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Satan’s latest trick: the Nintendo Switch is promoting sexual fluidity!

*** WARNING SHOCKING CONTENT AHEAD ***

Real Christian men impregnate real Christian woman (Genesis 29:30, Leviticus 15:32). Real Christian woman get pregnant and have babies for Jesus Christ and Donald Trump. Throw in some Proverbs 23:13-14 and one has a happy God fearing family.

Landover has been warning against Nintendo for a long long time. God punished Nintendo with horrible financial results. Unfortunately this hasn’t kept Nintendo from introducing yet another family wrecking monstrosity.

The Nintendo Switch:

(Yes, it really looks THAT stupid.)

Nintendo created the Switch for people who are incapable of making up their mind. It’s mobile and it’s not mobile. It’s one big controller, it’s several small controllers. The only thing everyone agrees on is that it is a piece of useless crap. Nintendo didn’t even bother to include a game. It is clearly aimed at today’s sexual fluid Hilary youth. Being gay on Monday, bisexual on Tuesday and serial raping Galapagos penguins on Wednesdays.

The vibrating Switch controllers are especially suspicious. They can be split into smaller controllers making it far easier to insert them into one’s behind. Nintendo actively promotes people should do this together. The fake media is dangerously enthusiastic about this: “Nintendo’s HD Rumble will be the best Switch feature of 2017“. Entire families will be annaly orgasming themselves to the eternal fires of Hell with these soul killers.

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I am certain Donald Trump is going to put a stop to this as soon as he completes his wall, makes Mexico pay for it, kills Obamacare, rebuilds our infrastructure and prevents any Muslim from ever again entering America.


Replies:
Thomas Taylor (15-05-2017 04:04 AM): Before I start this, I want to say that nothing I say here should be hyperboled to the point of being adynaton. I'm simply here to present my perspective on this whole article. First off, the fact that ...
NoGoodDeed... (20-05-2017 05:57 PM): Thpmas, if you subscribe to the ideas this site propagates, you are probably one of the last people who should be telling someone about science and the universe. ...
handmaiden (20-05-2017 07:23 PM): Before I start this, I want to say that nothing I say here should be hyperboled to the point of being adynaton. I'm simply here to present my perspective on this whole article. "Hyperbole" is not a verb. ...
BibleDad1982 (28-05-2017 06:07 AM): I was going to buy this game console for my son but after reading this I decided my children will see nintendo no more. I do not want my innocent children to become transformed into demons of hell because ...
Mary Etheldreda (28-05-2017 06:46 AM): I was going to buy this game console for my son but after reading this I decided my children will see nintendo no more. I do not want my innocent children to become transformed into demons of hell because ...
MitzaLizalor (04-06-2017 12:01 AM): extremely unhappy when I buried all of their nintendo games and consoles in the back yard. ✁...grounded them for a week from video gamesGlory! Parenting done right!I'm just a little concerned, what ...
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