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The Landover Baptist Church Alternative Facts Handbook

Pastor Zeke, putting the Stud back in Bible Study

Shout Glory! Praise Jesus, Donald Trump, Putin, our Mayor Johny Joe Hold and Me! After much deliberation we’ve finished our Alt Facts Handbook for y’all folks! NOW you can twist present the Facts of Life, Universe and Everything much better to the masses of homers and hamites. Covfefe. Study this pamphlet carefully and you’ll sit even closer to Jesus when Rapture Time comes.

Learn this by heart or writhe forever in

 


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Jeb Stuart Thurmond (07-11-2019 01:33 AM): Some alternative facts about the Devils weed might be a good idea. ...
Dennis Lukes (08-11-2019 03:17 AM): Some alternative facts about the Devils weed might be a good idea. Well, for starters we know that it's highly addictive. Furthermore, it only takes a few "blunts" to fatally overdose. ...
Isabella White (08-11-2019 03:24 AM): Well, for starters we know that it's highly addictive. Furthermore, it only takes a few "blunts" to fatally overdose. Amen, dear Brother Lukes. Amen! We need to take a tougher stance on this. Thanks ...
I Man Rastafari (08-11-2019 03:57 PM): Greetings! I must confess that it is no surprise to I that the white people are so badly mistaken about the ganja. Ganja is the Lamb's Bread which was sent by Jah for use in communing with him because ...
Isabella White (08-11-2019 04:19 PM): Greetings! I must confess that it is no surprise to I that the white people are so badly mistaken about the ganja. Ganja is the Lamb's Bread which was sent by Jah for use in communing with him because ...
Dana723 (09-11-2019 12:15 AM): Ganja is the Lamb's Bread which was sent by Jah for use in communing with him because it induces a state of relaxation and contentment that Jah is comfortable with. Jah may like you to be relaxed, but ...
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