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VikingFromIceland 02-17-2010 12:19 PM

Re: God Hates Iceland!
 
"How did you get that idea?"

Could it possible have anything to do with it that people are ranting on countries, saying that everybody in that country will go to hell?

Ezekiel Bathfire 02-17-2010 12:26 PM

Re: God Hates Iceland!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Viking Gunnar (Post 472926)
I know very well that Mjölnir was not used for hammering nails in general. But if your Messiah really existed at some period of time, Thor might have made an exception for his holy punishment of your false god.

For so it is written in the Eddas

Odin married [obscenity deleted], the daughter of Fjörgvin. From this family has come all the kindred that inhabited ancient Asgard and those kingdoms that belonged to it. Members of this family are called the Æsir, and they are all divinities. This must be the reason why Odin is called All-Father. He is the father of all the gods and men and of everything that he and his power created.

You cannot refute what has been written in the Eddas for they are told by Odin himself.

Listen up heathen! In American, which is a far more advance Language (given to us by God) “saga” means “a long, badly written and boring folk tale invented to amuse people with nothing else to do during 6 months of darkness.”


See! The Sagas are simply folktales – I suppose that you think that Hans Christian Anderson is a great prophet! :wacko:

The Bible on the other hand is The Word of God, given to mankind through great and holy prophets.

Landover Baptist Faith and Message statement
"The Holy Bible, KJV1611, was written by men divinely inspired and is God's revelation of Himself to man. It is a perfect treasure of divine instruction. It has God for its author, salvation for its end, and truth, without any mixture of error, for its matter. Therefore, all Scripture therein is totally true and trustworthy.”

vigvste 02-17-2010 12:36 PM

Re: God Hates Iceland!
 
it seems you people are just as intolerant towards other religions as i feared, and you'll all burn in hell

Me, Viking Gunnar and VikingfromIceland will see you and laugh at you from above

Mrs. Rogers 02-17-2010 12:41 PM

Re: God Hates Iceland!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by vigvste (Post 472939)
it seems you people are just as intolerant towards other religions as i feared, and you'll all burn in hell

Me, Viking Gunnar and VikingfromIceland will see you and laugh at you from above

It would seem your silly religion has more in common with Christianity than you think. Except that you will be in hell, while we will be in heaven.

Do you really believe that your comic-book religion is the one true path?

Ezekiel Bathfire 02-17-2010 12:42 PM

Re: God Hates Iceland!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by vigvste (Post 472939)
it seems you people are just as intolerant towards other religions as i feared, and you'll all burn in hell

Me, Viking Gunnar and VikingfromIceland will see you and laugh at you from above

Of course we are intolerant of "other religions". There are NO "other religions" just deluded people who worship their invisible friends.

1.Thou shalt have no other gods before me. Deuteronomy 5:7
7Þú skalt ekki hafa aðra guði en mig.

vigvste 02-17-2010 12:49 PM

Re: God Hates Iceland!
 
I just recieved this from the forum: "This infraction is worth 1000 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire."

HELL YEAH I GOT A 1000 POINTS!!!! I WIN

just delete my account you ignorant bunch of inbred little children of satan... see how much i care
If Jesus suffered for you lot, he must be really dissapointed by now in all of you. But as you yourself say, it's not to late to repent and seek Jesus.

i hope your deaths will be painful, piffle you
best regards, Vigvste

Ezekiel Bathfire 02-17-2010 12:54 PM

Re: God Hates Iceland!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by vigvste (Post 472947)
[...]
If Jesus suffered for you lot, he must be really dissapointed by now in all of you. But as you yourself say, it's not to late to repent and seek Jesus.

i hope your deaths will be painful, piffle you
best regards, Vigvste

And now, Brothers and Sisters, we see the true colors of the false Christian, who wishes devilish torture on those who worship The One True God.

(Sad really, very sad, and yet, was not it foretold that we True Christians™ should suffer and be persecuted?)

Viking Gunnar 02-17-2010 12:57 PM

Re: God Hates Iceland!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire (Post 472942)
1.Thou shalt have no other gods before me. Deuteronomy 5:7
7Þú skalt ekki hafa aðra guði en mig.

Your Christian false gods where invented to become a popular believe.

Kneel before Æsirs and thou shalt be spared!

I quote the Eddas, as told by divine Odin himself.

Völuspá

Creation of mankind
17. Then from the throng
did three come forth,
From the home of the gods,
the mighty and gracious;
Two without fate
on the land they found,
Ask and Embla,
empty of might.

18. Soul they had not,
sense they had not,
Heat nor motion,
nor goodly hue;
Soul gave Othin,
sense gave Hönir,
Heat gave Lothur
and goodly hue.

