Godly Parenting: Tomato Staking for Beginners
Spank For Salvation https://s17-us2.ixquick.com/cgi-bin/...7512801b7c376c A Michael Pearl Approved Tool of Child Discipline Friends, with so many new brides here, and others looking to start new families, I thought I'd offer my experiences as a successful mother of many obedient and properly submissive children. None of my children have ever embarrassed me or Mr. Etheldreda and each one is a shining example of what it means to be a Good and Godly American child. The image of "Tomato Staking" comes from a book that, although is liberal in perspective, can still offer a decent stepping stone from which a True Christian™ wife and mother will want to raise her family (Raising Godly Tomatoes). Tomatoes that are staked in the ground cannot wander off and get into trouble and that is precisely what we want to avoid - children getting into trouble. There are many reasons to avoid trouble, but they ultimately come down to one thing: Eternal Destiny. http://mondodesign.files.wordpress.c...n-or-hell2.jpg Where do you want your children to spend eternity? You know of course that the LORD has placed a price on your child's sin that your child can never pay except by death. (Romans 6:23) You also know the loophole the Loving God has provided is faith in Christ Jesus. (John 3:18) For this reason, teaching a child to be obedient to the parent is the only way to teach him to be sufficiently obedient unto the LORD. Let's talk about the role of Authority. (Acts 5:29) God is, of course, in authority of everything in creation:
It is no less fitting that we mothers embrace our submissive roles under the God-given authority of our husbands.
Having thus established the support for a Godly home, we can now open discussion on teaching a child due submissiveness.
There is a reason our Heavenly Father demands our obedience. He knows that sin has corrupted the world and that our human minds are too finite to comprehend perfect justice. It would be like trying to explain to your dog how the car engine works. The dog will never comprehend it, but he knows he can trust you to get him from place to place safely when his face is flapping in the 70mph wind, enjoying the experience. Our responsibility as True Christian™ parents is to teach our children the real meaning of life. (Ecclesiastes 12:13) Their true rights and earthly desires ought not be confused. They have one right and one right only - to be taught the saving message of the Gospel. Everything else is temporary (even if it lasts 93 years). They must learn the importance of avoiding worldly lies. for God will not offer them Salvation if they do not love Him to the exclusion of every other thing.
Children must be taught to live for Heaven, for it does not come naturally to want this.
The Importance of Obedience These Injuries Will Heal http://img.ehowcdn.com/article-new/e...ne-800x800.jpg http://cbsdallas.files.wordpress.com...pg?w=420&h=315 http://medical.cdn.patient.co.uk/images/om1001b.jpg These Injuries Will Never Heal http://mikeduran.com/wp-content/uplo.../04/hell-1.jpg https://s14-eu5.ixquick.com/cgi-bin/...6e585c05f7cd25 https://mondouniverso.altervista.org...s-314425-1.png In my next post I'll share what to do to raise a child to be safe from the wicked temptations of the world, and the lies of the Enemy. :) |
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In my last post, I talked about the importance of raising Godly Tomatoes, er, children. In this post I'll explain how a True Christian™ parent makes it work.
First is important that as beautiful as our little children may seem to us, how sweet the smell of a newborn babe snuggled up close, we must never forget it was born in rebellion against the LORD.
