Sometimes, I Go Moist
Although I want so much to please every man
By giving them the very best pie I can, I hope the Lord forgives the times When in my recipes and in my rhymes I choose to add more moisture to my pan. Sometimes, I go moist. It doesn't mean I'm bad My pie will make you glad In fact it has made many folk rejoice. What goes inside is pleasing, I don't want to seem I'm teasing But it makes me want to offer you a choice. Slippery, like butter, as I mold it in my hands Texture is important to most men. So please, judge me not when my pie, steaming hot Is still glistening with moisture when I bring it to your den For sometimes, I go moist. |
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Lovely poem, Miss Naomi! You have brought a tear of joy to my eye. :thumbsup:
It is so nice to see a sweet young lady waxing rhapsodic about the importance of moisture and texture in presenting a tasty pie. Quote:
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What a beautiful poem Sister Lamb! It really makes me want to taste your moist pie!
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I could never match my pie against yours. I mean, you've won so many years in a row that I dare not even enter mine in competition with yours. How sweet of you to say, though. Your Sister, NRL |
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Indeed, I'm suddenly hungry for a heaping helping of pie. The sloppier, the better!
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I lurrrrrrvvee moist pies.
Naomi, Do you think one day I may taste yours? Please? Then I could offer you my pie to taste. A pie tasting session! The thought of it makes me all aquiver. |
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Are you wearing appropriate gloves as you clean that floor? Mother is concerned that you may be picking up dangerous germs on your hands. A Christian lady is always mindful of such things, since what goes on your hands goes in your pie. Yours in Caring and Sisterhood, NRL |
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Miss Lamb, of course! I always wear surgical gloves except when it comes to pies. My finger nails are kept very short - no telling of what germs can lurk beneath long finger nails, and I dutifully scrub my hands up to the elbows before handling any pies. You can never be careful enough when it comes to hygiene! Long fingernails belong to whores, and harbour all sorts of nasty germs.
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Ladies, ladies, there is not need for wearing gloves, nor washing your hands. Germs can't hurt Christians.
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It's nice but too many commas.
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Such a moving poem. It has put me in mind of a nice warm, moist pie this evening when I get home from work.
I only hope Mrs. Taylor comes up with the goods. If not I suppose the rod will not be spared. |
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My HUSBAND loves it when I put bananas and cream in mine. :wub:
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How many bananas do you normally put in it?
And where do you get your cream? I know a lady who gets her cream from this dairy co-op run by about five or six colored fellas? Their cream is really thick and delicious. I tell you, there have been times when I've really made a mess of my shirt licking all their cream out of her cream pies. |
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Unfortunately, in this godless European country I reside in, I haven't been able to eat any pies at all- moist or not. The closest thing that they have are just other assorted inferior pastries.
It's been forever since I've had an honest American apple pie :( |
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There is almost nothing in this world (except Jesus) that I love to go down on more than a good, wet pie.:drool:
When a lady presents me with a hot fresh slice (the first is always the best, I've never been a fan of 'sloppy seconds') I just about loose control of myself with glory!:yahoo: |
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When I marry I plan on leaving the baking to my (future) wife (whoever she turns out to be) but if I get unlucky and never meet the right person, I suppose that being able to bake pies could be a good skill to have ^^ |
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Definitely, you must sample the pie of any woman you are considering to be your future wife, before you get stuck with her for good! :) |
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