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I understand that self-abuse is very wrong in the eyes of Jesus so I will quit right as of to
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I have been fighting Satan for many years to avoid the lust to masturbate, so I was lucky and my Wife guided me to use a chastity device where She holds the key and only lets me out when She can make use of me. I feel I am so luck to have my wife and She will never let me sin again.:thumbsup:
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Welcome to our friendly forums. :) |
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I am praying about this now, Mrs Etheldreda. |
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Yours in Christ, Z. Smyth |
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Of the Lord. I wll pray for you sister, follow in his steps and do not throw the stones and make judgement of people you have no knowledge of. |
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Good luck with that. :) |
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And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself. :rtfm: I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire. :sinner: |
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I would love it more than anything to join. Masturbating reminds me of the scary, Christ-less life that I once lived. I want to become a member to prove to myself that I am above sin in every way possible, and to share with the world how filthy masturbation is.
Pleasure does not need to come from oneself if you receive all of the pleasure that you need by praising Him and knowing that by not doing this disgusting act, you are one step closer to Heaven. :innocent: |
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Typical unchurched sinner, ungrateful and too much of a sissy to fess up to the need for making REAL changes for a better life. Pastor Ed |
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Hello Friends, It's been over 30 years since I've beaten my sin meat and within those years I've planted my seed into my wife and she has spewed forth 7 sons and 1 daughter. I am truly blessed although if truth be told I would be a lot happier if my wife had just given me 8 boys instead of birthing that walking sin meat :angry:
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Once one of the little whores called me up after hiring a private detective to find out who her real parents were. I agreed to meet her at a park. Instead of walking up to her, my sons and I hid in the bushes and videotaped her crying as it slowly dawned on her that I wasn't going to show. I posted it on youtube until she began making death threats and I had to get a restraining order against her. I believe she killed herself last spring. One less whore of Satan to corrupt God's children. :lol: |
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A truly inspirational story Brother Billy, When my daughter was 7 I 'accidentally' left her behind at a walmart, It took her three days to make it back home as the shop I left her in was in another town. She hasn't been the same since, All i could get out of her was something about a bathroom stall at a truck stop God Bless |
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BLESSINGS! |
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I'm extra large:D
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