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Didymus Much 10-24-2013 05:52 PM

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!
 
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Originally Posted by krunsch (Post 1036593)
If you want the real thing. learn latin, William Calley...

Why? So he could read another yet another Catholic mistranslation of the original? :thumbdown:

Basilissa 10-24-2013 07:52 PM

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!
 
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Originally Posted by krunsch (Post 1036593)
If you want the real thing. learn latin, William Calley.

News flash: Neither New nor Old Testament were originally written in Latin.

krunsch 10-24-2013 08:52 PM

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!
 
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Originally Posted by Basilissa (Post 1036641)
News flash: Neither New nor Old Testament were originally written in Latin.

Neither is in english

Alphonse Alban 10-24-2013 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by krunsch (Post 1036662)
Neither is in english

Point was that you thought that Latin was. Happy to educate you once again.
However, KJV is the only real Bible made perfect by God.

Pastor Ezekiel 10-25-2013 04:41 AM

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!
 
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Originally Posted by krunsch (Post 1036662)
Neither is in english

What does this have to do with IRELAND???!!! :badmood:

PokermonMasterbator 11-16-2013 03:26 AM

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!
 
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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man (Post 529006)

It really sucks to be Irish. To escape from this harsh reality the Irish are even bigger alcoholics than the Russians. It is a miracle that they are still capable of procreating. For most Irishmen the first time they will be sober will be when they arrive in Hell.

Leviticus 10:9 "Do not drink wine nor strong drink, thou, nor thy sons with thee, when ye go into the tabernacle of the congregation, lest ye die: it shall be a statute for ever throughout your generations"
  1. Ireland once dominated the world's market for whiskey, producing 90% of the world's whiskey at the start of the 20th century. However, since they started to drink all the whiskey themselves, this market share fell to a mere 2% by the mid-20th century!
  2. There is an incredible amount of violence in Ireland. Mostly this is between different types of false Christians. I am sure God designed it this way to provide those in Heaven with great entertainment. 2 Chronicles 15:13 "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."
  3. Ireland is a destination country for women, men, and children trafficked for the purposes of commercial sexual exploitation and forced labor. This is an absolute necessity since the Irish themselves are too drunk to be productive at anything. According to research by the National University of Ireland Galway labor trafficking victims reportedly consist of men and women from Bangladesh, Pakistan, Egypt and the Philippines. Proverbs 12:24 "The hand of the diligent will rule, But the lazy man will be put to forced labor."
  4. Some people think an Irish accent sounds really cool. They are wrong. Zephaniah 3:9 "For then will I turn to the people a pure language, that they may all call upon the name of the LORD, to serve him with one consent."
  5. Irish drunks are not only a problem in Ireland. In San Diego for example, the Irish are so drunk and rowdy all the time that the Irish are being forced to live further and further away from the coast every year.
  6. Cars are twice as expensive in Ireland as in other parts of the world since everyone figures the Irish are so drunk that they don't know how much they're actually spending anyway. 1 Samuel 21:15 "Have I need of mad men, that ye have brought this fellow to play the mad man in my presence? shall this fellow come into my house?"
  7. Sir Ernest Henry Shackleton, an Anglo-Irish explorer, was one of the principal figures of Antarctic exploration. He stopped doing useful things once he discovered whiskey tasted even better when it was very cold.
  8. One very unique Irishman was Ernest Walton. He had a rare disease that made it impossible for him to drink alcohol. Unfortunately, instead of spending time on studying the KJV1611 Holy Bible, he wasted his life on winning the 1951 Nobel Prize in Physics. 2nd Timothy 4:1-2 "I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom; Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine."
  9. Irish newspapers have no problems with reporting nonsense like that alcohol is completely harmless for babies.
  10. Ireland is not the only country in the world with gays in the government. It is however, the only country where it is against the law to have an opinion against this! Their "Act to Prohibit Incitement to Hatred on Account of Sexual Orientation" effectively outlaws Christians trying to follow the rules of the Holy Bible! Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."

All people of Ireland need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking countries like Australia, Denmark, England, Scotland, New Zealand, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Sweden, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, Iceland, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.



