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Jeb Stuart Thurmond 10-16-2009 08:07 AM

2009 Noble Prize Nominees
 
2009 Noble Prize Nominees: add them here!

Obama's theft of the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize has shown the world the liberal bias of the Sweden-based Nobel Prizes. True Christians, however, have long known that the Nobel Prize was a tool used by the Swedes to export their socialism onto an unsuspecting world.

So, as a fair and balanced alternative to the Nobel Prize, we are proud to introduce the first edition of the Noble Prize. Please use this thread to recommend nominees.

Noble Peace Prize:

Dick Cheney
Erik Prince (CEO, Blackwater/Xe)

Noble Prize for Psychology

James Dobson (Focus on the Family)

Noble Prize for Economics

Tough call! Pretty much all of Wall Street, who are the only people these days making money, and therefore producing wealth. Also Henry Paulson, for his ingenious bailouts that made all that wealth creation possible.

Noble Prize for Chemistry

The good folks at Metholidical Labs inc. for their innovations in child's cough syrup, military-grade calmative agents, and many undisclosed products.

Noble Prize for Geology

Sarah Palin, for her "Drill Baby Drill" theory of renewing "nonrenewable" resources

Noble Prize for Mathematics

Whoever discovered the National Debt late last January. What a revelation!

Noble Prize for Genetics

So many brilliant creation scientists to choose from. Where do I start?

Any other categories?

Please recommend them.

Pastor Ezekiel 10-16-2009 11:54 AM

Re: 2009 Noble Prize Nominees
 
Nobel Prize for Religion:


Pastor Deacon Fred

Pastor Isaac Peters 10-16-2009 04:16 PM

Re: 2009 Noble Prize Nominees
 
Noble Prize for Paleontology:

Dr. Kent Hovind

Noble Prize for Strength in the Face of Anti-Christian Persecution:

Dr. Kent Hovind

Noble Prize for Medicine:

Pastor Kenneth W. Yeager, Faith Tabernacle Congregation, Philadelphia, PA, for preaching God's holy truth of faith healing so mightily that his congregants practice it (and in a blue state, no less — surely the Spirit works through him)

Bobby-Joe 10-16-2009 04:21 PM

Re: 2009 Noble Prize Nominees
 
I have to say I find Obama's peace prize personally offensive. Just because Obama is so annoying articulate he gets all the credit for Cheny's hard work in creating all these conflicts like possible Cold War with Europe. Sure, after the Bush administration foreign policy a talking monkey could be made president would come across as a Gandhi but were is the hard work there? No the credit should go to the man who created the conflict in the first place that made peace possible Dick Cheny.


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