The 10 worstly mistaken fields of secular science!
Brothers and Sisters in Christ,
As we all know, there are few of Satan’s tools as insidious and demonic as the hellhouse of insanity that is known as secular “science.”:angry: It recently has come to my attention, however, that many Christians still believe in the falsehoods espoused by this organization, without paying attention to the Truth™ of the Bible. Therefore, I have composed a Top 10 of scientific fields/theories which are completely in error, accompanied by True Scientific™ Scripture Verses proving secular science wrong at that particular point. I will also give an idea of the types of tricks Satan uses to spread these falsehoods.:devil: #10 Atomic Theory - Conflicting Scientific data: - Colossians 1:17:- What Satan does to fool people into believing this nonsense: - Rattle little pollen or sand grains suspended in liquids, to create the illusion that they are pushed around by atomic movements (the so-called Brownian motion)#9 Round Earthism - Conflicting Scientific data: - Genesis 11:4-6:- What Satan does to fool people into believing this nonsense: - When people fly westwards from America, they end up in Japan. This is often interpreted as proof for a round earth, but the fact is that they fly in a circle towards the other end of the Earth because of Intelligent Pulling, one of the various forms in which Intelligent Falling manifests itself in this world. The straight line is an optical illusion caused by the spin of the earth, known as the Horizon Distortion Effect. #8 Genetics - Conflicting Scientific data: - Jeremiah 1:5:- What Satan does to fool people into believing this nonsense: - At night, Satan sneaks into the gardens of botanists, and paints flowers in certain colors, in such a way that it implies a genetic relationship conform the predictions of genetics. He has done this since he deceived one Gregor Mendel, a cathlycker who started this heresy in the first place.# 7 Linguistics - Conflicting Scientific data: - Genesis 11:6-9:- What Satan does to fool people into believing this nonsense: - From the beginning on, Satan has tried to corrupt and subvert the languages God gave to the peoples of the earth, and by doing so, created a pattern of heavily corrupted languages, like for example those found in Africa and Eastern Asia, and less corrupted ones, like the Indo-European ones. Linguists then erroneously lumped languages together in these groups, under the impression that there once were only a few languages. However, the similarity of these languages with one another is a result of degrees of demonic corruption, not temporal isolation of different groups of people# 6 Geochronology/Radiometric Dating - Conflicting Scientific data: - Luke 3:23-38:- What Satan does to fool people into believing this nonsense: - Supposed radiometric dates are derived by grinding rocks and put the powder in a “mass spectrometer,” which sends ions, other nonexistent particles invented by hellbound scientists, through the sample, and the scientists interpret the refraction patterns of these ions as though they reflect the relative proportions of different isotopes of atoms. What they do not realize is that every time they turn the machine on, Satan fetches his paintbox, checks the prediction of the scientists, and draws the lines accordingly to this prediction.# 5 Psychiatry - Conflicting Scientific data: - Matthew 9:32-33:- What Satan does to fool people into believing this nonsense: - He sends a lot of demons. Duh. But of course, ever since he invented psychiatry, he instructs them to make their victims behave in a way conform to the treatments proposed by psychiatrists, to obscure the fact that they are really demons.#4 Gravity - Conflicting Scientific data: - Genesis 2:5:- What Satan does to fool people into believing this nonsense: - not very much, in fact. He has sabotaged some experiments in the past to make them suggest gravity was real, but most people seem to believe gravity exists without questioning. Therefore, we must spread this truth, before all people become corrupted by gravitationist philosophies.#3 Heliocentrism - Conflicting Scientific data: - Psalm 104:5:- What Satan does to fool people into believing this nonsense: - Satan has sent his minions to Jupiter, distorting the movements of the moons of Jupiter, to cast doubt upon the geocentric worldview as espoused by the Bible.#2 Germ Theory - Conflicting Scientific data: - Genesis 12:17:- What Satan does to fool people into believing this nonsense: - His favorite technique consists of crawling into a microscope sample and making weird faces at scientists looking through it, who then interpret that as the existence of micro-organisms.#1 Evolution Well, what else did you expect at #1?:huh: - Conflicting Scientific data: - John 1:3:- What Satan does to fool people into believing this nonsense: - Mass producing fossils and putting them in rock layers to be found by scientistsPraise Jesus that He has opened the eyes of True Christians™ for these Godly Truths!:yahoo: Yours In Christ, True Disciple |
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A very comprehensive list, Brother. There is much to ponder. Thank you.
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An excellent compilation Brother True Disciple. I hope this will shut down all those false scientists for once and for all!
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I was wondering, can we introduce these textbooks in Freehold just with your permission, or do we first need permission of the Board of Education of Iowa for that? |
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If only the men of science would use The Bible, like we do, as a lens to view the universe with. Then they would solve all the mysteries of science in one reading.
