Is Planet Neptune Gay?
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These are the so-called "planets". They are stars that wander, stars that have produced lots of revolting fictional literature and pictorial material produced by tellyscoopes and computer graphics. They are there (Genesis 1:16). Obviousy, they are nothing of the kind depicted above but the main issue is not the ridiculous, delusional character of modern astrology but the way how these stories affect our youth and turn them into whorish mindless followers of Satan incapable of any individual thought that is characteristic of our following the Bible. Even worse, lots of planetary data concentrate on things that inevitably lead to sodomy. Because of this, we shall now take the astronomical data at face value and explain how it destroys the chaste mind of a young boy and makes him a desperate sodomite. Neptune. Is it gay!? Verily, the planet itself testifies that it is. As you can see above, it is depicted with the ultra-violent color, the favorite among homosexualists. And then there's THIS. https://pics.onsizzle.com/im-gay-ckt...s-16124257.png Proud self-identification. Plus the musicals. Gaydom often also uses pink and ultra-violent overtones. Is this all caused by the effects that Neptune has on the population? It probably is and that is why this planet should be destroyed. http://www.projectq.us/images/upload...-dress--38.jpg OK, time to assess the astronomical (it's not rocket science) data about this planet.
http://astrology.dinamani.com/wp-con...gs-491x264.jpg Rings? Could this mean an anal ring that is used for different types of fornication. It probably does. What we do know for certain is that these rings are used to worship false gods. I know that everyone is thinking about the "planet Uranus" by now but that would be a bit too obvious, wouldn't it?
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...teus_Color.png Yes, it is a scrotum. Proof positive. The pink ball-sack of blasphemy! Neptune harbors sinners such as this moon in its orbit. Neptune is gay. Avoid looking at it (or anything) with a tellyscoop. Write to your congressman (I dare say that it would be a total waste of time to write to a congresswoman), Pastor Ezekiel of President Trump and call for the nukes. Pray for Jesus. Burn the astronomy books. Go to the malls and proclaim this: Repent. The Kingdom of God is at hand! Neptune is gay! :repent: Yours in Christ, Elmer :bye: The Planets |
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Those people with the upside-down heads. Could you please include a warning in future posts, should any be depicted?
Im' going to lie dow nnow not feeing so good, that 117 & the other 2 with their relaxed muscles ..do they even have morrors? Ew. |
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Neptune, maybe. But I've always though Uranus seemed a little sketchy. :thumbdown:
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There is a demon called "Neptune" using a 3-pointed pitchfork motif and worshipped by the Romans and Greeks (who called the demon Poseidon) indeed many people still worship demons today. "Pride" marches are an example of that where many people actually become demon possessed. The trident is a mockery of The Holy Trinity dreamed up in anticipation of the Gospel message to get as many people worshipping demons as possible before Jesus commenced His ministry. Satan does that a lot, stealing a doctrine and implanting it well in advance just as he is doing today prior to Jesus returning. He doesn't care what you call it as long as you worship it.
And the gays will worship just about anything. |
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Dear LAWD this is worse than i thought.I did some research on this demonic moon.
Did you know that a little research on this matter reveals that not only was the "planet" homosexual,but is also the supreme ruler of HELL! and that roman soldiers participated in homoerotic acts like it was a normal activity while praying to a plethora of Aegean deities disguising their names. Just like the pagan Greek god Hades is the same as Pluto!:fear2: NASA is an evil Satan worshiping branch of the Illuminati that intentionally named these stars after demons in an act of trying to hypnotize Christians into becoming scientists,doctors,and other such occupations instead of being dutiful lambs of GOD. Beware of these deceitful people who claim that science and medicine will improve the world we live in but this is just as bad as kissing gays. Romans 1:22 Below is a picture of the demon Pluto and remember to teach your kids the right way by telling them earth is the only planet and that science is worshiping these glorified stars.And good luck. http://s9.postimg.org/lhzbb41dn/Plutone.jpg |
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So if Asteroids crash into Neptune we could consider this the stoning of a homosexual?
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Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street might still be in the closet gay, but that purple Tinky Winky of the Teletubbies is a flaming homer hell bent on corrupting our children.
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:hmmm: I dunno. For some reason (which I cannot quite verbalize), the planet that sounds most gay to me is Uranus. :ph34r:
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Brother Doctor White, I really like your idea about nukes.
We've got so many of the old ones laying around, and I know our dear President Trump wants to spend money getting some shiny new ones. (That is, once he has escorted Hillary Clinton to Gitmo and tortured the details about the location of all that uranium that she smuggled in her vagina monologue to some other country. I don't remember which one it was.) In order to make room for new nukes, we need to get rid of the old ones. The best way to do this is to fire them at something. (Hello, there! They are designed to fly. I don't know why we would bother shipping them via truck cross country to some storage facility.) With the information provided by Brother Doctor White, a case can be made to give President Trump the treat of a lifetime. He so very much wants to press the button, so let the man press the button! We blow up that unholy nutsack moon, and all the Moonies and their nutty leader in North Korea will see that we really have the goods. They will no longer doubt that Trump can and will blow their country to little bitty pieces that might very well end up orbiting Neptune as a mini-moon. The whole world will take notice and other countries will finally start paying America what it owes us for all the protection and stability that we provide. I LOVE this idea. I'm sure no one has ever come up with any similar plan, and I am sure that nothing could possibly go wrong. What do you think my Brothers and Sisters in Christ? |
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Goodness,I must clarify,I do NOT believe that earth is in motion. The fact of the matter is that earth is GOD's special training ground for us humans to show our devotion and he set the rest of the galaxy in motion to test our faith.
