Re: God Hates Iceland!
 

I am a Viking and all Icelanders are mostly pillaging, violent and bloodthirsty yes and raping has been a tradition for over 3000 years in Iceland. But we are noble hard working people you know! An elder once taught me, you must unlearn what you have learnt. Of course then he died of the green plague. There are some Vikings that are a
bloodthirsty lot yes. But no more then anyone else, really. We're a
nomadic people, we have cold fire in our soles. You had that fire
too you know but now you have lost it! Now, that being
said, I'll answer you question. We're mostly non-violent, though many ofthe Vikings travelled to Scotland. And mind ya, anyone who goes there willturn bloodthirsty, you can't understand the lot are saying. It's allafore, reckle, aboot, dinnea, it's enough to make you want to burn avillage to the ground. You see, us and you lot live in differentworlds. We use different words. A group of real men talk about what they'vekilled, how to start a fire, who has the best longboat. While you lot only talk about stupid things such as feelings. When I'm raiding a village! I don't need to be talking about feelings, it's time for action! Yes pillaging and battles certainly important but we admire poetry, well, as long as it's poems about whacking someone in with a doublehanded battle axe. Your men are weak and will not survive the winter, your women are not strong enough too raise your young ones therefore you are all doomed and since you do neither believe in Thor the Viking god or die an honourable death in a hard fought battle against other Viking clans you shall not be resurrected into Valhalla!

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For the last time I am male. I am not transgender. I am not gay. I am an anti-religious non-apologist male who believes this forum is fascist. I pray for the females in your religion, since they will be forced to endure tyranny and oppression by yourselves.

Have an increasingly mundane life within your cult.

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This might explain why prostitution and children in TV series dressed like whores are so common in Iceland.

Didn't your banks steal everyone's money? What is so noble about that?

No need to. One nuke should be sufficient to eliminate Iceland altogether. Be happy you do not have oil so we probably won't bother.

Being an idiot is not an excuse: Romans 1:21 "Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened."

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Are you sure? In your picture you look like a lady. And in several of your threads, you state you are a female.

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Having a sex change does not change you from being a woman. You may look like a man but inside you are still a woman.

Please look up fascist and True Christian to see the difference. Although you are probably too blind or too stupid to notice.

Why you should stop being gay: Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."

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Now Cranky, she does not appear to be blind at all. If she were she'd look like this: :blind: (only not yellow).

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She seemed blind, but you are probably right Brother. Well, then she is probably just very stupid.

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Why do you lie to people who already know the truth?

That must be why we have the nukes and you are bankrupt.

Again, why do you lie to people who already know the truth?

Stop lying and start praying to Jesus Christ! Your soul can still be saved from hell!

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Replies to the previous thread about lazytown now apparrently infamous in iceland are 666 need I say more.

Does anyone have any tips on how best to turn from the path of homosexual man-raping ways all of us icelanders are on right now, like the first steps on how to break the habit and whatnot.

Ps. Does this one god of yours need any special offerings for sacrifice so he wont hate me?

Yours sincerely

Gay eskimo retard

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Retard look in the mirror are you a man? Looking at the picture you posted you look to be a woman. I know you are in disguise, you don't want your tallywacker cut off and put in a museum. Why do all you Icelandick people hate Jesus?

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If you are referring to Lazytown then you should now that's the British version. If you'd look at the Icelandic version (not the translated version) then you get a whole other picture.

And Iceland is the best country in the world. 99% are christian and are the purest Aryan race left.

:jesus:

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Sure. First you have to smash your balls with a hammer to get rid of evil urges.

Your obsession with porn is getting the better of you. To make sure you stop staring at porn you now have to poke your own eyes out! The Bible is very clear on that: Mark 9:47 "And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire". Since you can still see porn with one eye, you will have to poke both of them out.

You are probably also an obsessive compulsive masturbator. The Bible is very clear on what you have to do about that. You have to rent a chainsaw and remove your hand! Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched". To be on the safe side you might want to remove both hands.

After after you poked your eyes out and removed your hands you have to start reading your KJV1611 Holy Bible to prevent eternal damnation to hell :sinner:.

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So you are racists and false Christians. Have fun in hell :sinner: :haha:.

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I'm not christian. Religions are the devil's tool.

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That's exactly why you are hellbound, fool. :sinner:

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Then why do you condone TV shows like lazytown? You're completely contradicting yourself that way, you know.

Your anti-religious, yet you pray? To whom do you pray then?

You seem to be quite a confused eskimo, boy.

On the contrary, since the start of Project Habakkuk, it has become increasingly interesting.:)

Well, as you don't close your statement with this, apparently you yourself think you need to. It also shows that you are really stupid, as every next word is becoming more retarded.:thumbdown:

1. Open a Bible(KJV).
2. Search out an online one if you don't have any books in your iglo.
3. If you don't have an internet connection in your iglo, travel to the nearest place where you can find either an online or physical Bible(KJV).
4. Read the thing
5. Admit your sins, like idolatry, being an antisemite lutheran, condoning homosexual recruiting tools like lazytown etc.
6. Ask Jesus to forgive you your sins
7. Accept Jesus as Your Personal Lord and Saviour™.
8. Generously tithe to the Landover Baptist Church (see the bottom of this page).
9. Stop being a stupid eskimo (not necessary, but strongly recommended).
10. Go to Heaven when you die.

Does that clear things up?;)

He doesn't hate you, he hates the sins you do, like being an unrepentant eskimo. He is really sad when you choose to go to Hell by refusing to accept Him.:(

Don't worry, Jesus loves you!:thumbsup:

1. We don't condone racism here, boy.:angry:
2. Lutherans aren't Christians, but Jew-hating nazis, so there aren't any Christians in your frozen hellhole

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Can I get the King James Version of the Bible in audioform anywhere? Having no eyes or hands makes reading much harder and the fact of the matter is, there are only few icelandic people so genious that they can read and write above a sixth grade level. So such a thing could save a lot of stupid souls. Stupid stupid soles.

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Sure: http://www.audiotreasure.com/indexKJV.htm

2 Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness"

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There you go!:)

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You foolish humans believe yourselves to be doing the work of your God, spreading hate of everyone who is different from you.

Do you all truly believe yourselves to be doing the right thing? Are you truly that misguided?

People like you are the ones who are truly at fault, and when the time comes, I will be the one to judge all of you and send you all down to the Hell of Blazing Fires, where you'll have to deal with nuclear hell ravens and corpse scavenging nekomatas for all eternity.

Heed my words and repent, or I will be forced to condemn each and every one of you.