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2018 Witch Hunt

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That time of year friends, when everyone gets to see how many Witches they can bag. Six to sixty (actually no age limit) can play. Entire carcassess must be presented and properly tagged for credit.

No covering with a sheet and having the left toe tagged and then exposing the right toe and trying to get a second tag. Not pointing any finger, Brother Haggard, but you get the message.

We reserve the right to ensure the Witch is actually dead and not just drunk. Mrs. Johnson was quite upset last year during the verification process she came to during the dunking.

Contact Miss Cookie at the Church office for your permit and log book.

Locked and loaded! I am so proud of my boys!


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Joanna Lytton-Vasey (31-10-2018 09:09 PM): Oh, that menu sounds just fabulous, Pastor! My husband asked me to say he's sorry to miss the fun but (as you know, obviously) this stupid business in Istanbul won't go away quietly without skilled intervention. Back ...
BibleReader2231 (31-10-2018 09:19 PM): What do you all do with the witch remains? I have an uncle who is a taxidermist if any of you are interested in preserving your witch hunt spoils. It's events like these that make me wish me and my Pa ...
Dr. Anthony J. Toole (01-11-2018 06:41 AM): What do you all do with the witch remains? I have an uncle who is a taxidermist if any of you are interested in preserving your witch hunt spoils. Christ almighty, would you not ask such stupid questions? ...
James Hutchins (01-11-2018 01:53 PM): Well! What a night! The Hutchins brood averaged about 10 confirmed kills per person. The bodies filled an entire stake body truck. My children learned a valuable lesson. To have a fun hunt, you must ...
James Hutchins (04-11-2018 02:03 PM): The final tally is in and as expected, Pastor Ezekiel Flint had the highest count in his log book. 1,629. His fiance, the every gracious and chaste Daisy Mae was a close second as 1,245. Being as no prizes ...
Pastor Ezekiel (05-11-2018 05:11 PM): I want to personally thank each and every one of you for participating in this years Witch Hunt. Your hard work goes a long way in eliminating these blights. Thank you very much for the trophy and cash ...
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