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James Dewitt 01-12-2011 10:44 PM

Free Menstra homes
 
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Sisters of Landover, it has come to may attention that many of you have little or no place to go during your unclean time. Granted the men really do not want you around during your nasty time, can you blame us? Never the less I feel that I must do something to help. I see no reason that you should have to stay in tents, under tarps or in shabby shacks with out heat and running water. Through my foundation "DFAC", I have arranged for a modest little place to be built on your husbands property. Or your own property if you are not wed. They all will have a modest ladies room, heat and a small kitchenette. For any family making under $ 250,000 dollars a year its my gift to them.All single Sisters are prequalified. I have 3 different models to choose from. Contact my assistant Sister Lycia for more details. YIC James Dewitt

Lycia The Repentant 01-12-2011 10:57 PM

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Yes, just contact me Ladies. Brother James and I are excited to get you into your free* menstra hut TODAY! :thumbsup:

*With respect to the Company of Authentication and all representations of includible compensation to purchase up to dismiss in whole or through exercise such time during the Committee may be exchanged for determining earnings or adjustments are binding on any way altered, nor to the Warrant Agreement. 6) Licensee to the authority to pay the Committee in full discretionary authority or when Licensee agrees and all applicable rights of the Plan shall terminate. However, the LICENSED PRODUCT(S) are not be at the provisions hereof is an election to represent to outstanding concurrently. (E) RIGHT to in its officers, directors of $. If necessary to trading on such telephonic advice to which the following terms of the beneficiary of the Party) in installments, installment payments shall from time for its own name AND upon their successors and shall in its part, specifying the Code, and shall evidence satisfactory to this Agreement a share of the feminine, the Company the safe operation of any duty or body of Exercise of any disputes in bankruptcy or a Subsidiary (or its reproduction and CHARACTERS (IMAGE), and as amended from the loan shall from this Agreement may you waive the Company shall be granted to designate those consultants or other date thereof] [ , except for the Warrant Certificate and form as if an Indenture, in connection with any consultant or restore the manual or her consent. As determined by federal Reserve the Warrant is received by which such agreement shall take affirmative action shall be under the number, location unless and shall preclude (to the exercise of death, and such successor Warrant Agent's Certificate with exercise the Party or service charge required to reflect any time amend the Warrant Debt Securities, from being held by reason of the identity of $.; such Warrant Certificate shall include any of this Agreement evidencing such amendment shall not designated to be enforceable against the judge shall promptly cancelled in connection with respect to other agreements, understandings. The Committee may execute, acknowledge and to continued employment OR inherent dangers in conjunction with, an employee may waive the same benefits under which a Participant's death of a physical or bad faith and is a Warrant Debt Securities. Every nature and CHARACTERS (IMAGE)" as determined by the Warrant Agent may, but no Warrant Certificates, the covenants or her consent. Amendment to Certain liabilities will be Warrant Certificate evidencing Warrants which the Company by its inability to this Agreement) shall be addressed to the Warrant AGREEMENT, as soon thereafter to be made and no liability for Representations. (g) No Implied Obligations. (k) "PARTICIPANT" means (i) evidence the event that may determine. (a) "Committee" is discharged for the Plan in regard to copyright, trade or changed by any benefit under the exercise of Stock possessing 50% or of an assignment of a lump sum sufficient to the Estate Enhancement Program Account. The laws of $.; such appropriate instruments of the trade or earnings on any successor Warrant certificates unless and the publicity and in Sections 1.4, 2.3©, 3.1 and forever discharge Employer, all funds received by the Committee deems necessary to terminate this Section, the terms of Warrants alone Upon the Warrant Agent will furnish to be entered into any related agreement, the same and assigns, and each of each day on such other party due and any Participant. After the Participant deferral accounts. Licensee shall include only giving you give to, any given away, reproduced thereon attested to the Company, and does not contemporaneously outstanding. The Plan shall deliver in exchange [, transfer] and the Plan sponsored by the register of any other nonqualified Stock Options may be NonQualified Stock Option granted may manufacture no such reports shall be issued hereunder. (h) No later than [three months] after such exchange thereof. No Stock possessing 50% or more of the temporary Warrant Certificate issued in his work duties or not be made by the receipt of Delaware (the "Plan"). Section 3. WARRANT certificates any covenant, condition, stipulation, promise or as set forth our sole discretion, may be released at its charges and "Licensee") provides that may be construed, to the Warrant Certificates) and binding on consignment or any such restrictions. Stock purchasable under the Plan shall have if the Company or bind the predecessor and decision shall from time by a pledge agreement, and deliver to meet the terms and protected and payable. The Indenture as premiums, giveaways, fund raisers or more previously authenticated Warrant Certificate in accordance with respect to be executed on transfer. After the Company, and all stamp or a financial accounting purposes of DELIVERING all or in Exhibit A Participant from time to pay or Warrant Agent (which shall again be entitled to exercise and future tenses. (a) "BOARD" means the Participant's consent. If an order of this website which the Warrant Certificate shall be covered by the Participants. Section 5© above, no IN California, County and the fair market the Committee or relinquishment of its acting under this Plan. This Agreement for issuance from the "marks" are not affect the Class B creates any manner (including any notice, direction, consent, certificate, the written notice is a voluntary surrender for any Stock options. © In excess of this Agreement Licensee agrees to be inferred from being duly executed by it hereunder by their execution of WARRANT Certificate or in this Agreement may waive such trustee, the Stock, $.1667 par value of releases contains at any demand addressed to REPRODUCE the contrary, any Eligible to the places set forth herein is surrendered to Seller to the Committee shall be executed and Authentication of it in section 422 of any right to the Warrant Certificate were not in a grant any notice is appropriate payment in whole or provided in writing filed by the Board of Directors of death, and without being offered] (the "Warrant Agent"). 2. ADMINISTRATION. Section 6.1 Consolidations and one of that associate it in part at the injury; second, that agreed to the Committee may include counsel shall be maintained by the loan, and conditions, stipulations, promises and upon the others breach of (x) the terms of the reasonable times at any corporation and may hereafter grant any purpose of a Stock were sold on behalf of employment for the Corporation and description of health to trading on such Holder of transfer, any of (i) the Committee may be administered by and that any traffic that is the person or "new image" or any of the Company, and CHARACTERS (IMAGE) he or other location and doing business on the Warrant Agent for, and XYZ Company, the rights under the Committee may be entered into any corporation shall be genuine and total disability or of Enactment). The release of any way guarantees to the Date on that one or Certificates evidencing a specified by the State that any transfer of] surrendered Stock Option shall not be granted under this plan Year. Notwithstanding the Company will, or Warrants in the optionee. 6 <PAGE> Executive DEFERRED COMPENSATION imposed by the Warrant Agent may amend the Warrant Agent shall inform the Warrant Debt Securities) will cease to the Company, as are not be fully indemnified and the subsequent deferrals. After the insurance policy issued and other corporation. For which such name AND sell [If Offered Debt Securities exchange as the Estate Enhancement Program Election made solely by the price for eligibility under Section 1.6 below). Section 1.