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Sciene goes on about direct observation, consenuses and yet they always toss the Holy Bible out. How can they claim to working on concensous when they refuse God His invisible place at the table? Ok secularists, explain to me why a supernatural, undetectable and undefinable source is invalid?
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Works of fiction are permissible in their own way and where they are Godly. Let this be a lesson to keep away from the List of Banned Books. It is for your own good.
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The scientific data on this is so overwhelming I don't even know where to start. |
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Get off my internet! This is a place of science! And porn, but considering there's too many people on the planet... Never mind: Go forth and multiply! |
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@ReXChrist my father says porn is very bad :shok:. Why do you not :heart: Jesus?
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ok first I would like to start by saying I am not athiest, I am agnostic (how ever that is spelt), I do not believe as I see no evidence that cannot be explained more logically that there is some sort of higher being or god.
secondly, I'm not here to ahve a go at christianity, i respect religion and those who practice it aslong as they do not force their beliefs onto other people, i follow this philosophy with all people. third, guys, seriously, i like the idea of your authentication thing, with the missing word from some random part of the bible, but i got past it using google now, down to business before I start I want to put down some ground rules to how science works, science is not about proving things, its about creating an accurate way to explain a phenomenon, also known as a theory, theory's must make predictions that are testable and for a theory to be accepted, it must have evidence. the reason we keep testing theories is because we know that a single piece of evidence that doesnt correlate with the theory will prove it wrong and then a more accurate theory will be created in its place. ok first, Atomic theory. the current theory has come from the ashes of all those before it, saying an atom was a small particle made of an electron i believe, to its current model of the nucleus made of protons and neutrons with electrons orbiting it, the amount of each determines its element, behaviours, mass (which we cant explain yet) and is the reason we have water (h_2 O), we can breath (the intake of O_2 which combines with Carbon to make C O_2 which is removed from our body). the reason we believe this at the moment is because we have evidence supporting it, in the forms of chemistry, atmoic physics, quantem mechanics etc, and they all exist because the theory's are strong and make sense, they produce quantative predictions, things we can count and such. whats your evidence that you use to sink 300 years worth of research? a book that was supposibly written a few thousand years ago secondly, seriously, fly me a plane to one of the earths corners and push me off if you can prove that its flat, how would you explain the way the satelite that allows you to read this and dismiss it to work if it did not ORBIT the earth, then north pole and south pole, obviously if the earth was flat their strengths would be weaker at the edges and such, are they? noooope, whats your proof against it? a few quotes from a 5 thousand year old book, that against hundreds of peoples dedicated research over 600 years which has constantly been updated, i dont think so genetics, its getting a bit late here so im gunna keep it quick, give up genetics, i dont give a shit (excuse my langauge), I'd love to see that because within 2 weeks you would have no mroe skin, your brain would have fried and you would be nothing, we can prove this (though personally i know jack all about genetics), your proof against it? a book, our proof for it? the amount of healing this research has done (and before you say its the work of god, think of the medical care that has been provided to sinners like myself? im still here and i have so many years ahead of me linguistics, seriously is that science? i didnt know, well since im getting tired go translate this to lazy to write mah japanese, another day radiometric dating? i reckon its pretty sweet, and i spent a whole day at government institutions learning about this, before you slag radiometric dating mate, bloody learn about it! "hey mister atom, how old are ya", "im 50 million years old". thats not how it works, there are a tone of different ways to do it, but the general way to do it is to analyse (using a mass spectromitor) how many of an objects c-16 (i thinik its 16) attoms have decayed, then put that against the decay of known objects and we can date it, now c-16 only works for 50,000 years because of the carbon cycle (google it, bloody brilliant scientist explained it to me) but you can use other atoms decays (something starting with r comes to mind but i forgot it), best thing is it friggin works! ive seen it in action and it is pretty accurate, so radiometric dating has working evidence and examples to support it, your book has nothing but text phycietry? not my field, but what you jsut said reminds me of another religionish thingo, im leavfing it at that im getting exhausted here! Gravity: we cant really explain gravity at the moment, is it a bend in space/time (imagine a hole in the ground, everything that falls in it is going to go down right? kinda imagine that in 3 dimensions, i know I cant) or maybe its gravitons? I think we have evidence for both theories at the moment, again, not my area but yea, more than a few quotes heliocetristhingamaboby? go research galileo a bit mate,the amount of evidence we have towards this, this is something we have proof of, i wish we were the centre of the universe aswell, believe me, it would be sweet cause when the big crunch comes, we'll be the last ones here :D, but alas tis not true, theres this great picture about scale on the net somewhere, go search it up! (my arguemnents are detereorating with my strength, but bear with me here) Germs? I loooooove your satan explination for this, it kicks ass, but have you guys very been sick? out of all the people on this forum, do you know someone who has had skin cancer? well thats less abvout germs, but a germ has been recoded to fight skin cancer, would ya believe