Filthy piffleing American Baptist scum, how dare you.
Go chew on a few hamburgers maybe wash it down with a 2-litre of coke before you declare war for oil and fire some drones at weak people who've done nothing wrong.
I hope your whole nation burns in hell, or war, whichever comes first you foul primitive smug fat motherpiffleing Yankes.

Stereotyping isn't nice is it? Nor is it the truth

A Follower 11-16-2013 05:03 AM

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Originally Posted by PokermonMasterbator (Post 1041611)
Filthy piffleing American Baptist scum, how dare you.
Go chew on a few hamburgers maybe wash it down with a 2-litre of coke before you declare war for oil and fire some drones at weak people who've done nothing wrong.
I hope your whole nation burns in hell, or war, whichever comes first you foul primitive smug fat motherpiffleing Yankes.

Stereotyping isn't nice is it? Nor is it the truth

Hello friend!

You seem a little upset. And I'm sure you are a decent man who wouldn't just lash out at innocent people like us, so what seems to be the matter? Did you lose your job? Did your wife kick you out or burn your dinner? Are your children growing up to amount to nothing? Do you feel like you have failed in life, do you feel worthless?

You know Jesus can help you with all of that, why don't you try asking Him for help?

Thomas Taylor 11-16-2013 06:42 AM

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Originally Posted by PokermonMasterbator (Post 1041611)
Filthy piffleing American Baptist scum, how dare you.
Go chew on a few hamburgers maybe wash it down with a 2-litre of coke before you declare war for oil and fire some drones at weak people who've done nothing wrong.
I hope your whole nation burns in hell, or war, whichever comes first you foul primitive smug fat motherpiffleing Yankes.

Stereotyping isn't nice is it? Nor is it the truth

Are you drunk again my little bogtrotting muck-raker, or, has your local priest been diddling you again?

Ireland is an absolute cesspit full of drunken homosexual's and perverts. I should know, I used to live there.

All you mick's are able to do is drink, fight with each other, make bombs to plant in cars and interfere with little children.

But there is someone who can help you, Jesus. By allowing Him to enter you and fill you with His conditional Love you will be spared the horror, agony and humiliation of hell. Time to make a choice Bub, sit with Jesus or be terrorised by Satan and his minions. What's it to be Paddy, it's your choice.

funky_monk 01-13-2014 04:42 AM

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You guys need to first read the god delusion by Richard Dawkins and then just maybe, when you've realised your wasting your lives trying to live in the likeness of a fraud, you can start to realise how *** potty language *** up you really are, Ireland has a much better education system and quality of life. I have lots of American friends who come and visit me here in Ireland and im so glad that they are my first impression of America, if I met psychopaths like you bible bashers I would paint you all with one brush , no time for this *** potty language *** I set up my account just to put my opinion down. Some of the things I've read on this site blow my mind,most of what I have read is considered criminal activity.

Pastor Ezekiel 01-13-2014 06:05 AM

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!
 
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Originally Posted by funky_monk (Post 1055887)
You guys need to first read the god delusion by Richard Dawkins and then just maybe, when you've realised your wasting your lives trying to live in the likeness of a fraud, you can start to realise how *** potty language *** up you really are, Ireland has a much better education system and quality of life. I have lots of American friends who come and visit me here in Ireland and im so glad that they are my first impression of America, if I met psychopaths like you bible bashers I would paint you all with one brush , no time for this *** potty language *** I set up my account just to put my opinion down. Some of the things I've read on this site blow my mind,most of what I have read is considered criminal activity.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself. :rtfm:

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire. :sinner:

Constantine1648 01-13-2014 10:14 AM

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!
 
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Originally Posted by funky_monk (Post 1055887)
if I met psychopaths like you bible bashers I would paint you all with one brush

I think it is rather rich to accuse us of being psychopaths when the Irish have a well down history of planting bombs and blowing people up (when they aren't drunk or sometimes at the same time).

Why don't you post and introduction and tell us why you hate God so much?

see_the_light 01-13-2014 07:33 PM

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!
 
