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TC Patriot 10-29-2010 11:03 PM

Why is Jesus Portrayed as a Sissy in Paintings
 
http://www.newsbiscuit.com/wp-conten...0/01/jesus.jpg

A man's hair should be short, and a woman's long. "Doth not even nature itself teach you, that, if a man have long hair, it is a shame unto him? But if a woman have long hair, it is a glory to her: for her hair is given her for a covering." -- 1 Corinthians 11: 14-15

Jo Freddie 10-29-2010 11:09 PM

Re: Why is Jesus Portrayed as a Sissy in Paintings
 
Maybe someone is trying to give you a hint that it is all made up.

Personally I feel the such subtlety is wasted on the target audience.

Levi Jones 10-29-2010 11:14 PM

Re: Why is Jesus Portrayed as a Sissy in Paintings
 
Amen! I much prefer this visage of our LORD.

http://tenpercent.files.wordpress.co...adassjesus.jpg

http://reconstitution.us/pic/2008/jesusistan_gun.jpg

TC Patriot 10-29-2010 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Jo Freddie (Post 626644)
Maybe someone is trying to give you a hint that it is all made up.

Personally I feel the such subtlety is wasted on the target audience.

When you are in HELL roasting on Satan's pitch fork you'll see just how made up it is.:devil:

REPENT!:jesus:

Ezekiel Bathfire 10-29-2010 11:23 PM

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You have a point. As I was contemplating if God meant REALLY long hair, Nephew Zebulun came round to see if he and Miss Honey could use my Prayer Retreat in the Catskills.

I pointed out your post and he replied that once he had returned to his apartment, he would email me the original image: here it is: (Does Jesus' neck look long or is it my astigmatism?)

TC Patriot 10-30-2010 12:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire (Post 626664)
You have a point. As I was contemplating if God meant REALLY long hair, Nephew Zebulun came round to see if he and Miss Honey could use my Prayer Retreat in the Catskills.

I pointed out your post and he replied that once he had returned to his apartment, he would email me the original image: here it is: (Does Jesus' neck look long or is it my astigmatism?)

I think except for sports LeRoy Nieman most artists are a bunch of homers. Jesus probably has a haircut much like George W Bush.

Levi Jones 10-30-2010 12:09 AM

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Originally Posted by TC Patriot (Post 626728)
I think except for sports LeRoy Nieman most artists are a bunch of homers. Jesus probably has a haircut much like George W Bush.

Wyatt Mann is pretty good too. :thumbsup:

SheepOfGod 11-06-2010 05:05 AM

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I blame the cathlicks.

:pope: = :devil:

WilliamJenningsBryan 11-06-2010 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by SheepOfGod (Post 631329)
I blame the cathlicks.

:pope: = :devil:

You are indeed on target with this SheepOfGod. The hegemony that the cathylick church held over Jesus and religion kept most of Europe in the dark and impoverished during the Middle Ages. Even with the flowering of the Renaissance the evil empire held sway in the world of art and the portrayal of our Lord - and the Renaissance brought back many pagan myths from Greek and Roman subjects that insulted God.

Minecraft 11-06-2010 02:56 PM

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Jesus is a sissy. The painting of him being strong are 100% un-genuine. The ones of him being a sissy baby are real.

Titus Templeton 11-06-2010 03:07 PM

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Jesus was more a bodybuilder and Fighter then a everything else. I mean look at the airplane in Cuba, he crushed it with his own hands. Glory!


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