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How to Land a Good Husband

This thread will serve as a tool to help the single ladies of Landover land a good husband.

Here are a few tips to start. Please feel free to add your own suggestions. I’m sure the single ladies will appreciate it.

#1: Touch his arm when you are speaking to him. This will get his attention.

#2: Send him a random text message midday. A True Christian man will appreciate a special scripture quote.

#3: Ask him a question about something he knows a lot about (such JESUS or fixing cars or mowing the lawn)

#4: Give him a very specific compliment. Always make the compliment sincere.

(Telling a guy he’s funny, handsome, or smart or extra GODLY is always appreciated but don’t be too flirty, he will think you are a whore)

#5: Show off your cooking talents by baking him his favorite pie or a nice pot roast after Church on Sunday.

#6: Show off your cleaning abilities by cleaning his house on a weekly basis.

#7: Wash his feet like you would for JESUS.

Dating news flash: Guys like to show off for you. So if your True Christian gentleman could use an ego boost, there’s nothing like letting him feel like an expert. Ask him about fishing, JESUS, how to BBQ the perfect pig — whatever he’s in to. Just remember to nod frequently and look really interested (but not like a whore).

 


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handmaiden (10-09-2016 09:21 PM): Paul has already addressed this dear. It would be better for you to remain unmarried and celibate so your every moment can be devoted to serving Jesus (1 Corinthians 7:8). Of course if you can't keep your ...
BrotherLarry (10-09-2016 09:51 PM): Paul has already addressed this dear. It would be better for you to remain unmarried and celibate so your every moment can be devoted to serving Jesus (1 Corinthians 7:8). Of course if you can't keep your ...
handmaiden (10-09-2016 10:07 PM): . . . And no, I'm not trying to get your mind of the situation at hand You made a grammatical error. Something-I-Don't-Have-The-Time-For-This-Nonsensely Yours, Handmaiden P.S. Okay, maybe it was ...
James Hutchins (04-04-2018 07:21 PM): Just before I shot it, a little bird told me this is the year that our own Pastor Zeke ties the knot with 'you know who'! I can just picture him in an all white on white tux while God shines a spotlight ...
BrotherLarry (05-04-2018 03:13 PM): Just before I shot it, a little bird told me this is the year that our own Pastor Zeke ties the knot with 'you know who'! I can just picture him in an all white on white tux while God shines a spotlight ...
Diesel Stanford (06-04-2018 12:20 AM): I sadly already been married for nearly 20 years. But I swear, I try my best to be a goldy husband. But I wouldn't say that my wife was trying her best to be a godly wife. Really not. And she turns 50 ...
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