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Professor Tyeisha X 06-02-2010 03:10 AM

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This past weekend, I had the pleasure of working with Sindee McAfee-Dunbar, one of the up and coming artistic geniuses in the San Francisco underground scene. We met at Hang Art last month, and instantly there was a fiery attraction between us, a yearning of two women to come together and create something magical with both our minds and our bodies.

My wife My'Shelle and I enjoy an open marriage and we both welcomed Sindee into our marital bed. During one exhausting late night orgy we had, Sindee came up with the idea that she should photograph My'Shelle and I. Nude and making love. We both thought this was an absolutely fabulous idea.

These photographs are the height of Sapphic erotica. It showcases the beauty of the female body and the evocative sensuality of women pleasuring each other. What is wonderful is that none of us have hourglass figures, nor perfect skin, or shapely breasts. We are natural women. My wife weighs 275 lbs and I, just a little bit less, but we both know we are beautiful women. Big, beautiful, black women.

This photo is entitled: Arch. That is me arching back while My'Shelle performs [perverted lesbian act] on me.

DISGUSTING PORNOGRAPHIC PHOTO DELETED


This photo is entitled: Strawberries and cream. I insert 5 strawberries inside My'Shelle and proceed to eat them out of her.

DISGUSTING PORNOGRAPHIC PHOTO DELETED

This last photo is entitled: Sisters. My'Shelle and I are with three other women -- a white, a Hispanic, and an Asian. All five of us share our bodies with each other. United, we are a sisterhood.

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I truly believe that art is liberating and can alter one's perception of the world. I hope this beautiful art leads you to become more tolerant of lesbianism and other races. I also hope you realize that you are wrong, and that I am right.

Rev. Jim Osborne 06-02-2010 03:13 AM

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Tyeisha, please do not post further pornographic pictures on this forum or risk being banned.

Just in case anyone was sick enough to wonder what the pictures were, imagine two brown elephants with flab and cellulite rolling around in dung.

Levi Jones 06-02-2010 03:20 AM

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I saw that. Why would you post things like that? WHY, WHY, WHY? I was hungry! Now, I'm going to go hungry, because what is seen cannot be unseen. :angry:

Pastor Ezekiel 06-02-2010 04:49 AM

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That was truly depraved. I've seen hundreds of hours of lezbean porno in my duties as a True Christian™ Pastor, but I have never seen anything as disgusting as those photos in my life. I didn't even know that positions like that were humanly possible. And the textures picked up by the camera...:bad:

I may never be the same. :unsure:

Nobar King 06-02-2010 04:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Professor Tyeisha X (Post 530881)
Sindee came up with the idea that she should photograph My'Shelle and I.

I think you meant to write 'My'Shelle and me'. I'm shocked that the professional standards have sunk so low in universities these days.

Professor Bessemer 06-02-2010 06:52 AM

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I saw the pictures right after they were posted and was stunned into a near catatonic state. I do not remember much, but my lab assistant found me cowering under my desk, repeating the same phrase over and over:

"The hair, the terrible HAIR!"

BelieverInGod 06-02-2010 07:19 AM

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What is wrong with you liebral sick perverts that you get off on showing your filth in public forums?

LydiaJohnson 06-03-2010 11:12 AM

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I'm just glad someone came along and deleted these before I saw them!

Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

That applies to lesbians too!

Mrs. Rogers 06-03-2010 12:56 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Professor Tyeisha X (Post 530881)
My wife weighs 275 lbs and I, just a little bit less, but we both know we are beautiful women. Big, beautiful, black women.

At 275 lbs your wife must of had great difficulty in the 1970's, performing that most depraved of then-popular feminazi acts -- squatting over hand-held mirrors. Obviously lesbian sex doesn't do one's figure any favours ... must be all the "eating" that lesbians brag on and on about doing. It all seems very unhygienic to me -- eating whilst having relations. Good and GODLY heterosexual intercourse doesn't muck about with strawberries and whatnot; just enough movement to make a Christian baby.

Food should always be eaten at the table -- never in bed! -- as I suspect stuffing one's face whilst between the sheets leads to lesbianism. That is all I wish to say about this filthy, depraved matter.