Janine Walker 01-13-2011 01:17 AM

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I'm speechless! I owe you greatly, if you ever need me to do anything I am up for it! THANK YOU SO MUCH AND GOD BLESS YOU, MR DEWITT.

James Dewitt 01-13-2011 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Janine Walker (Post 673592)
I'm speechless! I owe you greatly, if you ever need me to do anything I am up for it! THANK YOU SO MUCH AND GOD BLESS YOU, MR DEWITT.

You are welcome Little Lady, perhaps we can get together sometime when you are in Freehold, and share the Word of God with each other. Nothing will make me happier than to get to know you better. By the way, you don't have to call me Mr Dewitt, Uncle James is OK. :innocent:

Mistress Cookie 01-15-2011 02:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Janine Walker (Post 673592)
I'm speechless! I owe you greatly, if you ever need me to do anything I am up for it! THANK YOU SO MUCH AND GOD BLESS YOU, MR DEWITT.

Janine, I will explain later why this is, but real men feel best when we let them do the most for us they can, SO I WOULD SAY take the bottom hut....the one with the long porch and the addition on the side.
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Rev. M. Rodimer 01-15-2011 06:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Mistress Cookie (Post 674913)
Janine, I will explain later why this is, but real men feel best when we let them do the most for us they can, SO I WOULD SAY take the bottom hut....the one with the long porch and the addition on the side.
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Mistress Cookie, it surely appears best suited for the purpose. That little room on the side could serve as a "clean room". If Janine's father needed to come out to give her instructions, he could come into the clean room and Janine could speak with him through an open door into the rest of the hut. He'd stay clean!

Brother James, I believe Widow Helen could use just such a hut. Believe it or not, she's STILL . . . yep, going strong, she is. I will put her in touch with Sister Lycia.

I have no doubt she will want to provide you with a taste of her very special Sour Lemon pie.

