WORLD IN PERIL PART 2: Jesus Opens Recruits to Muslims (and even Jehovah's Witnesses and Catholics)
Matthew 28:19 Go ye therefore, and teach all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost: ABSTRACT We have previously demonstrated that our Earth is in great peril. Several issues are destroying the Spiritual Realm of Jesus and giving an upper hand to Satan. The principal risks are 1. Decreasing populations of Christians caused by sodomy and female liberation.By comparing the responses of denominations and religions to these issues, we have established the most promising converts to fight the Final Battles with Jesus. While some obscure protestant sects (Laestadians) showed relative good scores, we observed that the most effective way is to recruit fundamentalist Islamist fighters as their conversion would require the least effort. Only minor adjustments in doctrine are required to have fundamentalist Muslims fight for Jesus instead of demons. Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword. INTRODUCTION AND METHODOLOGY We have established that the armed forces of Jesus are almost powerless against the swarming pacifist and pagan armies. Jesus needs more support. We have to be prepared to recruit more soldiers for Christ to rage battle on all fronts: the battle on the field with weapons and blood and the battle in the lobby by spreading the Christian Truth™ to all parts of the government. How to proceed? Time is of essence with the Last Days approaching. It is not reasonable to recruit aimlessly without careful advance planning. We must target our work to those who can be converted with the least effort! It is possible that there are hidden colonies of almost True Christians™ that will join Jesus with only a small nudge into the right direction. How to do this? We must assess who are the people with the highest potential to become True Christians™ with the minimal workload. This requires systematic analysis of different doctrines regarding the five most crucial issues listed above. I have performed this assessment. I have chosen some promising candidates and - in order to perform a proper study - I have included a negative control (Catholics) and a positive control (us True Christians™). All the principal points are scored as follows: Positive scores for being in concert with us, negative scores for hopeless cases.Scores are from -5 to +5 based on the importance of an issue. Additional points can be scored by compatibility/incompatibility with well-tested True Christian™ doctrine and values. After scoring, a general assessment is presented in the Discussion section. Education: -1 to +1Thus, the expected score for True Christians™ is 15 and that for cat licks -15. I deduced that scores +10 or more would be compatible with high potential for recruitment. But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. RESULTS Us the True Christians™, the positive control. Total score +25 1. Education: Sound Biblical knowledge, accepting what we like and what we dislike as long as God commands it (Exodus 20:6). Strong traditions in Creation Science. +1Catholics (Footnote 1), the negative control but worth investigating as they could provide billions of converts. Total score -25(*) 1. Education: Total submission to evolution and unbiblical cosmology. Persecution of Creation Scientists. -1http://www.nordicneedle.com/newslett...pope-santa.jpg Here we can see the chief papist wearing a dress. :D Jehovah’s Witnesses (2). Perhaps an unlikely choice but highly disciplined and could give Jesus millions of new soldiers. Total score +3 1. Education: JWs condemn evolution and accept Godly Creation Science. Healthy teachings about the fate of unbelievers. Higher University Studies recommended against. Biblical knowledge values but instead of KJV they use the New World false translation. 0http://www.jwfacts.com/images/1982_e...e_28_large.jpg A promising view by JWs on the fate of unbelievers. However, the total score of JWs in not sufficient to waste efforts on them. ISIS and other fundamentalist Muslims (3) (Boko Haram etc.), hundreds of millions of potential converts. Total score +14! 1. Education: Extremely promising. Blasphemy not tolerated. Unbelievers (“infidels”) condemned. Female literacy (a leading cause in decreasing fertility) at low levels. Darwinism condemned by high-ranking leaders. Flat Earth endorsed as a bonus. However, Biblical knowledge almost at zero level but Jesus accepted as an important prophet. 