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"How did you get that idea?"
Could it possible have anything to do with it that people are ranting on countries, saying that everybody in that country will go to hell? |
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See! The Sagas are simply folktales – I suppose that you think that Hans Christian Anderson is a great prophet! :wacko: The Bible on the other hand is The Word of God, given to mankind through great and holy prophets. Landover Baptist Faith and Message statement "The Holy Bible, KJV1611, was written by men divinely inspired and is God's revelation of Himself to man. It is a perfect treasure of divine instruction. It has God for its author, salvation for its end, and truth, without any mixture of error, for its matter. Therefore, all Scripture therein is totally true and trustworthy.” |
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it seems you people are just as intolerant towards other religions as i feared, and you'll all burn in hell
Me, Viking Gunnar and VikingfromIceland will see you and laugh at you from above |
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Do you really believe that your comic-book religion is the one true path? |
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1.Thou shalt have no other gods before me. Deuteronomy 5:7 7Þú skalt ekki hafa aðra guði en mig. |
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I just recieved this from the forum: "This infraction is worth 1000 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire."
HELL YEAH I GOT A 1000 POINTS!!!! I WIN just delete my account you ignorant bunch of inbred little children of satan... see how much i care If Jesus suffered for you lot, he must be really dissapointed by now in all of you. But as you yourself say, it's not to late to repent and seek Jesus. i hope your deaths will be painful, piffle you best regards, Vigvste |
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(Sad really, very sad, and yet, was not it foretold that we True Christians™ should suffer and be persecuted?) |
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Kneel before Æsirs and thou shalt be spared! I quote the Eddas, as told by divine Odin himself. Völuspá Creation of mankind 17. Then from the throng did three come forth, From the home of the gods, the mighty and gracious; Two without fate on the land they found, Ask and Embla, empty of might. 18. Soul they had not, sense they had not, Heat nor motion, nor goodly hue; Soul gave Othin, sense gave Hönir, Heat gave Lothur and goodly hue. Ragnarök 57. The sun turns black, earth sinks in the sea, The hot stars down from heaven are whirled; Fierce grows the steam and the life-feeding flame, Till fire leaps high about heaven itself. Surrendering yourself to the Æsirs is not too late. Live humble and prosper. |
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This is a very powerful prayer against Witchcraft. This prayer can shut down witches and satanists forever. Being that this prayer basically shuts down the senders of the hexes and vexes by returning their evil to them sevenfold.
Father, In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, I plead the precious uncorruptable blood of Jesus over myself and my family and everything that belongs to us. I ask for giant warrior Angels to be loosed from Heaven to surround and protect us. As your war club and weapons of war I break down, undamn, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, physic prayers, physic thought, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, physic power, physic warfare, prayer chains, and everything else being sent my way or my family members way, and I return it and the demons to the senders right now!, SEVENFOLD, and I BIND it to them by the Blood of Jesus! Father, I pray that these lost souls will find the light of your son Jesus.. Their own snares and traps have been set against themselves.. In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth I now loose them from all mindcontrol of satan!.. Father I also ask that you Bind the Holy Spirit to there hearts as a guide to your son Jesus.. So they may be set free from the bondages of satan. In Jesus name I pray.. Amen |
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nope that prayer didn't work i'm still here.... you'll have to do better than asking a dead guy for help
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Hel, godess of Niflheim is working through you! |
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The pain...
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it seems your efforts are futile mr. Ezekiel
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Indeed, let's go and find our longships to plunder some churches?
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yes fellow viking, and lets bring some snow for i can only sleep in an igloo
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Yeah me to. It's really hard to sleep without snow.
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Would you nincompoops stop prattling on? Start talking about JESUS, or put a sock in it!
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Jesus loves Europeans - including Icelanders, that's why he has not stopped me or sent me any message to stop.
You have no right to tell me what to do! Only god can judge me! :innocent: |
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I repeat, Only god can judge me. Not some amish people on the internet that just discovered the magics of the computer and the internet!
You have made Jesus very sad, now you sir, will go to hell - enjoy! Oh, by the way. This 10 minutes post restrictration is really getting on my nerves! It's like a modern Nazi Third Reich! |
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