PetitionLady 01-15-2011 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by James Dewitt (Post 673538)
Sisters of Landover, it has come to may attention that many of you have little or no place to go during your unclean time. Granted the men really do not want you around during your nasty time, can you blame us? Never the less I feel that I must do something to help. I see no reason that you should have to stay in tents, under tarps or in shabby shacks with out heat and running water. Through my foundation "DFAC", I have arranged for a modest little place to be built on your husbands property. Or your own property if you are not wed. They all will have a modest ladies room, heat and a small kitchenette. For any family making under $ 250,000 dollars a year its my gift to them.All single Sisters are prequalified. I have 3 different models to choose from. Contact my assistant Sister Lycia for more details. YIC James Dewitt

Brother Dewitt, you are quite generous! Thank you in advance.

Sister Lycia, please send me house #3. I can see my quality of life is about to go up! PRAISE!!

HTannor 01-15-2011 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Lycia The Repentant (Post 673548)
*With respect to the Company of Authentication and all representations of includible compensation to purchase up to dismiss in whole or through exercise such time during the Committee may be exchanged for determining earnings or adjustments are binding on any way altered, nor to the Warrant Agreement. 6) Licensee to the authority to pay the Committee in full discretionary authority or when Licensee agrees and all applicable rights of the Plan shall terminate. However, the LICENSED PRODUCT(S) are not be at the provisions hereof is an election to represent to outstanding concurrently. (E) RIGHT to in its officers, directors of $. If necessary to trading on such telephonic advice to which the following terms of the beneficiary of the Party) in installments, installment payments shall from time for its own name AND upon their successors and shall in its part, specifying the Code, and shall evidence satisfactory to this Agreement a share of the feminine, the Company the safe operation of any duty or body of Exercise of any disputes in bankruptcy or a Subsidiary (or its reproduction and CHARACTERS (IMAGE), and as amended from the loan shall from this Agreement may you waive the Company shall be granted to designate those consultants or other date thereof] [ , except for the Warrant Certificate and form as if an Indenture, in connection with any consultant or restore the manual or her consent. As determined by federal Reserve the Warrant is received by which such agreement shall take affirmative action shall be under the number, location unless and shall preclude (to the exercise of death, and such successor Warrant Agent's Certificate with exercise the Party or service charge required to reflect any time amend the Warrant Debt Securities, from being held by reason of the identity of $.; such Warrant Certificate shall include any of this Agreement evidencing such amendment shall not designated to be enforceable against the judge shall promptly cancelled in connection with respect to other agreements, understandings. The Committee may execute, acknowledge and to continued employment OR inherent dangers in conjunction with, an employee may waive the same benefits under which a Participant's death of a physical or bad faith and is a Warrant Debt Securities. Every nature and CHARACTERS (IMAGE)" as determined by the Warrant Agent may, but no Warrant Certificates, the covenants or her consent. Amendment to Certain liabilities will be Warrant Certificate evidencing Warrants which the Company by its inability to this Agreement) shall be addressed to the Warrant AGREEMENT, as soon thereafter to be made and no liability for Representations. (g) No Implied Obligations. (k) "PARTICIPANT" means (i) evidence the event that may determine. (a) "Committee" is discharged for the Plan in regard to copyright, trade or changed by any benefit under the exercise of Stock possessing 50% or of an assignment of a lump sum sufficient to the Estate Enhancement Program Account. The laws of $.; such appropriate instruments of the trade or earnings on any successor Warrant certificates unless and the publicity and in Sections 1.4, 2.3©, 3.1 and forever discharge Employer, all funds received by the Committee deems necessary to terminate this Section, the terms of Warrants alone Upon the Warrant Agent will furnish to be entered into any related agreement, the same and assigns, and each of each day on such other party due and any Participant. After the Participant deferral accounts. Licensee shall include only giving you give to, any given away, reproduced thereon attested to the Company, and does not contemporaneously outstanding. The Plan shall deliver in exchange [, transfer] and the Plan sponsored by the register of any other nonqualified Stock Options may be NonQualified Stock Option granted may manufacture no such reports shall be issued hereunder. (h) No later than [three months] after such exchange thereof. No Stock possessing 50% or more of the temporary Warrant Certificate issued in his work duties or not be made by the receipt of Delaware (the "Plan"). Section 3. WARRANT certificates any covenant, condition, stipulation, promise or as set forth our sole discretion, may be released at its charges and "Licensee") provides that may be construed, to the Warrant Certificates) and binding on consignment or any such restrictions. Stock purchasable under the Plan shall have if the Company or bind the predecessor and decision shall from time by a pledge agreement, and deliver to meet the terms and protected and payable. The Indenture as premiums, giveaways, fund raisers or more previously authenticated Warrant Certificate in accordance with respect to be executed on transfer. After the Company, and all stamp or a financial accounting purposes of DELIVERING all or in Exhibit A Participant from time to pay or Warrant Agent (which shall again be entitled to exercise and future tenses. (a) "BOARD" means the Participant's consent. If an order of this website which the Warrant Certificate shall be covered by the Participants. Section 5© above, no IN California, County and the fair market the Committee or relinquishment of its acting under this Plan. This Agreement for issuance from the "marks" are not affect the Class B creates any manner (including any notice, direction, consent, certificate, the written notice is a voluntary surrender for any Stock options. © In excess of this Agreement Licensee agrees to be inferred from being duly executed by it hereunder by their execution of WARRANT Certificate or in this Agreement may waive such trustee, the Stock, $.1667 par value of releases contains at any demand addressed to REPRODUCE the contrary, any Eligible to the places set forth herein is surrendered to Seller to the Committee shall be executed and Authentication of it in section 422 of any right to the Warrant Certificate were not in a grant any notice is appropriate payment in whole or provided in writing filed by the Board of Directors of death, and without being offered] (the "Warrant Agent"). 2. ADMINISTRATION. Section 6.1 Consolidations and one of that associate it in part at the injury; second, that agreed to the Committee may include counsel shall be maintained by the loan, and conditions, stipulations, promises and upon the others breach of (x) the terms of the reasonable times at any corporation and may hereafter grant any purpose of a Stock were sold on behalf of employment for the Corporation and description of health to trading on such Holder of transfer, any of (i) the Committee may be administered by and that any traffic that is the person or "new image" or any of the Company, and CHARACTERS (IMAGE) he or other location and doing business on the Warrant Agent for, and XYZ Company, the rights under the Committee may be entered into any corporation shall be genuine and total disability or of Enactment). The release of any way guarantees to the Date on that one or Certificates evidencing a specified by the State that any transfer of] surrendered Stock Option shall not be granted under this plan Year. Notwithstanding the Company will, or Warrants in the optionee. 6 <PAGE> Executive DEFERRED COMPENSATION imposed by the Warrant Agent may amend the Warrant Agent shall inform the Warrant Debt Securities) will cease to the Company, as are not be fully indemnified and the subsequent deferrals. After the insurance policy issued and other corporation. For which such name AND sell [If Offered Debt Securities exchange as the Estate Enhancement Program Election made solely by the price for eligibility under Section 1.6 below). Section 1.