0http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/...17_634x331.jpg Handsome Muslim fighters could easily be persuaded to become employed by Jesus while continuing to perform the same tasks they are used to. Laestadians (5). This is an obscure protestant denomination around the Great Lakes and in the northern counties of Russia and Sweden. It was founded by a Lars Levi Laestadius, a Swiss man who opposed to the false teachings of Lutherans (but promoted them as well). A sect full of contradictions. There are only a few hundred thousand of them but they actually call themselves True Christians™ which is intriguing. They also believe in Repentance and Spiritual rebirth and at first glance have some other promising issues. Total score +8. This falls short of the threshold value by a small margin. Very enthusiastic preachers might find these people fertile material for conversion but I do not recommend it. 1. Education: They use the KJV! Glory! And they take the literal interpretation! +1 CONCLUSIONS Unexpectedly, a closer look into the values of ISIS and other conservative Muslims yielded very promising results. Their basic values in the most crucial points of Faith are almost exactly similar to conservative Christian values! Their youths of fighting-age are highly skilled at combat and already endorse Biblical values without even knowing it. The issue of homosexuality is mostly resolved at the level of legislation and totally in opposition to the lieberal values of false Christians. The enforcement of these laws with capital punishment is also the recommendation of the OT and it would require only minor efforts to make these laws compatible with the Bible. There are also unresolved issues. These men have to be taught about Jesus! The respect for secular law is not as high as among True Christians™. This would mean that the fighting men would be at first restricted to their countries of origin. Basically, these men could keep on doing what they are doing now if they only changed their employer from demons to Jesus. At first glance this would restrict the usefulness of these recruits, but I am happy to say that the sword is not the only way to fight for Christ. There is also the written and the spoken word and letter. A time to love, and a time to hate; a time of war, and a time of peace. Both are needed. Both are endorsed by Jesus! Glory! The Islamic nations swarm with young boys and youths with no hope in life. They are poor, lack education and are oppressed by their authorities. There is a great amount of suffering and frustration. We must target our efforts at these boys and men. Jesus can offer them acceptance by peers and a purpose. In addition, these oppressed uneducated unemployed people can be given hope. They are weak but we can make them strong and give them a way to get back to those who mock them! With Christ to support them, they can have power over others who are weaker and turn the tables on their oppressors in the name of Jesus. With proper Biblical education some of them can fight the Final Battle with lobbying our legislators; the others can do the physical fighting as commanded by Jesus. :praise: Beat your plowshares into swords, and your pruninghooks into spears: let the weak say, I am strong. There are millions of these marginalized youths with low self-esteem and the anger to fight but no purpose. The basic values are there, the Biblical world-view is almost there. The attitudes towards women and homosexuals are ripe to be harvested by Christ our Savior. Jesus can be their purpose in life. This is very promising. A mission to these souls is recommended as the most effective way to gain new solders for Christ as ex-Muslims! Yours in Christ, Elmer :bye: FOOTNOTES (intended for further study for Creations Scientists) 1. There is a lot of material on cat licks in our Godly Forum and no further references are thus necessary. * This was against my original hypothesis of -15. My ability to accept this difference is another clear indication of the unbiased nature of Creation Science when assessing vital issues that mean the life or death of our souls. 2. The JWs do have laudable views on higher education. They do not think it is necessary as there will be enough time after the End of Days to immerse oneself in any study of hobby. “Many schools now have student counselors who encourage one to pursue higher education after high school, to pursue a career with a future in this system of things. Do not be influenced by them. Do not let them 'brainwash' you with the Devil's propaganda to get ahead, to make something of yourself in this world. This world has very little time left! Any “future” this world offers is no future! Wisely, then, let God's Word influence you in selecting a course that will result in your protection and blessing". “On the other hand, JWs really do not care about sperm nor about ova: “Jesus did not command his followers to have or not to have children. Neither did any of Jesus’ disciples issue any such directive. Nowhere does the Bible explicitly condemn birth control.” However, their views on homosexuality are in the right direction albeit quite lenient: “The Bible’s stand is not unreasonable. It simply directs those with homosexual urges to do the same thing that is required of those with an opposite-sex attraction—to “flee from fornication” with no mention of righteous punishments. On the whole, JWs are worse than false Christians. For those, who are interested in sordid affairs, this diagram will reveal the ugly Truth™. 