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Free Market Fred 04-16-2012 02:19 AM

Democrats and Beastiality
 
Well, if this don't beat all: Naked Vermont Governor Almost Eaten by Bears

So the Democrat governor of Vermont (a gay-marriage state!) was in his back yard naked and almost got eaten by bears. Admitting that he was outdoors naked ought to be enough to prosecute him right there for public indecency. The gov further admitted that he sleeps naked, which I'm sure is a crime too. God-fearing Christians, of course, are never naked at any time since you don't when you're gonna get Raptured - surely, nobody but a homo would risk getting Raptured without clothes and have to run around Heaven in the buff. But of course, homos can't get Raptured - they're going straight to Hell!

Anyway, the Vermont homo pervert governor says he he saw the bears in his back yard and ran outside to grab his bird feeders, but got attacked by the bears and barely escaped. Well, I think it's pretty obvious what really happened - the gov was trying to have sex with the bears. Like all libs, he can't control his beastly urges, unlike Christians who got the Bible and guns so they don't need sex.

http://www.itmighthavebeen.com/graph...ist/bears1.jpg
Vermont Governor loves bears

http://www.itmighthavebeen.com/graph...ist/bears2.jpg
Not surprisingly, bears universally support Democrats

Of course, libs don't limit themselves to having sex with bears. A certain American "president" is obviously directly descended from Kenyan monkeys.

http://www.itmighthavebeen.com/graph...ama-monkey.jpg
Show us your birth certificate

Even the libs themselves admit they come from monkeys. The founder of the Democrat Party, Charles Darwin, wrote whole books about it. Of course, his evolution hoax is anti-Christian hogwash, but the part about Negroes descending from monkeys is true, though it happened within the past 6000 years, not "millions of years" like the evolutionists claim. There's no way that Negroes could be descended from a white couple like Adam and Eve.

You've no doubt heard that African monkeys got AIDS, and since AIDS is sexually transmitted, it's a no-brainer to conclude that this horrible disease got into the human population because of Negroes having sex with monkeys. Then white homos spread the disease even further. Of course, it was God's plan to use AIDS to rid the world of Negroes and homos, but then the Democrats invented Obamacare to make AIDS treatment free, while the death panels try to bump off Christian grannies.

There is no end to the evil that Negroes and their lib fellow travelers have inflicted on human society. Maybe it's time we extended the hunting season.

http://www.itmighthavebeen.com/graph...ist/bears3.jpg

handmaiden 04-16-2012 03:20 AM

Re: Democrats and Beastiality
 
Brother Fred, you know that Darwin studied for the ministry but failed that. Everything that he did after that with his life was a deliberate form of rebellion against God, whom he hated, because he wasn't able to understand His Word well enough to become a minister.

I'm sure that he didn't really believe a word of all the evolution twaddle that he wrote about. It was all cobbled together with falsefied data to make people disrespect God. He did it all to rebel against his parents, emotionally abuse his believing wife and spit in the face of Jesus.

His whole premise comes down to mooning the Lord with his big, hairy buttocks. I'd say that he was the most rebellious entity in God's creation since Satan himself. In fact, he probably prayed to Satan for inspiration as to how he could hurt God and deceive as many people as possible into turning their backs on Him.

So very sad.


Tearfully Yours,

Handmaiden

Billy Bob Jenkins 04-16-2012 05:47 AM

Re: Democrats and Beastiality
 
I'm sure it comes as no surprise to anyone that it comes as no surprise to me that liberals are all rapists and bestiophiles. It is not far fetched to imagine the home of this liberal scat freak, bedecked in phallic icons and herbal remedies, the sounds of Satanic noise "music" issuing from a computer laden with child pornography and e-AIDS.

We hear this story, but what about all of the bears that have not come forward, dying of gangrenous rectums in the wild, ashamed that, not only do they lack souls, but now basic dignity as well.

The subliminal messages put into the liberally biased media by Satanic rock musicians are responsible for the marked increase in bear rape as of late. Liberals have always raped bears, but these are the End Times, friends, and they are trying to anger Jesus especially, knowing that their time is short and they will all be in Hell soon.

WilliamJenningsBryan 04-16-2012 08:36 AM

Re: Democrats and Beastiality
 
I was always suspicious of Al Gore's perverse attraction to Polar Bears, now I know why.

Bears are also a symbol for communism – don't forget the "Russian Bear".

Bobby-Joe 04-16-2012 03:31 PM

Re: Democrats and Beastiality
 
What kind of sicko goes around raping wild animals like bears?

What does this guy have a bear chained up in some kind of industrial strength S&M harness in his basement so he and his friends can sexually abuse the bear at will? Just disgusting. You can be sure everyone in town knows about what he is doing but they are all so frightened by his political power they don't dare saying anything.

The guy probably has some teenage girl he kidnapped in the attic too.

Roberta 04-16-2012 03:43 PM

Re: Democrats and Beastiality
 
I think we are discussing the wrong species of bear.

Bears are heavy-set men and are often characterized as having hairy bodies and facial hair; some are also muscular; some project an image of rugged masculinity in their grooming and appearance. Some bears place importance on presenting a hypermasculine image and may shun interaction with, and even disdain, men who exhibit effeminacy.[2] The bear concept can function as an identity, an affiliation, and there is ongoing debate in bear communities about what constitutes a bear, however a consensus exists that inclusion is an important part of the bear community.[3][4]

Bears are almost always gay or bisexual men. Increasingly, transgender or transsexual men (trans men) and those who shun labels for gender and sexuality are also included within bear communities.

Younger or smaller men who identify with bear culture may also be labelled as cubs.

Bobby-Joe 04-16-2012 04:08 PM

Re: Democrats and Beastiality
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Roberta (Post 872260)
I think we are discussing the wrong species of bear.

No, I am sure it was the animal bear in the basement all chained up and snarling.

Pastor Ezekiel 04-17-2012 03:48 AM

Re: Democrats and Beastiality
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe (Post 872254)
What kind of sicko goes around raping wild animals like bears?

What does this guy have a bear chained up in some kind of industrial strength S&M harness in his basement so he and his friends can sexually abuse the bear at will? Just disgusting. You can be sure everyone in town knows about what he is doing but they are all so frightened by his political power they don't dare saying anything.

The guy probably has some teenage girl he kidnapped in the attic too.

Yea...:unsure:

Mary Etheldreda 04-17-2012 04:31 AM

Re: Democrats and Beastiality
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins (Post 872174)
We hear this story, but what about all of the bears that have not come forward, dying of gangrenous rectums in the wild, ashamed that, not only do they lack souls, but now basic dignity as well.

Oh those poor animals! I do hope the bears can get to a safe, Republican state.

:(

Bobby-Joe 04-17-2012 03:29 PM

Re: Democrats and Beastiality
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda (Post 872530)
Oh those poor animals! I do hope the bears can get to a safe, Republican state.

:(

Exactly, we sure know how to treat bear rapist here in Iowa.


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