Yoga is Satanic!
 

I wrote out some index cards and posted them provocatively inside some of the local news-boxes that promote yoga and meditation:
http://i350.photobucket.com/albums/q...aissatanic.jpg
I don't even know what God Yoda worships, but I'm pretty sure it's not Jesus.

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Amen brother! And don't fall for that "Christian Yoga" nonsense either! Yoga is an invitation to satan! :rtfm:

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:fie: yoga be so satanick, Mr.Nobar! here be a yoga man, an he be so evils that he make devil horns wiv his hole entire body, not just wiv his hands, like how other folks do :(

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I know something was wrong with Yoga. Only someone possessed could make their body do those strange things

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I hear one of the exercises is to make your head spin all the way around!

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I see that the Muslims are in agreement with you on this one.

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I agree, yoga is evil.

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Of course yoga is evil. It was invented by the dothead Hindoos for their satanic rituals.
[Please excuse the horrible following image]
Look at these heathens. Yoga is also a favorite pastime of the homers.
http://www3.allaroundphilly.com/blog...oga-770987.jpg

And I can only image that this vile sinners hand's are red because he had them in places unmentionable.
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/image...hu_afp220b.jpg

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Here is another yogurt dothead.

You can just feel the evil (and germs!) oozing from his pores!

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I have nothing to say to you .. wtf is wrong with you. Go out more. See what the world has to offer.

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Don't tell him to that, the world is very happy with him staying just where his, out of the way.

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AHHHH,,,,,,hahahahaha,,,,,, :lol:

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Hugging trees is satanic too. You won't be laughing when you're gargling scalding hot spunk down in hell. :sinner:

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Wow, if that man isn't possessed, I don't know what is. Just look at his eyes.

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WHY !!!!!

http://taccuinoditraduzione.files.wo...-nidrasana.jpg

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This looks like that foul pervert is attempting fellatio on himself!

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you people are retarded. and you think that catholics are a false religion? considering modern christianity came from Catholicism. dumbpiffles.

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@AtheistPride:
Why are you proud of being an atheist? You should be ashamed of that. You are ignorant of God, while other people know there is a God. Why would you be proud of being ignorant?

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I am NOT ignorant. I actually have a Masters Degree in Cultural Studies, and a Masters Degree in History. You are ignorant for saying that Yoga is against god. You are an ignorant piece of shit if you think that stretching your body is against god. In fact, people have been doing Yoga before Christianity was even ever thought of. So before you say that I'm ignorant, you need to do your research, and stop being an inbred retard.

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Them's some fantastic rhetorical skills you learned at that college. I bet they're glowing with pride to have you as an alumnus.