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Cranky Old Man 08-06-2012 10:20 AM

Curiosity Mars "landing" BIGGEST NASA HOAX EVER!!!
 
Obama has done it again. Throwing away billions and billions of hard earned American tax dollars on yet another NASA hoax. Obama immediately gave a speech after this hoax landing claiming, I am not kidding here, just click the link, that all this nonsense will "save taxpayer dollars". Spending money to save money, only a democrat can say something so idiotic. The Bible warns us for people like Obama: Matthew 24:24 "For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect."

Let's look at the facts here. NASA has openly admitted that it is incapable of putting people in space. According to NASA only the Russians are capable of manned space flight. No doubt a Russian hoax, but that's a different story. :thumbdown:

And even though NASA has openly admitted they are incapable of putting humans in space they still haven't admitted to the Moon landing being a big hoax! As if it would be possible to bring someone to the Moon without putting them in space first. :wacko:

Proof of the Moon landing hoax (you can clearly see the flag moving due to the wind, even though NASA claims there is no air on the Moon, and also the shadows are clearly caused by multiple light sources):
http://i.imgur.com/YXPgH.jpg

Fake image of Curiosity landing (even a child can see it is fake, and if it would be real, as NASA claims, then what or who made this picture...:
http://i.imgur.com/R8AIE.jpg

This image of someone's backyard is worth billions of tax dollars?
http://i.imgur.com/0o3nx.jpg

Yet more proof NASA is a bunch of liars, shadows from multiple dirctions:
http://i.imgur.com/NuUVp.jpg

Another one, the shadow shows the "Sun" is behind, yet the front the suit is clearly highlighted by a light source:
http://i.imgur.com/txi04.jpg

Felicity 08-06-2012 10:42 AM

Re: Curiosity Mars "landing" BIGGEST HOAX EVER!!!
 
My father always says that Obama is the worst thing that ever happened to America. :angry:

Titus Templeton 08-06-2012 12:03 PM

Re: Curiosity Mars "landing" BIGGEST HOAX EVER!!!
 
If you look at the clip below you see that these NASA - "experts" are nothing more then homosexuals lusting after each other.


Pastor Ed Lowman 08-06-2012 02:11 PM

Re: Curiosity Mars "landing" BIGGEST HOAX EVER!!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Titus Templeton (Post 914514)
If you look at the clip below you see that these NASA - "experts" are nothing more then homosexuals lusting after each other.

I knew it and I've known it for a long time. All these lies and paperwork and "calculations" about so-called "space exploration" are more than enough to create a red tape-based smokescreen for satellite-assisted bukkake. This video is yet more evidence of that.

Zechariah Smyth 08-06-2012 02:11 PM

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I'm pretty sure I saw "Tonka" on the side of that thing.

:thumbdown:

godswraith1 08-06-2012 04:37 PM

Re: Curiosity Mars "landing" BIGGEST HOAX EVER!!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man (Post 914494)
Obama has done it again. Throwing away billions and billions of hard earned American tax dollars on yet another NASA hoax. Obama immediately gave a speech after this hoax landing claiming, I am not kidding here, just click the link, that all this nonsense will "save taxpayer dollars". Spending money to save money, only a democrat can say something so idiotic. The Bible warns us for people like Obama: Matthew 24:24 "For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect."

Let's look at the facts here. NASA has openly admitted that it is incapable of putting people in space. According to NASA only the Russians are capable of manned space flight. No doubt a Russian hoax, but that's a different story. :thumbdown:

And even though NASA has openly admitted they are incapable of putting humans in space they still haven't admitted to the Moon landing being a big hoax! As if it would be possible to bring someone to the Moon without putting them in space first. :wacko:

Proof of the Moon landing hoax (you can clearly see the flag moving due to the wind, even though NASA claims there is no air on the Moon, and also the shadows are clearly caused by multiple light sources):
http://i.imgur.com/YXPgH.jpg

Fake image of Curiosity landing (even a child can see it is fake, and if it would be real, as NASA claims, then what or who made this picture...):
http://i.imgur.com/R8AIE.jpg

This image of someone's backyard is worth billions of tax dollars?
http://i.imgur.com/0o3nx.jpg


How can you say a flag is moving in a still image

There was a metal rod put threw the flag to support the fabric if it was not there then the flag would of hung limply And would not of made for such a good photo

Also it was folded in transit which explain the creases And the rid did not fully extend

Jeremiah Gray 08-06-2012 10:50 PM

Re: Curiosity Mars "landing" BIGGEST HOAX EVER!!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by godswraith1 (Post 914689)
How can you say a flag is moving in a still image There was a metal rod put threw the flag to support the fabric if it was not there then the flag would of hung limply And would not of made for such a good photo Also it was folded in transit which explain the creases And the rid did not fully extend

How can that be a real image? We know from the Bible that the earth is flat. Isiah 40:22 - "It is he that sitteth vpon the circle of the earth, and the inhabitants thereof are as grashoppers; that stretcheth out the heauens as a curtaine, and spreadeth them out as a tent to dwel in" We also know that the Earth has pillars supporting it. Job 9:6 - "Which shaketh the earth out of her place, & the pillars thereof tremble". Obviously NASA is just making these works of art just to cover up the fact that Obama pockets all of their funding.

Cranky Old Man 08-07-2012 08:51 AM

Re: Curiosity Mars "landing" BIGGEST HOAX EVER!!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by godswraith1 (Post 914689)
Also it was folded in transit which explain the creases And the rid did not fully extend

Do you always believe everything NASA says?