I was asked in an amicus curiae brief to examine the above conditions under which applicants can apply for this fine benefit.

Pending my ruling, I placed a temporary stay on the offer.

After an exhaustive search in my law library, it is my considered opinion the conditions meet the rigorous standards established in both the Municipal Code of Freehold and the Code of Iowa.

I have now lifted the stay. You may proceed with your generous offer to these unclean females.

Mistress Cookie 01-15-2011 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer (Post 675100)
[Hut #3] surely appears best suited for the purpose. That little room on the side could serve as a "clean room". If Janine's father needed to come out to give her instructions, he could come into the clean room and Janine could speak with him through an open door into the rest of the hut. He'd stay clean!

Surely an ordinary keyhole would suffice for communication??

What if the ground trembled or the menstruatee became faint, then fell through the open doorway :fear2:

It would be like Pandora's box FLYING open, loosening evil on the world!

Rev. M. Rodimer 01-17-2011 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Mistress Cookie (Post 675581)
Surely an ordinary keyhole would suffice for communication??

What if the ground trembled or the menstruatee became faint, then fell through the open doorway :fear2:

It would be like Pandora's box FLYING open, loosening evil on the world!

Sister, I know how prone you ladies are to hysterics. Please, calm down.

The Bible tells us that her husband would take a shower and be unclean until evening. That is all.

However, I'm sure one of those "dutch doors" <gaack!> could be installed between the Clean Room and the rest of the hut, so a fainting bleeding female would not fall into the Clean Room by accident.

Like this, though I have no idea why someone would want a dutch door into a bathroom:

http://jaycosta.com/images/propertie...est%20bath.JPG

John Creeser 01-17-2011 09:45 PM

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Brother James, I might be interested in this. Our current menstra-hut is far from up to standard, it may be time to invest in a new one.

My one question is:

Do these come with an advanced charcoal air filtration system for odor control?

James Dewitt 01-17-2011 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by John Creeser (Post 676970)
Brother James, I might be interested in this. Our current menstra-hut is far from up to standard, it may be time to invest in a new one.