What "Tomato Staking" Means Take a look at this image of a few tomato plants: http://www.vegetablegardener.com/ass...daweave_lg.jpg Notice how neat and orderly the plants are. Notice how easily the gardener can get from one plant to another. Now notice this abandoned garden. http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6086/...a93173b0df.jpg How can the gardener find anything she needs here? How can she make anything work for her? Plants can grow to be enormous and when left unattended, can be dangerous. This one has overtaken the house. http://www.dreamstime.com/overgrown-thumb1290085.jpg And this one has caused damage to the neighbor's property. http://media.courierpress.com/media/..._Reyn_t607.jpg No parent wants their sweet child to grow up to be destructive and overwhelming. You know what they say, Little Monsters with little bad habits become Big Monsters with big bad habits. Don't let your child become a Big Monster. Be a good gardener to your child, just as the LORD is to you (Isaiah 58:11) and stake that plant! Temper Tantrums Temper tantrums are not okay. They are nothing more than giving into one's sinful nature, demanding the opportunity to rebel against authority. (Jeremiah 28:16)
Are you starting to understand the importance discipline has for the True Christian™ family? The True Christian™ knows her child is attracted to evil ways from the very beginning. It is a born sinner and until it can conceive of God's Will and accept Jesus as its personal LORD and Master (Romans 10:9), it has no hope of escaping the very pits of Hell created as a Just and Righteous consequence for its evil rebellion against the LORD. Don't let their big doe-like eyes fool you. These little humans are nothing but sinning machines. https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/w...bbbbd__605.jpg Sinner https://www.acf.hhs.gov/sites/defaul...?itok=WXUvzRN4 Sinners http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lf...rimro1_400.jpg Sinner http://hi.naradanews.com/wp-content/...1869331432.jpg Sinner http://phantompages.files.wordpress....ican-baby1.jpg Don't let the newborn baby smell fool you, this one is born to sin http://interplast.blogs.com/.a/6a00d...224228a4-800wi God already got the jump on punishing this evil thing because its sins will no doubt be bold and terrible A devout True Christian™ won't see the big eyes, the clear skin, the sweet lips. A devout True Christian™ parent will see an evil rebel who must be corrected lest it never cares to know God at all. Little monsters grow up to become big monsters. Little temper tantrums grow up to become big temper tantrums. We see this every day in behaviors like swearing, road rage, homicide, animal abuse, homosexuality, atheism, voting for Obama (Proverbs 25:28). There's no excuse for it. These are all faults of the parent for not taking control of the child! TAKE CONTROL!! It doesn't matter how. Yelling, shaking, striking, spanking, hours spent in a small and uncomfortable prayer closet spending time only with the LORD, shaming, and ridiculing are all appropriate and effective tools for the parent. Like the gardener that controls that tomato plant, control your children! Keep them close to you (no more than three feet until they are at least 12 years old and can be trusted). Remind them often of your authority. Frequently tell them No so they are never surprised to hear that from you. Do not allow crying. Do not allow sullen attitudes. Remind them frequently that they are weak and vulnerable and if it weren't for your benevolence, they would be hungry and cold and in constant danger out there in the vast, dangerous world. Do not loose hope! Jesus is rooting for you! The LORD has provided you a perfect Guide Book - the Holy Bible (King James Version, 1611). In it you will find tried and true facts such as:
First Time Obedience In the Etheldreda home, we demand First Time Obedience of our children. Just like it sounds, it means that the first time Mr. Etheldreda or I give a command or make a request of a child, they are expected to comply quickly, efficiently, and with a good attitude. If they fail, they will be disciplined thoroughly physically, mentally, emotionally, and spiritually. We believe in caring for the Whole Child. We know this to be scripturally sound. Among other things, First Time Obedience:
The difference: This Is Abuse: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_LaJoT32kSG...sing+child.jpg (teaching false religion and getting ready for private smooching later) This is not: http://frmilovan.files.wordpress.com...childap224.jpg (child being baptized in the icy waters of Russia) |
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There is no foolishness that a rod of olive tree in a firm hand could not treat. The best place is in the back ( Proverbs 26:3 )
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So Mary do you have kids?