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Originally Posted by funky_monk (Post 1055887)
You guys need to first read the god delusion by Richard Dawkins and then just maybe, when you've realised your wasting your lives trying to live in the likeness of a fraud, you can start to realise how *** potty language *** up you really are, Ireland has a much better education system and quality of life. I have lots of American friends who come and visit me here in Ireland and im so glad that they are my first impression of America, if I met psychopaths like you bible bashers I would paint you all with one brush , no time for this *** potty language *** I set up my account just to put my opinion down. Some of the things I've read on this site blow my mind,most of what I have read is considered criminal activity.

Reading your rambling I was reminded of two other things excel, blasphemous speaking and sheep bestiality.

JESUS must be so sad when he watches that ill-begotten island of yours...

PRAY TO JESUS!

Alvin Moss 01-13-2014 07:36 PM

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!
 
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Originally Posted by funky_monk (Post 1055887)
You guys need to first read the god delusion by Richard Dawkins and then just maybe, when you've realised your wasting your lives trying to live in the likeness of a fraud, you can start to realise how *** potty language *** up you really are, Ireland has a much better education system and quality of life. I have lots of American friends who come and visit me here in Ireland and im so glad that they are my first impression of America, if I met psychopaths like you bible bashers I would paint you all with one brush , no time for this *** potty language *** I set up my account just to put my opinion down. Some of the things I've read on this site blow my mind,most of what I have read is considered criminal activity.



Strong language is never welcome.

Also, you are one more reason that God hates Ireland.

IwillTumblrShameYou 12-31-2018 10:47 PM

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!
 
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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man (Post 529006)

It really sucks to be Irish. To escape from this harsh reality the Irish are even bigger alcoholics than the Russians. It is a miracle that they are still capable of procreating. For most Irishmen the first time they will be sober will be when they arrive in Hell.

Leviticus 10:9 "Do not drink wine nor strong drink, thou, nor thy sons with thee, when ye go into the tabernacle of the congregation, lest ye die: it shall be a statute for ever throughout your generations"
  1. Ireland once dominated the world's market for whiskey, producing 90% of the world's whiskey at the start of the 20th century. However, since they started to drink all the whiskey themselves, this market share fell to a mere 2% by the mid-20th century!
  2. There is an incredible amount of violence in Ireland. Mostly this is between different types of false Christians. I am sure God designed it this way to provide those in Heaven with great entertainment. 2 Chronicles 15:13 "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."
  3. Ireland is a destination country for women, men, and children trafficked for the purposes of commercial sexual exploitation and forced labor. This is an absolute necessity since the Irish themselves are too drunk to be productive at anything. According to research by the National University of Ireland Galway labor trafficking victims reportedly consist of men and women from Bangladesh, Pakistan, Egypt and the Philippines. Proverbs 12:24 "The hand of the diligent will rule, But the lazy man will be put to forced labor."
  4. Some people think an Irish accent sounds really cool. They are wrong. Zephaniah 3:9 "For then will I turn to the people a pure language, that they may all call upon the name of the LORD, to serve him with one consent."
  5. Irish drunks are not only a problem in Ireland. In San Diego for example, the Irish are so drunk and rowdy all the time that the Irish are being forced to live further and further away from the coast every year.
  6. Cars are twice as expensive in Ireland as in other parts of the world since everyone figures the Irish are so drunk that they don't know how much they're actually spending anyway. 1 Samuel 21:15 "Have I need of mad men, that ye have brought this fellow to play the mad man in my presence? shall this fellow come into my house?"
  7. Sir Ernest Henry Shackleton, an Anglo-Irish explorer, was one of the principal figures of Antarctic exploration. He stopped doing useful things once he discovered whiskey tasted even better when it was very cold.
  8. One very unique Irishman was Ernest Walton. He had a rare disease that made it impossible for him to drink alcohol. Unfortunately, instead of spending time on studying the KJV1611 Holy Bible, he wasted his life on winning the 1951 Nobel Prize in Physics. 2nd Timothy 4:1-2 "I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom; Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine."
  9. Irish newspapers have no problems with reporting nonsense like that alcohol is completely harmless for babies.
  10. Ireland is not the only country in the world with gays in the government. It is however, the only country where it is against the law to have an opinion against this! Their "Act to Prohibit Incitement to Hatred on Account of Sexual Orientation" effectively outlaws Christians trying to follow the rules of the Holy Bible! Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."
All people of Ireland need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking countries like Australia, Denmark, England, Scotland, New Zealand, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Sweden, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, Iceland, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.

