Why is Jesus Portrayed as a Sissy in Paintings
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A man's hair should be short, and a woman's long. "Doth not even nature itself teach you, that, if a man have long hair, it is a shame unto him? But if a woman have long hair, it is a glory to her: for her hair is given her for a covering." -- 1 Corinthians 11: 14-15 |
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Maybe someone is trying to give you a hint that it is all made up.
Personally I feel the such subtlety is wasted on the target audience. |
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Amen! I much prefer this visage of our LORD.
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You have a point. As I was contemplating if God meant REALLY long hair, Nephew Zebulun came round to see if he and Miss Honey could use my Prayer Retreat in the Catskills.
I pointed out your post and he replied that once he had returned to his apartment, he would email me the original image: here it is: (Does Jesus' neck look long or is it my astigmatism?) |
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I blame the cathlicks.
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Jesus is a sissy. The painting of him being strong are 100% un-genuine. The ones of him being a sissy baby are real.
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Jesus was more a bodybuilder and Fighter then a everything else. I mean look at the airplane in Cuba, he crushed it with his own hands. Glory!
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