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Rev. M. Rodimer 01-11-2011 05:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Scott1305 (Post 672589)
My apologies on the typo Reverend. It was noticed by me after I was able to edit it. My incompetence is unforgivable and I will pray for forgiveness and that it never happens again.


It should simply read that I too have joined the group.

What a relief! I was afraid that the liberals were infiltrating! :lol:

Joshua The Converted 01-11-2011 06:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer (Post 672525)
Joshua, I notice your question went unanswered.

The Department of Faith is a joint Landover-US government initiative. All members are thoroughly investigated by the DoF before being permitted entry.

And please, don't joke about being a Pastafarian. That's like cracking wise about your new laptop being "the bomb" to a TSA agent. OK? :thumbsup:

Thank you for answering my question, Reverend. And I'm sorry about the Pastafarian comment, it won't happen again.

Brother Scott 01-11-2011 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer (Post 672593)
What a relief! I was afraid that the liberals were infiltrating! :lol:

I can guarantee that I am not of the persuasion. In fact, I have now dedicated my life to combating them and consider them sworn enemies of Christ.


Especially Barry Maobama.

MitzaLizalor 01-13-2011 10:55 PM

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It's lovely to see the interest in this sex initiative. It's a real slap in the face for Satan as we push back against his so not welcome flood of iniquity. And whether he calls it "Krisna consciousness" or "Zen" or "mothers little helper" we are not deceived: to us his real objective sticks out like a sore thumb and Sister Lycia - under the smiling approval of the Pastoral team - is brimming with fresh stuff to help us cut it off at the root.

Thank you, God..
and "Ha Ha" Satan! :haha:
There have been some excellent ideas for non-sex based activities that will be very effective in banishing thoughts of masturbation, harlorty, interspecies erotica, pornography, sexting, drugs, lap dancing, sensual massage, and the grotesque abuse of food from impressionable young minds - and I would like to add one that kept me fascinated, as a child, for hours.

http://www.myriadonline.co.uk/produc...-dolly-set.gif

I'm sure quite a few of us will remember French knitting. And there are larger sizes available too :)

http://blog.makezine.com/frenchknitting3_1.JPG

BUT A WORD OF CAUTION one young strumpet managed to sneak in the international symbol for
"I AM A PROSTITUTE AND AM OPEN FOR BUSINESS NOW"
even into this innocent French knitting alphabet! :fear2:


Another large sized model, showing how the stitching can be done, to make an actual garment to take home:


SarahWeiben 01-16-2011 04:12 PM

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[QUOTE=Mistress Cookie;671809]Dear JennySue:

Just speaking theoretically here...I bet there's nothing to stop a Probationary Member from making her OWN red sah and wearing it with PRIDE!

You Go, Girl (as the kids say today)

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Thats a very good idea Mistress Cookie!! I will make my own sash, and wear it to school tomorrow!

Sheldon the Swede 01-16-2011 04:45 PM

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It rather think it's a bad idea, young people should be informed about sex, how it goes and what you should or shouldn't do while doing it.

And by young I mean like 17-18 year is old enough for your first experience, because alot of divorces in young couples is because of bad sex, bad sex is a bad wedding, and if people don't know how to have sex it will be bad, and if they don't know how they must do it, it will end badly either way.

Bad sex causes divorces or bad weddings, and I don't think that's a good idea.

Sex is a beautiful thing that connects two lovers, why must you people bannish everything that's good about it, I don't say that watching porn is a good thing but they must know or do it at least once before marriage.

Bible Student 01-16-2011 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Sheldon the Swede (Post 676105)
It rather think it's a bad idea, young people should be informed about sex, how it goes and what you should or shouldn't do while doing it.

And by young I mean like 17-18 year is old enough for your first experience, because alot of divorces in young couples is because of bad sex, bad sex is a bad wedding, and if people don't know how to have sex it will be bad, and if they don't know how they must do it, it will end badly either way.

Bad sex causes divorces or bad weddings, and I don't think that's a good idea.

Sex is a beautiful thing that connects two lovers, why must you people bannish everything that's good about it, I don't say that watching porn is a good thing but they must know or do it at least once before marriage.

Joe S. Mcllhaney, Jr., M.D., president of The Medical Institute for Sexual Health says,
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Research indicates that couples who cohabit before marriage have a 50 percent higher divorce rate than those who don't. These couples also have higher rates of domestic violence and are more likely to be involved in sexual affairs. If a cohabiting couple gets pregnant, there is a high probability that the man will leave the relationship within two years, resulting in a single mom raising a fatherless child. As a matter of fact, people who have sex outside of marriage usually don't wind up marrying each other. Nope, not even when the thought of getting married was their reason for having sex.
http://www.marriageromance.com/stories/10802697703.htm

Leave it to a ferign atheist to get it all backasswards.

MitzaLizalor 01-16-2011 10:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Sheldon the Swede (Post 676105)
..think.......

the pot is rather calling the kettle black, methinks


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