As a Irish I can tell you this is all BS let me disprove all this crap


1. Ok lets follow your logic. America used to lead in the market for tobacco production until 1976. So that must mean that American's like lung cancer and love to smoke a lot.


2. In a report of countries ranked by crime, out of 203 countries we are ranked at a average of 145th place. That's very low. The USA on the other hand comes 14th place. So we aren't even close to being a violent country.


3. As of 2006 we have had 0 reports of human trafficking ever happening.


4. Uh... I don't see how this is a valid point but ok. Thanks for your opinion?...


5. 97% of people in Ireland do not have a alcohol problem and saw they are light drinkers, normal drinkers, or don't even drink at all. Only 3% of Irish are heavy drinkers. Drunkenness isn't even that big of a problem. We aren't even in the top 10 for alcohol drunken per capita.


6. So because our cars are so expensive we are hated by God? Oh ok that's definitely a valid point to use. It could be so expensive because we are one of the richest countries in the world.


7. Sir Ernest was a British born in Ireland. He was not Irish but he was British.


8. So because Ernest Walton did NOT spend his time reading the KJV holy bible but instead make break-through discoveries that change the way we looked at our world and atom's too and won a noble peace prize too, he wasted his life?


9. Pardon me but where the hell do you mean? What newspaper says this?


10.They are not making it illegal to speak out against it but they are making it illegal to go against LGBTQ rights.


Now please r/quityourbullshit (Reddit forum)

Dana723 12-31-2018 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by IwillTumblrShameYou (Post 1243510)
As a Irish I can tell you this is all BS let me disprove all this crap

So, I couldn't help but notice that you didn't use a single Bible quote in your post. Can you back up any of your claims using the Bible? Otherwise, :thumbdown:

IwillTumblrShameYou 01-01-2019 12:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Dana723 (Post 1243513)
So, I couldn't help but notice that you didn't use a single Bible quote in your post. Can you back up any of your claims using the Bible? Otherwise, :thumbdown:

You don't have to use bible quotes for this. I'm using logic and truth for this.

IwillTumblrShameYou 01-01-2019 12:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Felicity (Post 529025)
@Cranky Old Man This makes me so glad to be an American! :)

America is worse off than Ireland. Ireland is doing better than it in many more ways.

Cranky Old Man 01-01-2019 01:58 AM

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Originally Posted by IwillTumblrShameYou (Post 1243510)
Thanks for your opinion

You're welcome but I never have opinions. Everything I post consist of Bible backed cold hard facts.

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Originally Posted by IwillTumblrShameYou (Post 1243510)
He was not Irish but he was British.

There is a difference? :blink:

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Originally Posted by IwillTumblrShameYou (Post 1243510)
What newspaper says this?

It would really help if you bothered to click the hyperlinks I provided over and over again to prove my statements. The article claiming that alcohol is completely harmless for babies is in THE IRISH TIMES.

IwillTumblrShameYou 01-01-2019 04:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man (Post 1243525)
You're welcome but I never have opinions. Everything I post consist of Bible backed cold hard facts.

There is a difference? :blink:

It would really help if you bothered to click the hyperlinks I provided over and over again to prove my statements. The article claiming that alcohol is completely harmless for babies is in THE IRISH TIMES.

1. So the bible says Irish accents are bad?


2. Yes there is a big difference. They both have different cultures, religions, history, and governments. They are very different.


3. The Irish Times are not saying that they think that it's ok but they are reporting about a guy who thinks that. You twat.

Dennis Lukes 01-01-2019 04:54 AM

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1. Ephesians 4:29

2. Nobody cares. Jesus certainly doesn't.

3. One way or another, all Irish babies are drunkards. Even if they don't drink straight whiskey, Irish breast milk is 80 proof.


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