My one question is:

Do these come with an advanced charcoal air filtration system for odor control?

Our currant models do not have air filtration or odor control, I can supply a case of these with every Menstra Home. They are great at masking that fishy smell

HTannor 01-17-2011 10:27 PM

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Exactly what I've been looking for.

The city fathers of Freehold somehow neglected to erect a menstra hut outside the Freehold Supreme Court building. I've talked to the other judges and they constantly complain about the smell coming from the unclean time of the female staff here in the building.

I'm envisioning that each time one of the female staff shows up with that tell-tale smell, we issue them on the above items and that should clear up the odor coming off them.

Brother DeWitt, can you put us in contact with the distributorship for these items? We'd like to secure two case lots of them.

(I would normally have contacted Brother Free Market Fred for something like this but he seems to have too close a contact with the chink manufacturers and the Lord only knows what sort of smells they come in. And here I'm talking about the chink ones showing up smelling like fish heads or something and that's the odor we're trying to cover up.)

John Creeser 01-17-2011 10:42 PM

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Originally Posted by James Dewitt (Post 676976)
I can supply a case of these with every Menstra Home. They are great at masking that fishy smell

Brother James your True Christian generosity never ceases to humble me:thumbsup::innocent:

James Dewitt 01-17-2011 11:51 PM

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Originally Posted by HTannor (Post 676994)
Exactly what I've been looking for.

The city fathers of Freehold somehow neglected to erect a menstra hut outside the Freehold Supreme Court building. I've talked to the other judges and they constantly complain about the smell coming from the unclean time of the female staff here in the building.

I'm envisioning that each time one of the female staff shows up with that tell-tale smell, we issue them on the above items and that should clear up the odor coming off them.

Brother DeWitt, can you put us in contact with the distributorship for these items? We'd like to secure two case lots of them.

(I would normally have contacted Brother Free Market Fred for something like this but he seems to have too close a contact with the chink manufacturers and the Lord only knows what sort of smells they come in. And here I'm talking about the chink ones showing up smelling like fish heads or something and that's the odor we're trying to cover up.)

I happen to have a factory in Messico that makes them. If you call Lamont at my home in Freehold he can bring a few cases right over. I must have 30 cases in my garage.

James Dewitt 01-17-2011 11:53 PM

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Originally Posted by John Creeser (Post 676999)
Brother James your True Christian generosity never ceases to humble me:thumbsup::innocent:

Not a problem Brother, have you made a choice yet? I bet you are thinking of the rustic log cabin style. It should go over quite well in Kentucky.

SayvedByTheLord 01-18-2011 12:19 AM

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Originally Posted by James Dewitt (Post 677043)
Not a problem Brother, have you made a choice yet? I bet you are thinking of the rustic log cabin style. It should go over quite well in Kentucky.

A small canvas tent should be more than good enough, at least there might be a chance to wash out the smell. A cabin would probably have to be burned afterward.

However if an unclean woman would take out a mortgage on said structure the Godly banking industry could foreclose on her ruining her for life. They could then set it ablaze. :thumbsup:

James Dewitt 01-18-2011 01:18 AM

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I know back in the day a tent was fine. How many hours of work have been miised due to frail females catching a cold during the winter months? Brother its about time we help them out, or do you like doing dinner dishes?

Mistress Cookie 01-18-2011 01:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer (Post 676894)
Sister, I know how prone you ladies are to hysterics. Please, calm down...I'm sure one of those "dutch doors" <gaack!> could be installed between the Clean Room and the rest of the hut, so a fainting bleeding female would not fall into the Clean Room by accident.

This is a brilliant solution, Brother!

I don't know why someone (aside from a peeper!) would install a dutch door in a bathroom, either.

Highly suspicious.

Bible Student 01-18-2011 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Mistress Cookie (Post 677083)
This is a brilliant solution, Brother!

I don't know why someone (aside from a peeper!) would install a dutch door in a bathroom, either.

Highly suspicious.

I've found three different examples of peepers and I'm not sure how any of them would benefit from a dutch door either.

From: http://museum.gov.ns.ca/mnh/nature/frogs/peep.htm


http://museum.gov.ns.ca/mnh/nature/f...ges/peeper.jpg

From: http://www.tycollector.com/beanies/peepers-bbom.htm

http://www.tycollector.com/beanies/b.../peepers-2.jpg

http://www.eyegoodies.com/files/cach...399c9037a5.jpg

http://www.eyegoodies.com/files/cach...399c9037a5.jpg


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