I am curious what your explanation for the multiple light sources (clearly caused by studio lamps) on the Moon is. Multiple Suns?

Yet more proof NASA is a bunch of liars, shadows from multiple dirctions:
http://i.imgur.com/NuUVp.jpg

Yet another one, the shadow shows the "Sun" is behind, yet the front the suit is clearly highlighted by a light source:
http://i.imgur.com/txi04.jpg

Zechariah Smyth 08-07-2012 08:59 AM

Re: Curiosity Mars "landing" BIGGEST HOAX EVER!!!
 
Like there would be shadows on the moon in the first place...HELLOOOOOOO! How would you cast a shadow on something that is shining?

(Genesis 1:16) "And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also."

Atheists are so DUMB.

YiC,

Zech

Jooosha 08-07-2012 05:52 PM

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Zachariah4Christ 08-07-2012 06:50 PM

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I was so excited to watch the developments of the curiosity landing on Mars. The "fake" picture is of course not real! Even NASA says it's just an artists rendition of the spacecraft!

Either way, I eagerly await the higher resolution colour images that will follow later this week. God has made a magnificent and wonderful universe, and these new discoveries and technological advances are proof that such a vast and wonderful universe could have only been created by a high power.

Praise be to God.

Redeemed Papist 08-07-2012 07:37 PM

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Mars is a little moving light on the firmament.

MakesSense 08-08-2012 12:09 AM

Re: Curiosity Mars "landing" BIGGEST HOAX EVER!!!
 
Well, honestly if you think it is a hoax then you are poorly educated.

Also, when you say that the tax dollars are being wasted. That money is getting put right back into the economy. It is being spent on the engineers and companies that helped build the rover and supplied the parts.

Jedediah 08-08-2012 12:11 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by MakesSense (Post 915543)
Also, when you say that the tax dollars are being wasted. That money is getting put right back into the economy. It is being spent on the engineers and companies that helped build the rover and supplied the parts.

Do you have any idea how many churches could have been built with that money?

MakesSense 08-08-2012 12:14 AM

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Oh, and I almost forgot. If the government decided that churches are not longer tax exempt we could send a rover to Mars every two weeks.

This will probably get deleted and I will be banned but that's ok. Just thought you would want to know.

James Hutchins 08-08-2012 12:21 AM

Re: Curiosity Mars "landing" BIGGEST HOAX EVER!!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by MakesSense (Post 915550)
Oh, and I almost forgot. If the government decided that churches are not longer tax exempt we could send a rover to Mars every two weeks.

This will probably get deleted and I will be banned but that's ok. Just thought you would want to know.

Just think of the Church that the money spent by 'NASA' on these absurd hoaxes would buy!
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-35a_DLhWqV...-cathedral.jpg

At least Church is real.

Jedediah 08-08-2012 12:23 AM

Re: Curiosity Mars "landing" BIGGEST HOAX EVER!!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by MakesSense (Post 915550)
Oh, and I almost forgot. If the government decided that churches are not longer tax exempt we could send a rover to Mars every two weeks.

Well, I guess it's a good thing that we keep electing so many Godly Republicans to protect us against anti-Christian hatemongers like you. There's no telling what kind of righteous judgments the LORD would unleash on this Christian Nation if Jesus-hating fanatics like you were allowed to run amok and shake your fists at God.

Malachi 3:8-10
Will a man rob God? Yet ye have robbed me. But ye say, Wherein have we robbed thee? In tithes and offerings.
Ye are cursed with a curse: for ye have robbed me, even this whole nation.
Bring ye all the tithes into the storehouse, that there may be meat in mine house, and prove me now herewith, saith the LORD of hosts, if I will not open you the windows of heaven, and pour you out a blessing, that there shall not be room enough to receive it.


Besides, it's not like you're giving anything up, since the money is all God's to begin with. You're just giving Him back what is His.

Haggai 2:8
The silver is mine, and the gold is mine, saith the LORD of hosts.


But please continue in your hateful persecution of us for our cherished beliefs. I will simply pray for you.

Romans 12:14
Bless them which persecute you: bless, and curse not.


My moral compass is, after all, intact. Unlike some people...

Billy Bob Jenkins 08-08-2012 12:25 AM

Re: Curiosity Mars "landing" BIGGEST HOAX EVER!!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by James Hutchins (Post 915554)
Just think of the Church that the money spent by 'NASA' on these absurd hoaxes would buy!

At least Church is real.

Think deeply and in great detail about all the anal sex we could prevent with that kind of cash. It's exciting isn't it? :)

Jedediah 08-08-2012 12:29 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins (Post 915558)
Think deeply and in great detail about all the anal sex we could prevent with that kind of cash. It's exciting isn't it? :)

Exactly. We could form our own SuperPAC and donate it all directly into the campaigns of True Christian™ politicians who would enact Biblical Law once and for all.

Leviticus 20:13
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

Rev. Edward Clement 08-08-2012 04:57 AM

Re: Curiosity Mars "landing" BIGGEST HOAX EVER!!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins (Post 915558)
Think deeply and in great detail about all the anal sex we could prevent with that kind of cash. It's exciting isn't it? :)

Yes, a Biblical worthwhile cause, such as a high priority cause of "preventing anal sex," is what this world needs and not some faked photos of dirt and rocks.


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