Down syndrome is a lifestyle choice!
Life is really easy. Obey God and you go to Heaven. Unfortunately liberal atheist Nazis are finding ways to make everything needlessly complicated. If you repeat something nonsensical over and over again, simple minded people start believing it. A well known example is homosexuals. More and more people believe that being gay is not a choice but something people are born with. Completely ridiculous of course. Fortunately there are always decent Christian people who are working on fixing these common misconceptions. Take Michele Bachmann's husband Marcus Bachmann for example. He has created the Christian counseling clinic where homosexuals can get cured from their disease by praying the gay away. Of course the liberal media is twisting this into claims that Marcus Bachmann himself is gay. This is utterly ridiculous as it would be impossible to become gay while you are married to a nice Christian lady like Michele Bachmann. There has been some debate on the $137,000 tax money Michele Bachmann allocated to her husbands business, but clearly we are talking about a Godly mission here, well worth some hard earned American tax dollars. But we have a bigger problem here. Most people recognize that being gay is just a filthy choice, comparable with choosing to become a hippie vegan or a vegetarian child rapist. Unfortunately only few people recognize that down syndrome is also a lifestyle choice! Down syndrome has been invented by people who are too lazy to study, too lazy to work and even too lazy to wipe their own butts. By acting like complete idiots they avoid scrutiny and get passed all checks in our system to receive free care and free money without ever having to do anything to actually deserve all that. Parents who are too lazy to properly raise their children teach their children to behave like drooling idiots so they no longer have to fulfill their parental duties. No doubt some liberal atheists will start screaming that being gay isn't a lifestyle choice, down syndrome isn't a lifestyle choice and being vegan isn't a lifestyle choice. Fortunately it is easy to prove that down syndrome is indeed nothing but a lifestyle choice! Most people choosing down syndrome are too lazy to have children. But those who do have children, always have children who are also choosing this lifestyle. Not different from hippie parents having hippie children, where being a hippie is also clearly a lifestyle choice. At least until some idiot liberal God mocker starts claiming that all hippies have a genetic disease forcing them to smoke pot. Unfortunately the misconception that down syndrome is not a lifestyle will be hard to fight. Parents having their children trained to behave like drooling idiots will refuse to cooperate because they are simply to lazy to properly raise their children. The solution here is to punish both the parents and the children. All of them should be put to work in labor camps. Also every medical and government program aimed at wasting money on these people should be terminated immediately. Michele Bachmann has already promised that she will solve all our economic problems in at most a week once she becomes president. This will no doubt be one of her ways to achieve that. |
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You are ever so right, my brother in Christ!
Atheists or as they should be called: Monkey Worshippers - tend to use the argument "If we're all created in gods image, then god has downs syndrome." God is perfect, god has no flaws, he can do anything. God didn't create mankind to be retarded, if people have any kind of mental disability they choose to have it (free will). I will never understand why mental asylums don't take in Monkey Worshippers and treat them as well for "mental illness":thumbdown: |
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Don't their clothes get dirty from all that drooling? :)
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Their clothes, much like their souls already are, do indeed get dirty. In the case of their clothes, however, they get money from hard working Christians to pay for someone else to clean them. As Brother Cranky said: Quote:
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You're ridiculous.
What else are you going to come up with, cancer is a choice? AIDS was created by the devil because we weren't worshipping him? You should seek metal help if you're not a troll. |
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Deuteronomy 28:22 The LORD shall smite thee with a consumption, and with a fever, and with an inflammation, and with an extreme burning, and with the sword, and with blasting, and with mildew; and they shall pursue thee until thou perish. Ooh, I wonder why God smites people with "wasting diseases"... I'll lay off the metal help, though. Metal help got that Bible tearer you worship in all kinds of trouble. |
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I'm not that sure about it, although your analysis is brilliant. I believe that borderline personality disorder and anorexia nervosa are lifestyle choices, since anorexia is just taking the vegan stuff a bit further.
However, Down syndrome might be the result of a human being born without soul. The thick throat, malformed face, clumsiness and low IQ are all features of a soulless beast. Since they lack soul, you don't have to feel guilt if you're cruel to a mongo. |
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Of course noone is born gay, what's next? That you're born to be a slut?
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All women are born to be sluts which is why True Christian men must keep such a close eye on their daughters, and why husbands must keep their wives home except when attending proper church events with proper escorts. |
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Can I point out that this has to be the worst lifestyle choice, ever?
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Is autism also a lifestyle choice? Some people are born with diseases how do you know it is not just Gods plan to have that person suffer. I can't believe you seriously believe that these disease are lifestyle choices. It is proven science (what you call atheist propaganda) that down syndrome is caused by an extra y/x chromosome. This cannot be a result of them committing some type of sin because it happens in the womb. Genetic mutation actually happens quite frequently, if it didn't we would all look the same!
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No one is born with these things. They are all choices and escapes used to be lazy. Back in my day, no kids were autistic and I never saw a single person with this downs BS.
It is all because they do not follow Gods Golden Rules. |
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I'd say that autism is rather a test. Autists are usually more eager to study books unattended. With proper parenting, the children will study the Bible, with bad parenting, the will read fantasy or sci/fi instead. An improperly parented autist might think that people who haven't read the "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" or "Lord of the Ring" are odd. Obsession by the number 42 is also common.
Increased rates of autism is thus a will of God, because He wants to see how good the parents are in guiding their children to Jesus. If you want the test to end or become less intensive, all you can do is to spank your kids diligently (Prov 13:24). However, if the rates suddenly drop, you'll get in trouble too, because this might mean that God refudiate parenting benchmarks altogether. This is likely to precede the Rapture, and you really need to spank your kids diligently to be Rapture Ready™. |
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trisomy 21 Look it up - see whether it has anything to do with x and y chromosomes. Or mutation. No wonder you can't understand the word of God. |
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Is that a "Which came first, the water or the wine" joke? |
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