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Satan’s latest trick: the Nintendo Switch is promoting sexual fluidity!

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Real Christian men impregnate real Christian woman (Genesis 29:30, Leviticus 15:32). Real Christian woman get pregnant and have babies for Jesus Christ and Donald Trump. Throw in some Proverbs 23:13-14 and one has a happy God fearing family.

Landover has been warning against Nintendo for a long long time. God punished Nintendo with horrible financial results. Unfortunately this hasn’t kept Nintendo from introducing yet another family wrecking monstrosity.

The Nintendo Switch:

(Yes, it really looks THAT stupid.)

Nintendo created the Switch for people who are incapable of making up their mind. It’s mobile and it’s not mobile. It’s one big controller, it’s several small controllers. The only thing everyone agrees on is that it is a piece of useless crap. Nintendo didn’t even bother to include a game. It is clearly aimed at today’s sexual fluid Hilary youth. Being gay on Monday, bisexual on Tuesday and serial raping Galapagos penguins on Wednesdays.

The vibrating Switch controllers are especially suspicious. They can be split into smaller controllers making it far easier to insert them into one’s behind. Nintendo actively promotes people should do this together. The fake media is dangerously enthusiastic about this: “Nintendo’s HD Rumble will be the best Switch feature of 2017“. Entire families will be annaly orgasming themselves to the eternal fires of Hell with these soul killers.

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I am certain Donald Trump is going to put a stop to this as soon as he completes his wall, makes Mexico pay for it, kills Obamacare, rebuilds our infrastructure and prevents any Muslim from ever again entering America.


Replies:
NateTheKnucklehead (05-07-2017 08:55 AM): Homelessness is usually rooted in mental health issues. But why are you asking Roland to justify what's happened to this dude? when i open this site and see that somebody replied to me and wants answers ...
LW1997 (21-10-2017 03:41 PM): Video games in general are a bad deed, but unrealistic ones like the ones from Nintendo are the worst. I hope this company will go bankrupt sooner or later. ...
IonTelevision (17-11-2017 02:14 PM): Who's to say that they're going to do the things you said they were going to do, if they're children, the things you mentions probably won't even cross their minds. See, your statements are truly uninformed, ...
Mary Etheldreda (17-11-2017 08:17 PM): Who's to say that they're going to do the things you said they were going to do, if they're children, the things you mentions probably won't even cross their minds. You're mistaken dear. Children are ...
IonTelevision (21-11-2017 02:25 PM): You're mistaken dear. Children are by nature vile sinners with impulse control problems that make them ripe for Satan's Army. Parents who love their children know not to trust them or to let them exercise ...
Mary Etheldreda (21-11-2017 05:06 PM): Children may be vile sinners, but they're not some sort of sexual demon. I didn't say children are sexual demons, dear. Demons are demons, and we know they inhabit sinners. Children are sinners and are ...
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