Do you beat them? Where do you hit them? Do you do it in public? |
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Discipline is not "beating," Mr. Born. Beating denotes physical abuse. A Godly correction is not abuse. Neglecting said Godly correction is abuse because it encourages the child to attend to their sinful nature rather than God's will. Because that consequence will end up with the child in the throws of Satan for eternity, it is only loving to correct that impish, sinful instinct of disobedience. |
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What's your spiritual objection to it? Where does that come from? It certainly doesn't come from scriptures or Christian tradition. It's like you made up your own values based on a sense of fairness and mercy. Children are great manipulators of the spiritually weak. If we didn't have the Bible to keep us strong I'm sure we'd give in from time to time (if not all the time) to the child's favourite theory that they don't need a spank. We'd be wasting time reasoning and negotiating instead of getting on with life and ignoring their pathetic snivelling. God has reasons for repeatedly telling us to whack children. It's not clear what they are, but I'm not comfortable with ignoring Him because some cherry picking secularists get their panties in a wad over notions of brutality. |
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ok here's a scenario
A Drunk comes home kids say they wish they didn't drink guy gets pissed off punches kid or hits them with a pipe A Baptist comes home kids say something like I wish I could play video games or ask about why you won't let them and so you get mad and punch them or beat them with a pipe where is the difference both parents beat there kids is the only difference that you are doing it as a act of god I was spanked as a child that is the only form of any harm that should be put on a child and should only be used as a last resort. And the problem i have with this is that this kids can not defend themselves i would love to see one of you people try to hit me for being atheist. Have fun with either being in jail for assault and battery charges or have fun recovering from the hospital after I make you bite the curb. |
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If they had understood about Tomato Staking, you wouldn't be arguing with me right now, but raising your own Godly Garden with a lovely True Christian™ wife. Quote:
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Ok Mary since you can only give me infractions and no answers I'll just give you some time to figure out how to respond to a question like this and wait a minute your a woman right?
So aren't you supposed to be quiet and let a man talk to me? |
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And now we have the internet tough guy.
Why would anyone want to get physical with you because you're an atheist? You're totally free to ignore all our good advice and burn forever in God's love. Our children are our responsibility, however, so beating the gay out of them or the heretic out of them is our duty. God says we should discipline our children with the rod and they will not die. Sounds like good old common sense to me! So why do you think you're smarter than God? I can understand the atheist position because they maintain the Bible, and therefore God, were just made up by a bunch of semi-literate desert savages but you are claiming Christianity, no? Edit: it's so confusing keeping track of the trolls lying about their religion on here. I forgot you are unbelieving scum. Sorry. |
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no im no lost I have stated many times I USED TO BE LUTHERAN but now I have changed my views and am an Atheist well why would anyone want to get physical with me? Don't you beat the wronibg out of people who disagree all I'm saying is if one of you tried to blast me with a squirt gun to baptize me or hit me for being an Atheist stuff would go down.
In a violent person well if you would look at my introduction thread you would see I was being non threatening. And one of your members out of nowhere told me he was going to stab me in the eye that sounds like a threat to me. I could imagine your kids hate you when you beat your kids or anyone for that matter I couldn't imagine that they would like it or say well they are just derecting me on the right path. And if it's ok to do this since they will reheal you could cut their arm of for after all they could just get a fake one and reheal right I think the passage that you use as an excuse is more of discipline not literally beat them. But then again I don't know cause I'm atheist. I would actually rather meet you in public in a debate event with all sorts of people to reveal how funny yall can be. |
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No nothing funny about God just you guys.
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Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right. :tiphat: Quote:
YIC, --Pastor Ezekiel |
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But wait that doesn't make any since if Jesus was hated and he was right how can both Baptists and Jehovah Witnesses be hated and be right. Try a different excuse please. |
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Its clear as the summer sky you still in bed with him, and I mean that literally as well as figuratively. |
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Nope just in bed with myself who is him exactly Satan?
And what is the popes wall You must want me to erase because yet again I proved that all Christians think they are right but how can all of them be right I thought only you guys are the only right people. |
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Also im not Norwegian and I have stated this before I haven't heard of a Norwegian Lutheran also Lutherans don't like boys however your pastor has little lol boys at his house where my pastor only meets the youth at church which ones gayer. Little boys at your house who "fall in your pool sure you didn't push him in to fix his ways?" such as Pastor E. Or meeting the youth at church in public like Lutheran pastors Mmmm I wonder P.S. Quit mixing Lutheran pastors with priests |
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