If Black People Goto Heaven, Does God Turn Them White??
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I was asked a question by one of my Bible Study group just the other evening while we were discussing the Curse Of Ham (Genesis 9:1-27), and how God cursed all of Ham's decendants and turned them all into darkies for his sin, creating the first ever negro in the Bible. I was asked the question - What if God let a black man into Heaven? Would he turn him white? What do you think? Obviously it's a hypothetical question, since I can't ever imagine any black people in Heaven. It would just look too weird, wouldn't it? |
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We know that Jesus is white, and all the angels. I've always believed that everyone up in Heaven is as white as Jesus. All of us will have blonde hair and blue eyes, just like him! :thumbsup:
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I believe that since God originally made us all look like Him (Genesis 1:26), it only makes sense for Him to call us home as He intended.
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There were also lepers, fornicators, lesbians, homers, retards, people with incurable sores and people who could not see in the Bible.
There will be none of that in heaven. As Pastor Zeke has pointed out there will only be the most compasionate and perfect spirits in Heaven with pure white skin, loving hearts and perfect bodies and minds. Our work will be to worship and glorify God. Our fun will be to spit and urinate on the sinners in hell. This should be clear to you by now. |
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Jigs are always complaining about their lowly status. It's all moan moan moan about being under constant suspicion of theft, rape of good, pure white women and idleness. It's like they just cannot be happy as God made them and accept their subservient lot in life!
Surely this means that those nigras who renounce their whining in this life will be as perfect and white as we are in Heaven. |
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But this doesn't mean that all black people that God turns white will be in heaven. I don't expect we'll see Michael Jackson there.
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Michael Jackson was a Jehova's Witness; surely he burns in Hell. Michael Jackson's outward whiteness was no different than an adulterer who hides his adultery from his wife. God still sees the adultery, and He still sees Michael Jackson's blackness every time he rapes a white woman or steals a pie from off a windowsill. |
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It's the other way around. http://i.imgur.com/CpX94.gif
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NOW WAIT JUST ONE MINUTE!! :angry:
Who is going to clean my Pool, Mow my Laws, drive my cars or cook and clean for me if there are no Blacks? |
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"God made the little Nigra boys,This was a most satisfying solution to the problem of the origin of the races, but now I see that there is a possibility that God leaves them as Darkies on Earth, but can correct His Work in heaven. One problem remains, would they just look like white nigras or would God shape their noses properly and fix their lips and eyes? |
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Yours in Him, BAB |
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Which leads to another interesting question - If God turns black people white before they get let into Heaven, do you think the people who goto Hell all get turned black?? :o |
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My skin is black upon me, and my bones are burned with heat. — Job 30:30 Their visage is blacker than a coal; they are not known in the streets: their skin cleaveth to their bones; it is withered, it is become like a stick. — Lam 4:8 Our skin was black like an oven because of the terrible famine. — Lam 5:10 Before their face the people shall be much pained: all faces shall gather blackness. — Joel 2:6 She is empty, and void, and waste: and the heart melteth, and the knees smite together, and much pain is in all loins, and the faces of them all gather blackness. — Nahum 2:10 :sinner:=http://i.imgur.com/CpX94.gif |
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Or is God black and did he turn the white people black? http://i.imdb.com/Photos/CMSIcons/em...nfused/hmm.gifDoes he also downgrade the size of the black mans dick to that of the white man? These are important questionsYou think the name St. PETER is a coincidence?
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