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Do the Jews have the ability to re-grow their foreskin, much as some lizards can re-grow a severed tail?

Help me out here, friends. I have always assumed circumcision was permanent.

But, earlier today, I was enjoying First Corinthians, and chapter 7, verse 18 struck me as a bit odd:

Quote:
1 Corinthians 7:18-19

18 Is any man called being circumcised? let him not become uncircumcised. Is any called in uncircumcision? let him not be circumcised.

19 Circumcision is nothing, and uncircumcision is nothing, but the keeping of the commandments of God.

What the heck is going on here? How can a circumcised man become uncircumcised?

I think the Bible is telling us that if a Jew fails to keep his covenant with the Lord, if a Jew is particularly wicked, this will result in his foreskin growing back.

Now then, I know our church has several accountants and lawyers who are Jews, and I knew they occupy very trusted places in our organization, but…

Has anybody thought to check their private parts lately? I think we should maybe think about designating an elder pastor to inspect these men on a regular basis to check for signs their foreskins might have grown back.

If that proves to be the case, then we need to have an independent audit of our books and make sure nobody’s skimming a little off the top.

 


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Faith_Machine (12-03-2018 07:03 PM): Hmmm... There's a bar in San Francisco called The Eagle. I wonder if they're connected in some way? I'd better go check it out. ...
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