How to Kill All Annoying People - BIBLE STYLE !!!
How to Kill All Annoying People - BIBLE STYLE !!!
No doubt your mood has been destroyed by something called "Gangnam Style". The filthy porn movie Obama used to seduce innocent young people into voting Him into raping America for four more years. After breaking two Bibles on my wive's head for failing to prevent this disaster from happening, it occurred to me we need a different approach here. The problem, I realized, is that our youth no longer knows what God is about. Decades of relentless lies by fluffy bunny Christians ignoring 99% of the Holy Bible have completely corrupted God's image. Instead of the relentless killer of those who disobey or annoy Him True Christians™ know Him to be, many people nowadays believe Christ was a gentle gay vegetarian lover of everyone spending all his time handing out flowers and paying insanely high taxes to fund Obamacare. This false image has to be corrected! 1st Peter 2:13-17 and Romans 13:1-7 command us to obey secular laws. With Obama refusing to implement Biblical law in America, this means our youth does not get to see America the way God intended it in His Holy Bible! What would America look like if Obama would have lost the elections and a True Christian™ would implement Biblical law in America!? Godly laws instead of all the liberal nonsense laws we have nowadays that are only useful to wipe your behind with. Laws that make Jesus puke each and every day. Laws that are not even close to God's Holy commandments. Laws that have made America weak and our enemies strong. Laws that have sent our jobs to those Chinese cheaters. Which ADULTS we are allowed to KILL ??? - BIBLE STYLE !!!
http://i.imgur.com/vKav9.jpg Which CHILDREN we are allowed to KILL ??? - BIBLE STYLE !!!
http://i.imgur.com/YI4NO.jpg HOW Can We Kill Them ??? - BIBLE STYLE !!!
http://i.imgur.com/nWGWd.jpg Our Future - BIBLE STYLE !!! I am certain once our youth realizes that Biblical law would legally allow them to go on a killing spree - BIBLE STYLE - and allow them to rape and kill anyone who annoys God, they will never vote for a traitor like Obama again. Instead of wasting time on science, they would spend time killing scientists (Leviticus 20:27). Instead of having gays getting married, gays would be getting stoned to death (Leviticus 20:13). America would become a safe and prosperous place for our children once more! Our enemies would fear us and then we would kill them. All of them! Leaving only True Christians™ to enjoy the planet God made for us and for no one else. I cannot wait for this paradise to become a reality! Killing ALL our enemies - BIBLE STYLE: http://i.imgur.com/RvzbO.gif |
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Would all those telesales people be on the list? :innocent:
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Small children, also, I have always found to be noisy, leaking brutes. That is why the first, second, third and fourth Mrs Hopkins's were provided with a generous quarters. The Hopkins tradition is for the father to greet his offspring when they come of age. That's the boys, of course. My daughters have never formally received their father, although they all know who is daddy, naturally. Tell me, Felicity, who else would be on your list? I know that methodists figure heavily on mine. Perhaps your father and I could exchange views on the subject? Amongst other things. YBIC |
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I am trying to show how great life would be when America chooses the Holy Bible as final law and authority instead of all those silly communist gay laws Obama gave us. I do it in a way that appeals to our youth as they are the ones who have to start voting for strong Bible obeying Christians to save America from certain doom. I have sent a few letters to Christian music stars requesting them to make a catchy video clip for all this, but I have not yet received an answer. I am sure one is in the mail though as every Christian will instantly understand how important all this is. |
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I bet the feminists now searching for the part that allows abortion.:angry:
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I thought there was commandment
You shall not kill |
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:wacko: Did you read the Bible verses that Mr. Cranky provided? The ones that he so painstakingly researched, listed and annotated for you? Did you cross-check those against the Bible in your hands? Yours in Christ, Zech |
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The ten commandments teach us in killing (e.g. abortion) is never allowed. However, in those cases the Bible explicitly allows killing, we are of course allowed to kill. Except in those cases where local laws do not allow killing as God commands us to follow secular laws (1st Peter 2:13-17, Romans 13:1-7). So it is all crystal clear and consistently explained in the Hole Bible. All you have to do is to stop thinking and to start reading your Bible. |
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Let's see what Jesus thinks about that, hmm? (2 Timothy 3:16) "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness." I don't see any evidence of favoritism or importance. "All Scripture" means exactly what it says. YiC, Zech |
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Recitation Bible is lke Budist recitation Vede to you so Bible isn't proof so how do you knoe who is wright |
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Also, new discoveries reveal confirmation of those facts already spoken about in the Holy Bible. Really, only a fool would ignore these facts. Well, a fool and those brainwashed by secularism and false religions. |
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P. S. I'll answer that myself. There is no way. |
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is that writen anywhere else? Quote:
So how do you know |
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Or simply put: “We are right and they are wrong” |
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To them(muslimans and jews) your belief has no validity They are saying exactly the same thing How do I know who is right and who is wrong |
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From Wikipedia(if you don’t belive me) The Quran ( Arabic: القرآن al-qurʾān, literally meaning "the recitation"), also transliteraded Qur'an, Koran, Al-Coran, Coran, Kuran, and Al-Qur'an, is the central religius text of Islam, which Muslimans believe to be the verbatim word of God |
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