As such the earth is the center of the universe because nothing of importance is out there waiting for us(besides space demons),so these space programs are bringing us nothing other than pain and wasting our money(money that could be used to build mega-churches that would actually help mankind). |
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What is: galaxy ..?
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I believe scientists refer to the dead zone between Heaven,Earth,and Hell as galaxy but im not exactly sure.
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We know that all science is evil: 1 Timothy 6:20 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called: In fact, we know that God hates smart people: 1 Corinthians 1:19-21 19 For it is written, I will destroy the wisdom of the wise, and will bring to nothing the understanding of the prudent. 20 Where is the wise? where is the scribe? where is the disputer of this world? hath not God made foolish the wisdom of this world? 21 For after that in the wisdom of God the world by wisdom knew not God, it pleased God by the foolishness of preaching to save them that believe. Our goal as Christians is to be fools in the eyes of the world: 1 Corinthians 4:9-10 9 For I think that God hath set forth us the apostles last, as it were appointed to death: for we are made a spectacle unto the world, and to angels, and to men. 10 We are fools for Christ's sake, but ye are wise in Christ; we are weak, but ye are strong; ye are honourable, but we are despised. In the end, we will be the one laughing at the real fools - who will be roasting in the deepest pits of :hell-2:: Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death. |
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God is very clear about the region below the sky and explains it here:
GENESIS 1 .KJV . look upThis in fact was one of the first things God created. GENESIS 1 .KJV . look upWhen we append other explanations or meld together cards from the false tradition of science, confusion arises where God intended clarity. Using the definition suggested in post #13 demonstrates that quite well, especially when reading Genesis 2: GENESIS 2 .KJV . look up . more hereWith the clarity of God's Word muddied in this way, the door is opened for additional error by suggesting that "heavens" indicates multiple such structures because if "heaven" contains an "atmosphere" then multiple heavens must contain multiple atmospheres. And that requires multiple earths. For example, reading a psalm one could imagine the false scientific model to be reflected, allowing numerous planets to be orbiting numerous stars with numerous atmospheres. PSALM 115 .KJV . look upThat necessitates that our own world is "also" a planet which requires motion. And yet The Bible is very straightforward here, the earth is not in motion but established upon foundations to make sure that it cannot move, other than minor tremblings in situ when God oscillates the pillars supporting us and the wonderful world He made which, if indeed He did make it, He must know everything about and even if we allow that He may not know whether my great-great-great-great-great-granddaughter will pierce her ears or perhaps wear a bone through her nose (but I do not allow that) He would still know such a macro-detail as the foundations of His creation upon which her antics will be enacted. ZECHARIAH 12 .KJV . look upTo me, that is self evident. |
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So let me get this straight, you say that Neptune a non-sentient "planet" is homosexual and that NASA "named" all the "planets" after "pagan" "god" Poseidon.
But wasn't the "planets" after Greek and roman gods before Christianity was brought to light/made, plus they weren't pagans either pagans were and still are a different religion but yes they may be idolaters but that's was the belief at the time. And anything can look like testicular even a bald mans scrunched up head can. Homosexuals only use bright and vibration colours because homosexuality is associated with colours of a rainbow because of stereotyping. |
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Also, may I remind you that homosexuals stole the rainbow flag from the Incas. Whose royals were incestuous, but not homosexuals! :nono: |
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It's terrible what they've done. Just last week I found some lovely fabric, and have in fact been checking out background shades with my assistants and we're quite excited about some of the prints, anyway I suddenly thought “But what about ‘the gays’” due to their having hijacked certain patterns for their own purposes. So disappointed, we decided against what we would have certainly chosen otherwise.
Much like the heroin addict, these freaks need to recruit new members so that their choice seems more normal. And like the heroins the homosexuals need to ensure future supplies. The rainbow was chosen for that reason. Of course we know that a baby can be born addicted to heroin and God assures us that malady will be cured through prayer. But no baby is born desirous of coupling with any other baby or with anything at all, despite what the Pride movement tells us. "Born that way" is necessarily a lie and to associate something so universally attractive as a rainbow with a lie is reprehensible. The same theme finds expression in astrology. Red, blue, turquoise, orange, yellow zooming across the sky like vivid sequins or overinflated beachballs. Is it an accident that these hues are the ones most appealing to the human eye? No. They were chosen deliberately. And when something is deliberate there's a reason behind it. Astrologers need to feather their future nests just as much as heroin addicts and have invented their zingy planets for the same reason. Did they invent taupe planets? Any light black orbs proposed? No. Beige? No. Beaver? Umber? No. Homosexuals often consult horoscopes, even defining themselves as Ophiuchian and becoming anxious during retrograde motions but nothing is more retrograde than the lifestyle they've chosen, leading back to the pagan orgies so reviled by God who has promised very specific outcomes for such behaviours. Christians, set free from debauchery, have no need for made up planets. God warned us against worshipping actual planets so true Christians do not need the falsehoods of "science" which not only contradict The Bible but remove disincentives when heathen activities are suggested. The consequences, including rum, sodomy and Ophiuchus are all around. What more evidence could be needed? II Kings 23:5 And he put down the idolatrous priests, whom the kings of Judah had ordained to burn incense in the high places in the cities of Judah, and in the places round about Jerusalem; them also that burned incense unto Baal, to the sun, and to the moon, and to the planets, and to all the host of heaven. . .Homosexuals are very fond of incense. Attachment 27096 |
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Case closed. PS, are you Catholic? |
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