SUV 06-03-2010 01:42 PM

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Bless Reverend Osborne for deleting this filth before my Christian eyes could gaze upon it.

Curse Satan for shoving me into this thread with his pitchfork in the first place :(

Once was lost 06-03-2010 02:07 PM

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Thank you good moderators for deleting the Black Art photos by this dark colored lady before i signed in today. My prayers tonight will be for her and all the Lesbians out there. I pray no more will be converted over to their cause.

Rev. M. Rodimer 06-03-2010 04:59 PM

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Why is there a Spandex-clad man in your orgy? And why is he in that position . . . is he waiting for . . . :fear2:

http://www.treehugger.com/beached-whales.jpg

Billy Bob Jenkins 06-03-2010 05:03 PM

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Romans 1:26 (KJV 1611) For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:

I don't know what I'm even doing in this thread. I guess I'll be going now.

True Disciple 06-03-2010 08:11 PM

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I haven't seen the pictures, but based on what I've read so far, I can draw only one conclusion: Satan is preparing three extra-hot kettles (Size XXXXL) with boiling sulfur in the deepest pits of Hell.:sinner:

Bobby-Joe 06-03-2010 08:36 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins (Post 532248)
Romans 1:26 (KJV 1611) For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:

I don't know what I'm even doing in this thread. I guess I'll be going now.

Quoted for the truth! :fear2:

Logan 06-04-2010 01:19 AM

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What is this thread doing here?

jennabenna 06-04-2010 02:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Mrs. Rogers (Post 532052)
At 275 lbs your wife must of had great difficulty in the 1970's, performing that most depraved of then-popular feminazi acts -- squatting over hand-held mirrors. Obviously lesbian sex doesn't do one's figure any favours ... must be all the "eating" that lesbians brag on and on about doing. It all seems very unhygienic to me -- eating whilst having relations. Good and GODLY heterosexual intercourse doesn't muck about with strawberries and whatnot; just enough movement to make a Christian baby.

Food should always be eaten at the table -- never in bed! -- as I suspect stuffing one's face whilst between the sheets leads to lesbianism. That is all I wish to say about this filthy, depraved matter.

Yeah. Because anorexia is much healthier. You're bold posting these, Sister. The diables can't see it, but you're beautiful.

BelieverInGod 06-04-2010 02:31 AM

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Originally Posted by jennabenna (Post 532550)
Yeah. Because anorexia is much healthier. You're bold posting these, Sister. The diables can't see it, but you're beautiful.

You do realize that there's this large weight range called 'normal', don't you?

Oh wait, you're a liebral so no you don't. Your either a 275 obesity rights fighter, or a 95 pound (with 20 pound breasts) 'modern woman'.

Liebrals, nothing but extremists. :thumbdown:

jennabenna 06-04-2010 03:31 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by BelieverInGod (Post 532552)
You do realize that there's this large weight range called 'normal', don't you?

Oh wait, you're a liebral so no you don't. Your either a 275 obesity rights fighter, or a 95 pound (with 20 pound breasts) 'modern woman'.

Liebrals, nothing but extremists. :thumbdown:

DON'T talk to me about weight. You have no idea of anything real. You're stuck in your stupid old testament fantasy land while in the real world, people are dying every day. I know things that you'll never fathom.

BelieverInGod 06-04-2010 03:45 AM

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Originally Posted by jennabenna (Post 532577)
DON'T talk to me about weight. You have no idea of anything real. You're stuck in your stupid old testament fantasy land while in the real world, people are dying every day. I know things that you'll never fathom.

That's rather judgmental of you, especially when all I was saying is that there is a normal/healthy range of weight.

But no, you liebrals have made it so bad for women that we now have a four pound range (according to the magazines) If we hit 115lbs we're beached whales, if we hit 110lbs, we're starving ourselves. The worst part is that number just gets smaller as the years go by. Doesn't matter what kind of bone structure a woman has, doesn't matter how muscular she is, doesn't even matter how tall she is. The liebral media has spoken!


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