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This seems like a pretty swell idea.
We all know children strive to be cooler than each other, so if this means they are looked at as being cool, being safe, and following the LORD as well then we're killing three birds with one red sash!

Once one child joins, their unsaved friends will want to be in the "cool gang" too, and before you know it, it's a craze like pokeymon.

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Are you English? There is an introduction section HERE where you can tell us about youself, and include a favourite Bible verse (perhaps tha one about a "pakis" whatever that is..). You need to click the button that looks like this:

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Excellent idea! Way to many young men and women think there is nothing wrong with premarital fornication. They don't understand that premarital sex will damn them to the fires of Hell. God didn't create sex to be enjoyed, HE created it so we have a way of bringing more Christian Soldiers into the world (and to save women through child-bearing). The ONLY reason to fornicate is for married couples to reproduce. Sex for any other reason or outside of marriage is wrong and sinful.

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Would it be appropriate to give Reverend Osborne a special title in recognition of his extra-ordinary devotion to the Junior Anti-Sex cause? Just calling him "Daddy" would work if only it weren't for the unfortunate Catholic connotations, and the fact that we only have one Father, who is in Heaven.
What, when the Final Battle comes you want to be on the side of the wimp? :haha:
A) It's pretty racist to think that "Jews, blacks and pakis" fall into the category of sick stuff.
B ) Where are there Pakistanis in the Bible?
I hope your approach to essay-writing is better than your approach to post-writing.
Yes, that woman was stupid. Looks like God had it in for her daughter, you're right there.
True, but what have Muslims got to do with anything?
He died for your sins.
You really don't know much about the Bible, do you?

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This idea is awsome! :thumbsup:

As you know we do have a lot of problem with fornication here in Europe.
I was thinking of starting a Swedish Chapter (or perhaps a Scaninavian if brother Johannes Kirkeholm has the time and is interested in the project).

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Gosh, Lycia!

That's the coolest, rockin'est logo EVER!

You guys and gals are on your way!
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This is exactly what I have been looking for!! I, of course, want to wait until I have a husband. It is just so difficult because I attend one of the worst (public) schools in the state and I am always hounded by perverts (for lack of better word) who just will not leave me alone (they even tell me the things that they wish to do to me :yucky:), and I believe I need help dealing with it.
Do you by any chance have room left for a new member??

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As Sister Lycia has explained, only those who have achieved True Christian status qualify for full membership. But I see no reason why you couldn't become an associate member in the meantime. Here in the Junior Anti-Sex League, there is always room to fit another member in.

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Thank you very much Brother Temperance. I must have missed the part about the True Christian status. How would I achieve that status?

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Hello Ms. Jenny Sue. As Brother Temperance said, right now full membership in the Junior Anti-Sex League is restricted to True Christians™ and promising forum members. Additionally, the privilege of being sent the official red sash is restricted to True Christians™. However, don't let that stop you from spreading our message of chastity and purity! As leader of the Junior Anti-Sex League, I hereby allow you to consider yourself as a probationary member until we know a little more about you. Please remember that your probationary membership may be revoked if you act in a manner that is unbecoming of the League (not that I think it will be a problem! ;)).

Glad to have you aboard, Jenny!

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Thank you so very much Sister Lycia! Oh believe me that will never happen! My Father has raised me better then that.

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Signed myself up! I'm no Bristol Palin, abstinence works for me!

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Sister Lycia, I am proud to say that O joined your group. I think it's important to spread the word of our Lord and Savior to the younger generation. Sometimes it may be necessary to pound it into them, but in the end, they'll thank True Christians for helping spread the Word of God to their young impressionable minds. I am honestly twitching with anticipation at the thought of soaking them in the Gospel!


You are indeed an inspiration to all of us and keep up the good work!



May God bless you!

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Dear JennySue:

Just speaking theoretically here...I bet there's nothing to stop a Probationary Member from making her OWN red sah and wearing it with PRIDE!

You Go, Girl (as the kids say today)

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EDIT: Sister Lycia: I wanted to offer to come to your group some Friday or Saturday night (when you're trying to keep the kids off the streets) and do a craft project, like weaving "Eyes of God™"

What you do is take popcicle sticks (twigs look too hippie-ish) and wrap yarn around them, moving from the inner section out. It's really fun, and bound to offer hours of good wholesome activity.

The kids will have a ball!

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Just wanted to clarify here that it is A-OK if you want to do that, Jenny! Feel free to make your own sash and wear it with pride while spreading our message of chastity and purity! :thumbsup:

Wow Sister, that is exactly the kind of super-cool activity I know our teen members will love! I know all too well the allure that fornication can have on an idle teenage mind, but if we True Christians™ keep coming up with "totally rad" ideas like that to keep our kids occupied, than pre-martial sex doesn't stand a chance! :thumbsup:

P.S. Have you considered joining as one of our "Big Sisters", Cookie? I know you are quite busy organizing many of Freehold's events, but we can always use another True Christian™ lady like yourself to show some of our girls the ropes when it comes to acting like a proper lady. Not to mention I think the official red sash would look lovely with that dress Brother James bought you. :)

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Sister Lycia, I've been giving this a lot of thought since I posted earlier. I have been told in the past that I am a pretty good public speaker and I would like to offer my oral skills to help spread the word of Christ to these future heathens. I am even available to show them why the need to accept the word of God into themselves in anyway that I can possible help do so. Of course, I would welcome any and all the Godly young ladies of Landover Baptist to help me guide it into them, and even help with my oral explanations. In fact, I encourage them to partake as well!


Again.....God bless all of you and keep up your fantastic work!

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I propose this to you, Mistress Cookie and Lycia. We do this at my school in Textile Class, and all the kids really enjoy it! You get two circles of cardboard, cut another, smaller holw in the middle, wrap some knitting wool, or yarn, around them untill you have it around the whole thing at least 3 times, cut around the edges, and take out the cardboard. It makes a perfect sphere made with as many colours that you can put in there! I think we could have Mistress Cookie's idea on one night, and mine on another? Or alternating weeks?

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You can't go wrong with the 'three Ps': Pasta. Paper plates.

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Joshua, I notice your question went unanswered.

The Department of Faith is a joint Landover-US government initiative. All members are thoroughly investigated by the DoF before being permitted entry.

And please, don't joke about being a Pastafarian. That's like cracking wise about your new laptop being "the bomb" to a TSA agent. OK? :thumbsup:
Mistress Cookie may dress rather flamboyantly at times, but we will all thank you not to refer to her as a "local prostitute". Her body is the temple of Jesus, and only He may enter! She told me so herself, repeatedly! :angry:
Careful, Brother. You know what Pasta can lead to, with certain weaker souls about. We don't want to put forth a stumblingblock! :thumbsup:

Oprah?
Obama?
:headscratch:

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My apologies on the typo Reverend. It was noticed by me after I was able to edit it. My incompetence is unforgivable and I will pray for forgiveness and that it never happens again.


It should simply read that I too have joined the group.