be prepared from one of the “dry” planets. Thus, we now understand that each of these objects has been carefully designed by Jesus to cause the most Havoc (Revelation 16:9).
6. The possibility of life?
- Of course, God Creates all Life (Genesis 1), so He could have Created the vials liquids with simple life-form, e.g., some micro-orgasms. These are necessary to cause plagues, the most severe of which is the skin plague!
- Revelation 16:2 – And the first went, and poured out his vial upon the earth; and there fell a noisome and grievous sore upon the men which had the mark of the beast, and upon them which worshipped his image.
7. 40 years!
Glory! This means that we know have the deadline for the Rapture (1 Thessalonians 4:17). Of course, no-one knows the exact date (1 Thessalonians 5:2), but this is a promise that within 4 decades the dismantling of this sinful plate will be well on its way. And they are going to be light, nice years for us True Christians™ but presumably hard and exhausting for the liberal ignoramuses. Praise Jesus!
It also seems that the vials-in-the-making are being used for recreational purposes until filled with the Wrath, as evidenced by the scenery shot from one of them! Perhaps we’ll have time to visit these during the entr’acte between our deaths and Jesus‘s Second Coming to observe this Master Carpenter of God’s Punishments in His work!
Let us sit back and enjoy how Jesus and President Trump make preparations for the Last Days!
Yours in Christ,
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