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The Campaign for Donald Trump’s Nobel Peace Prize: LET’S MAKE NOBEL GREAT AGAIN!

This isBIG!!! Yuge!!!
Because of the advice by me, Jesus and OUR Church, my President and confidante Donald Trump is gonna get the Nobel Peace Prize this very year 2018 of our Lord Jesus! Covfefe and Praise Jesus and Me His humble servant! Donald not only got the Presidency, …

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…he may soon have a Nobel Peace Prize to show for it. Trump and Kim are currently the favorites to win the prize, according to one British oddsmaker, and some of Trump’s aides are telling reporters that a lasting thaw between North and South Korea should win Trump the award.

All this because a few years ago I launched the Mission to Korea. We even have pics prepared for Donnie’s victorious address to the Swiss Nobel Committee!

It’s not gonna be any peace but the Peace of Jesus and Donnie and me! All us True Christians™ will be celebrating but it’s gonna mean havoc and  for all the homers and infidels and negligent tithers! Ha!

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John 14:27
Peace I leave with you, my peace I give unto you: not as the world giveth, give I unto you. Let not your heart be troubled, neither let it be afraid.

My sheep, you can post here all the wonderful things that the Donald has done for World Peace as I’m certain that the Swiss authorities will be monitoring our Forum extremely closely during the next months!

Glory!


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Johny Joe Hold (04-05-2018 03:28 AM): A Mayor friend up in North Dakota called to tell me the support for President Donald getting the Nobel Peace Prize is sweeping that state. People are carrying signs. Here is a farmer who mowed it into ...
H. Montague Worthington (07-05-2018 09:21 AM): If utterly disgusting human filth like Doctors Without Borders, Elie Wiesel, Jimmy Carter, Martin Luther King, Amnesty International, Mother Teresa and Barack Hussein Obama are good enough to get this ...
Johny Joe Hold (08-05-2018 01:26 PM): then a true hero and extremely successful and wealthy businessman like Donald John Trump should be a shoo-in to win this. Last I heard, the Nobel Peace Prize comes with a $1.1 million monetary award ...
Johny Joe Hold (23-05-2018 12:42 AM): There is a rumor circulating in political circles that Kim Jong Un wants to share the Nobel Peace with Trump. Un claims that since it takes two to make a deal both should share the award. How outrageous. ...
Poetical Peter (03-06-2018 03:30 AM): Were I Kim(And I won't be!) I would Don More Modesty! Praise Jesus for revealing all hyperbolic, public immodesty by His eventual, public application of mortal humiliation. Kim has it coming! ...
Johny Joe Hold (12-06-2018 05:26 PM): If anyone had doubts our President should receive the Nobel Peace prize, that person has not see the results of the President's complete domination of the little man in North Korea. Let's take an objective ...
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