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Proof that Jesus is WHITE!

Have you ever looked at a picture or painting of a black Jesus and thought to yourself, “This just doesn’t feel right?” You ask yourself, “Is the painter joking? Is he making fun of Jesus?” The answer is yes, the artist is being sarcastic and that artist is surely burning in hell’s fire as I type this.

Jesus was white. Yes, He was born in the Middle East, but His father was not Middle Eastern, He was God. God is NOT Middle Eastern. When was the last time you saw a painting of God with a Turban wrapped around His head? Never? Exactly.

God is white. God has always been white. Every depiction, every description and every painting I have seen of God has been white. God impregnated Mary, NOT Joseph. Therefor, Jesus is white.

That is what drew people to Him in the first place. A white skinned man in the Middle East 2000 years ago was surely a miracle and Jesus was and is a miracle worker.

Now look at Heaven. Heaven is mostly made of feathery white clouds with rays of light shooting through them, which according to most Christians I know, would make the inhabitants white.

Also, white is amazingly proficient at reflecting light, which is very important when living in Heaven because it’s much closer to the sun than living on the Earth. This white skin prevents you from getting cancer in Heaven and I’m sure stops many other diseases in their tracks.

So, next time you start babbling on about how, “Jesus was Middle Eastern and couldn’t have been white”, save yourself the embarrassment and look at the Facts! 

God Bless!

 


Replies:
Des (26-09-2017 04:14 AM): Ilike to imagine Jesus looking like the Mandingo of Bethlehem. 😀 Now, I'd worship that! :pray: You're kidding, right? Jesus looks a lot like William H Macy, only better. ...
GaleWhoring the Boring (26-09-2017 08:18 AM): You're kidding, right? Jesus looks a lot like William H Macy, only better. LOL, that skinny-necked white-boy? :rofl: He has a sort cute puppy face, but the kind that gets easily cuckolded, to come home ...
Mary Etheldreda (26-09-2017 03:46 PM): LOL, that skinny-necked white-boy? :rofl: He has a sort cute puppy face, but the kind that gets easily cuckolded, to come home with flowers and find his woman knelt before the black phone repairman! Jesus ...
GaleWhoring the Boring (26-09-2017 04:55 PM): Jesus can turn water into wine, can call forth fishes with gold coins in their mouths, and can raise up to Heave one time and one time only on four different days. Do you really think He couldn't keep ...
Romeo Rovagnati (27-09-2017 09:54 AM): The best proof we have that Jesus is White is obviously the Shroud of Turin, wich historicians knows is true. ...
GaleWhoring the Boring (27-09-2017 09:07 PM): The best proof we have that Jesus is White is obviously the Shroud of Turin, wich historicians knows is true. Don't be fooled. When I find white-ness in my sheets, I don't jump so easily to conclusions ...
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