Ragnarök
57. The sun turns black,
earth sinks in the sea,
The hot stars down
from heaven are whirled;
Fierce grows the steam
and the life-feeding flame,
Till fire leaps high
about heaven itself.


Surrendering yourself to the Æsirs is not too late.
Live humble and prosper.

Pastor Ezekiel 02-17-2010 01:00 PM

Re: God Hates Iceland!
 
This is a very powerful prayer against Witchcraft. This prayer can shut down witches and satanists forever. Being that this prayer basically shuts down the senders of the hexes and vexes by returning their evil to them sevenfold.

Father,
In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, I plead the precious uncorruptable blood of Jesus over myself and my family and everything that belongs to us. I ask for giant warrior Angels to be loosed from Heaven to surround and protect us. As your war club and weapons of war I break down, undamn, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, physic prayers, physic thought, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, physic power, physic warfare, prayer chains, and everything else being sent my way or my family members way, and I return it and the demons to the senders right now!, SEVENFOLD, and I BIND it to them by the Blood of Jesus!

Father, I pray that these lost souls will find the light of your son Jesus.. Their own snares and traps have been set against themselves.. In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth I now loose them from all mindcontrol of satan!.. Father I also ask that you Bind the Holy Spirit to there hearts as a guide to your son Jesus.. So they may be set free from the bondages of satan.

In Jesus name I pray..
Amen

vigvste 02-17-2010 01:11 PM

Re: God Hates Iceland!
 
nope that prayer didn't work i'm still here.... you'll have to do better than asking a dead guy for help

Viking Gunnar 02-17-2010 01:13 PM

Re: God Hates Iceland!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel (Post 472951)
This is a very powerful prayer against Witchcraft. This prayer can shut down witches and satanists forever. Being that this prayer basically shuts down the senders of the hexes and vexes by returning their evil to them sevenfold.

Father,
In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, I plead the precious uncorruptable blood of Jesus over myself and my family and everything that belongs to us. I ask for giant warrior Angels to be loosed from Heaven to surround and protect us. As your war club and weapons of war I break down, undamn, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, physic prayers, physic thought, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, physic power, physic warfare, prayer chains, and everything else being sent my way or my family members way, and I return it and the demons to the senders right now!, SEVENFOLD, and I BIND it to them by the Blood of Jesus!

Father, I pray that these lost souls will find the light of your son Jesus.. Their own snares and traps have been set against themselves.. In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth I now loose them from all mindcontrol of satan!.. Father I also ask that you Bind the Holy Spirit to there hearts as a guide to your son Jesus.. So they may be set free from the bondages of satan.

In Jesus name I pray..
Amen

Holey Moley! What's happening to my hands? And my face? It feels like I'm being stabbed all over my body! What kind of demonic sorcery is this?
Hel, godess of Niflheim is working through you!

VikingFromIceland 02-17-2010 01:44 PM

Re: God Hates Iceland!
 
The pain...

vigvste 02-17-2010 01:52 PM

Re: God Hates Iceland!
 
it seems your efforts are futile mr. Ezekiel

VikingFromIceland 02-17-2010 01:55 PM

Re: God Hates Iceland!
 
Indeed, let's go and find our longships to plunder some churches?

vigvste 02-17-2010 02:03 PM

Re: God Hates Iceland!
 
yes fellow viking, and lets bring some snow for i can only sleep in an igloo

VikingFromIceland 02-17-2010 02:16 PM

Re: God Hates Iceland!
 
Yeah me to. It's really hard to sleep without snow.

Mrs. Rogers 02-17-2010 02:21 PM

Re: God Hates Iceland!
 
Would you nincompoops stop prattling on? Start talking about JESUS, or put a sock in it!

VikingFromIceland 02-17-2010 02:26 PM

Re: God Hates Iceland!
 
Jesus loves Europeans - including Icelanders, that's why he has not stopped me or sent me any message to stop.

You have no right to tell me what to do!

Only god can judge me! :innocent:

James Dewitt 02-17-2010 02:33 PM

Re: God Hates Iceland!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by VikingFromIceland (Post 472985)
Jesus loves Europeans - including Icelanders, that's why he has not stopped me or sent me any message to stop.

You have no right to tell me what to do!

Only god can judge me! :innocent:

God has done just that, enjoy your time in Hell.

VikingFromIceland 02-17-2010 02:47 PM

Re: God Hates Iceland!
 
I repeat, Only god can judge me. Not some amish people on the internet that just discovered the magics of the computer and the internet!
You have made Jesus very sad, now you sir, will go to hell - enjoy!

Oh, by the way. This 10 minutes post restrictration is really getting on my nerves! It's like a modern Nazi Third Reich!


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