THE MUSLIMS ARE NOT HAPPY!
They're not happy in Gaza ...
They're not happy in Egypt ... They're not happy in Libya ... They're not happy in Morocco ... They're not happy in Iran ... They're not happy in Iraq ... They're not happy in Yemen ... They're not happy in Afghanistan ... They're not happy in Pakistan ... They're not happy in Syria ... They're not happy in Lebanon ... SO, WHERE ARE THEY HAPPY? They're happy in The USA ... They're happy in Australia … They're happy in Canada... They're happy in England ... They're happy in France ... They're happy in Italy ... They're happy in Germany ... They're happy in Sweden ... They're happy in Norway ... They're happy in Holland ... They're happy in Denmark ... Basically,They're happy in every country That is not Muslim and unhappy! AND WHO DO THEY BLAME? Not Islam. Not Their leadership. Not Themselves. THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN! AND THEN; They want To change Those countries To be like...... THE COUNTRY THEY CAME FROM WHERE THEY WERE UNHAPPY! The Solution is Jesus! :thumbsup: |
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This is why I am planning to deliver a sermon this Sunday entitled: "All Foreigners Are Ungrateful Scum in God's Eyes." :preach:
I hope to see you all there. |
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They hate us for our freedoms, it drives them completely insane. That's why we need to increase our military spending and launch the occasional war to keep them in check (ok, not so occasional... what you gonna do?). But that's the main reason - our freedom. They see all our freedoms and get mad about it then we have to bomb them.
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They first pray to their moon god for an answer as to why they are not happy. When they get no answer, no matter how hard they pray for it to smite us, then they get angry and take matters into their own hands. It's all because they really know deep down that they worship a false god who is utterly ineffective when you pray to it. They all just can't admit to each other that they are wrong out of stubborn pride. They are jealous of our wondrous Lord Jesus who did something effective in dying for our sins and will come again and send them all screaming into Hell. When you get right down to it they are unhappy because we have Jesus as our redeemer. |
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Here's an educational video on the subject.
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I've been praying to Jesus what should we do to these Moose Limbs. Jesus revealed it to me.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_l0-KY_XRps...cca-740164.jpg Jesus also gave me proof Muhammad is Satan Muhammad M = 13 x 9 = 117 U = 21 x 9 = 189 H = 8 x 9 = 72 A = 1 x 9 = 9 M = 13 x 9 = 117 M = 13 x 9 = 117 A = 1 x 9 = 9 D = 4 x 9 = 36 _______________+ TOTAL = 666 Muhammad = 666 |
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Obama is the #1 muslim enemy within. :usa27: |
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Thus we are assured that Jesus will indeed be here very soon and that the mindless savages who belt themselves over the head with machetes are deranged lunatics. Oh, probably that last clause didn't need much assuring.. |
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Clearly the reason we have so much unhappiness in America lately is the Muslim Obama who stole our elections.
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