3. A Boko Haram leader that we would definitely want to recruit for Jesus™ has enormous expertise on the evil lotion theory and geology. He is called Mohammed Yusuf (that name will have to be changed) and he has given promising statements on creation science. "Like rain. We believe it is a creation of God rather than an evaporation caused by the sun that condenses and becomes rain. Like saying the world is a sphere. If it runs contrary to the teachings of Allah, we reject it. We also reject the theory of Darwinism." This is proper Creationism that our Christian God highly recommends. 4. We assume that pork and wine would be forbidden from Muslims but the Islamists are actually quite practical. If necessary, pork and alcohol can be consumed. Quran 2:173: “He hath only forbidden you dead meat, and blood, and the flesh of swine, and that on which any other name hath been invoked besides that of Allah. But if one is forced by necessity, without willful disobedience, nor transgressing due limits,- then is he guiltless. For Allah is Oft-forgiving Most Merciful.” By keeping our recruits away from water, soft drinks, coffee and juices as well as fish and beef, they will consume the Christians foods, and this can easily lead to total conversion. Glory. 5. Laestadians have some nice methods to flee from fornication including prohibition of washing machines with windows in order not to have a view of women’s knickers when they go round and round and round in the window in a seductive manner. In addition, TV is not allowed in households to avoid the viewing of pornographic material while computers and the Interwebs are endorsed. Regarding True Faith™, the literal interpretation of KJV is a good starting point that immediately thereafter the Laestadians go astray: “The Holy Bible (KJV) and the Lutheran Confessions are the doctrinal foundation in Conservative Laestadianism.” Loot her anusism, i.e., glorified papism. The papist habit of having underage mistresses and catamites is very widespread as evidenced by recent reports. |
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After all, God would seem to endorse beheadings Numbers 25:3-4 And Israel joined himself unto Baalpeor: and the anger of the LORD was kindled against Israel. And the LORD said unto Moses, 'Take all the heads of the people and hang them up before the LORD against the sun, that the fierce anger of the LORD may be turned away from Israel. And muslims are already fairly adept at stoning. http://www.secularism.org.uk/images/146936/large.jpg |
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Brother Elmer, I find your paper to be well reasoned and thoughtfully executed. Your judgment is sound and to the point. I also find Brother Jim's point to be well taken.
However, all things considered, I believe that our best course is to go on and kill them all. |
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Thank you for your - as always - thoughtful comment. We all agree, unbelievers are enemies of Jesus and He wishes to slay them (Luke 19:27). But the US government is in the hands of atheists and false Christians and they won't follow the Word of God any more and at the moment us True Christians™ are too few to have an effect on legislation nor have the means to nuke the bejeezuz out of the vile heathens. Thus, it is a question of who gets to them first! Are they the Islamists who wish to brainwash these young men into false beliefs or is it us, the real Christians™, who can teach them about the real God and real Jesus? In their sorry state of depravity and poverty, these souls are very receptive to kind teachings and a purpose in life. We just have to make sure that by accepting Jesus they will do their fighting for a right reasons. They must fight the plagues of Sodomy and injustice on Jesus' side. Glory! But... I am a worrywart... What if they accept Jesus, Repent, are Baptized, have Redemption and get to Heaven. Does Luke 15:7 then come to dictate their position in Heaven? Luke 15:7 I say unto you, that likewise joy shall be in heaven over one sinner that repenteth, more than over ninety and nine just persons, which need no repentance. I think it counts. As they have been severely lost into the cesspits of Muslimhood, they will be the dearest to Jesus if they repent. I'm afraid that I'll be playing the second violin and not have direct access to Jesus all the time. My only hope is that my teenage self-abuse and atheism makes also me an ex-lost sheep to give me some prestige in Eternity. Still, it's Luke 22:42. As always. :innocent: Yours in Christ, Elmer :bye: |
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