it? all those sinners with skin cancer will be cured by satan himself wearing a different hat! evidence, the fact your alive and also the fact that we are all going to be killed by a multi-resistant organism in a few years time, proof against, satan making facfes under a microscope, real mature now number one, how I love you so. Darwins theory of evolution via natural selection! you are my hero <3 without you, we would have thumbs, we would probebly still be pondscum in some primordial ozze a few billion years ago, the majot evidence towards this is the fact we can demonstrate it in certain organisms, pretty cool tests, kiddies, research them. i would write a nother fewq thousand words on this but its near my bed time now in clossing I apologise for the shite spelling, its just who I am the logic in all of this is that we have rock hard evidence, quantative and expressible in equations, science doesnt hate religion, though their are those in science who do, there area also many religious people in there aswell (im not joking!), im not insulting your belief in a god, as i cannot dissprove it, but do you have any evidence towards the fact that one does besides a book of observations that seemed logical at the time? no I'm sorry to say, you dont. the only problem I have here is that you wont accept that, you can believe in your god, sure, but you must atleast alknowledge the evidence that is being shown to you about science, without science, you would proebly still be sitting in a cave somewhere, that computer your on, science, that food you are crazing to eat involves science, your church was built and stays up because of the laws of science. Please believe, its great you ahve some purpos in life, but do not force your illogical theories onto other people WITH OUT ANY EVIDENCE |
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@Tukasait it makes me sad you do not love Jesus. If you would love Jesus you could go to Heaven with us! #Psalm 9:17
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Exodus 20:13: Thou shalt not kill. Quote:
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And the Bible is written through men, but by God: 2 Peter 1:20-21: Knowing this first, that no prophecy of the scripture is of any private interpretation. For the prophecy came not in old time by the will of man: but holy men of God spake as they were moved by the Holy Ghost. Do you really think that those "scientists," who always say contradictory thinks and never agree on something, know it better than the Holy Ghost? You are a funny guy!:lol: Quote:
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In addition, even if the method worked like the scientists claim, then there still is the changing decay rates over time, which would be largely influenced by the Great Flood. Finally, recently deposited volcanic material was dated anywhere between 0.35 million and 2.8 million years, using the "K-Ar" method. That, of course, is definite proof that radiometric dating is a tool of the devil. Quote:
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No, I'm sorry to say, you don't. Now please explain to me why the opinion of your religion (secular science) would trump the opinion of mine?:huh: Quote:
Matthew 6:31-32: Therefore take no thought, saying, What shall we eat? or, What shall we drink? or, Wherewithal shall we be clothed? (For after all these things do the Gentiles seek:) for your heavenly Father knoweth that ye have need of all these things. Quote:
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I do read the bible, but i cant believe some of these bible parts that are already solved by science research. Im not an atheist, i believe in god and the bible, but i also believe in what the human saw before the bible.
Now you will say(HO no!!! you put the humans over god!!!) I didnt said that. I never saw god myself and im a curious man, but i wont go that far. So i give up on looking for god and i keep on looking on humans since i can clearly see anyone of them. |
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@ True Disciple, your right, I was being hypercritical and was to lazy to use Firefox's spell check, it was late alright :lol:
I guess we have different interpretations of the word "evidence, and If I actually cared enough, I would write another long reply, a chat about these issues would be interesting, but i doubt its going to happen Your right, some parts of science contradict others, special (or is it general) relativity and quantum mechanics for example don't work together... yet I guess the thing that bugs me the most is you guys are happy to reap the rewards of science, all the little things in your everyday life that make it easier for you, but deny their existence practically and all the thousands of hours of scientific research that actually make them work, now that's hypercritical! The difference between scientific evidence and Biblical evidence is that biblical evidence is based entirely on interpretation of a 400 year old text, science is based on neutral (though not always I must admit) observational evidence based on so amny different things under different conditions, Its hard for scientists to make a solid theory based on logic and evidence, and you discredit it with biased (due to the fact your "evidence" comes down to interpretation) and sometimes fraudulent evidence (Go look up the old story of how fraudulent evidence was used to discredit the Peppered moth as an example of evolution). I'm just trying to show another side of the story and give people options I'm looking forward to another mail http://www.landoverbaptist.net/custo...avatar24_2.gif Pastor Ezekiel saying I cant do this, that I am speaking "Unsaved Trash speaking nonsense" and saying that the internet is not free, yes this is a privately owned website, but if you don't want us nonbelievers in here, then send it to the dark net, make it a private website, until such a time, I will be here I'm trying to be civil and tasteful, unlike you: "I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum". I'm guessing by now you will have gotten my reply. wow not a single spelling mistake! I'm proud :innocent: Peace /tsuk Quick p.s., whats your beef with anime? and since when is baseball a homosexual sport (said in reference to your Mario baseball thread)? your argument in that thread that football is a heterosexual sport seems a bit lamo, foot ball contains a lot of men touching each other B) |
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