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Satan’s latest trick: the Nintendo Switch is promoting sexual fluidity!

*** WARNING SHOCKING CONTENT AHEAD ***

Real Christian men impregnate real Christian woman (Genesis 29:30, Leviticus 15:32). Real Christian woman get pregnant and have babies for Jesus Christ and Donald Trump. Throw in some Proverbs 23:13-14 and one has a happy God fearing family.

Landover has been warning against Nintendo for a long long time. God punished Nintendo with horrible financial results. Unfortunately this hasn’t kept Nintendo from introducing yet another family wrecking monstrosity.

The Nintendo Switch:

(Yes, it really looks THAT stupid.)

Nintendo created the Switch for people who are incapable of making up their mind. It’s mobile and it’s not mobile. It’s one big controller, it’s several small controllers. The only thing everyone agrees on is that it is a piece of useless crap. Nintendo didn’t even bother to include a game. It is clearly aimed at today’s sexual fluid Hilary youth. Being gay on Monday, bisexual on Tuesday and serial raping Galapagos penguins on Wednesdays.

The vibrating Switch controllers are especially suspicious. They can be split into smaller controllers making it far easier to insert them into one’s behind. Nintendo actively promotes people should do this together. The fake media is dangerously enthusiastic about this: “Nintendo’s HD Rumble will be the best Switch feature of 2017“. Entire families will be annaly orgasming themselves to the eternal fires of Hell with these soul killers.

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I am certain Donald Trump is going to put a stop to this as soon as he completes his wall, makes Mexico pay for it, kills Obamacare, rebuilds our infrastructure and prevents any Muslim from ever again entering America.


Replies:
Vocalslaughter (01-04-2017 08:48 AM): *** WARNING SHOCKING CONTENT AHEAD *** Real Christian men impregnate real Christian woman (Genesis 29:30, Leviticus 15:32). Real Christian woman get pregnant and have babies for Jesus Christ and Donald ...
Boringmoon (03-04-2017 06:40 PM): I agree the Nintendo switch looks incredibly stupid!:thumbdown: ...
Prayer Warrior (05-04-2017 05:43 PM): Apparently, there are reports of these Switch tablets warping and bending due to the immense amount of heat they emit. http://www.pcmag.com/news/352833/some-nintendo-switch-tablets-are-warping Other consoles ...
Gayman45 (16-04-2017 01:14 AM): go <<>> god is not real and never has been its all made up and i think you should all <<>> ...
Dotty too (16-04-2017 07:27 AM): This game was delayed twice, I guess Nintendo can't even bother to keep their promises http://www.gameskinny.com/wx91i/zelda-breath-of-the-wild-delays-finally-explained As Cranky Old Man mentioned, ...
Thomas Taylor (16-04-2017 07:43 AM): I want to address these two points you made First of all things do get delayed, especially in the gaming industry, there can be many unforseen problems that may arise that could cause a system or game ...
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