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Redeemed Papist 03-24-2014 10:58 PM

GOD HATES BDSM!
 
I was searching the internet for a good example of Godly discipline between man and woman. Imagine my horror, Brethren. And in a public library, too!

BDSM! Yes, it has a name among the heathen scum. A name of filth and degredation. :fear2:

http://media.salon.com/2012/11/chicken.png

Imagine a woman trussed up like this. Her flesh straining against the bonds, slick with sweat and staring fearfully at the man dressed in some sort of leather fag outfit with a whip! :nono:


The images were too disgusting to contemplate. And men submitting to women. Women standing there with whips and spikes hurting their nancy boy partners in perversion. Inserting objects into their anuses and dripping hot wax on their man parts for their sick pleasures. I took careful note of each act to pass on to Pastor Zeke for a roaring sermon this Sunday. His passion for detailing the perversions of the flesh should rouse all Christian men to action for Christ.



Can you even imagine a True Christian lady carrying on in such a way? The very thought has me in a hot sweat of passion for the love of Christ! What manner of nancy boy would ever submit to such treatment?


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Have you ever seen such a hideous sight as a man kneeling to some bitch whore slut bent on satisfying her carnal urges while he suffers and begs for release?

And needless to say, the queerboys and lezzers are at it as well. Vile abomination and the gays go hand in hand, of course and their evil is infecting the atheists with predictable rapidity.

I urge all True Christian men to check their wives for the slightest hint of such tendencies and to properly apply the rod as necessary to bring them back under control!

GOD HATES BDSM!

Pastor Ezekiel 03-25-2014 03:35 AM

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A man does not belong on his knees. Unless it's for Jesus.


Bjorn Jensen 03-25-2014 05:29 AM

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I've written about these freaks before, BDSM is truly disgusting and the BDSM cult has to be banned in all Christian countries, I hate BDSM :angry:

Redeemed Papist 03-25-2014 10:49 PM

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We will have to compare notes to see if we have discovered the true depths of their depravity, Brother. I wouldn't want to think we had left any stone unturned in the fight against them.

Shall we meet up and swap laptops?

omeany 03-29-2015 05:59 PM

Re: GOD HATES BDSM!
 
God does not hate BDSM. You hate BDSM and are using "god" to justify
your hatred.

Holy Henry 03-29-2015 06:03 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by omeany (Post 1140552)
God does not hate BDSM. You hate BDSM and are using "god" to justify
your hatred.

No, YOU hate GOD and your taking it out on us to justify your hatred.

Pastor Ezekiel 03-30-2015 04:17 AM

Re: GOD HATES BDSM!
 
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Originally Posted by omeany (Post 1140552)
God does not hate BDSM. You hate BDSM and are using "god" to justify
your hatred.

God teaches all about hatred in the Holy Bible. :rtfm:

We are commanded to hate those that hate God. Maggots like you, for example.

Quote:

Psalm 139:19 Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
20 For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.
21 Do not I hate them, O LORD, that hate thee? and am not I grieved with those that rise up against thee?
22 I hate them with perfect hatred: I count them mine enemies.


Joe Blow 04-15-2015 02:44 AM

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Sadly, I taught my friends about this junk and how bad it is, only to realize that they have practiced it! If anybody has a job opening up somewhere in their city, I would gladly leave L.A.

Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson 04-15-2015 05:28 AM

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What utter rubbish is that! A man should only be on his knees in prayer. I just find uppity women such as those harlots obnoxious. I'll be happy to see the very whips they used on the men and the pain they inflicted on them, but multiplied on those same harlots!

Clownfish 05-19-2015 07:17 AM

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Does God hate BDSM? I would say probably but I dont know of anywhere that the bible tells us that we cannot rollplay with our married spouse in anyway that is agreed upon by us both. I personally feel it is disgusting but I only know what God has told us in the Bible. If there is one thing that I have learned it is that a sin is a sin. As far as I know, God has not laid out what constitutes BDSM and weather it is a sin or not. Examples of what constitutes a sin are: adultery, sex out of wedlock, and even judging others. I think that calling someone a maggot is awfully judgmental. This is an example of why so many people in serious need of Jesus have shied away from the church. Wouldn't a discussion on "Does God hate BDSM" be more nonjudgmental, educational, and welcoming of a sinner to see the light of salvation? I would love to have a genuine two sided discussion on this topic.
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Elmer G. White 05-19-2015 07:57 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Clownfish (Post 1145892)
Does God hate BDSM? I would say probably but I dont know of anywhere that the bible tells us that we cannot rollplay with our married spouse in anyway that is agreed upon by us both. I personally feel it is disgusting but I only know what God has told us in the Bible. If there is one thing that I have learned it is that a sin is a sin. As far as I know, God has not laid out what constitutes BDSM and weather it is a sin or not. Examples of what constitutes a sin are: adultery, sex out of wedlock, and even judging others. I think that calling someone a maggot is awfully judgmental. This is an example of why so many people in serious need of Jesus have shied away from the church. Wouldn't a discussion on "Does God hate BDSM" be more nonjudgmental, educational, and welcoming of a sinner to see the light of salvation? I would love to have a genuine two sided discussion on this topic.
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Dear Friend,

Obviously we are delighted that you also hate all kinds of unnatural fornication, of which BDSM is an example. In fact, God is quite clear when it comes to this practice:

2 Timothy 3:3
Without natural affection, trucebreakers, false accusers, incontinent, fierce, despisers of those that are good.


In addition, we must assess you request for two-sided discussion. Fortunately, that is not at all necessary.

There is only ONE GOD.

The world is not two-sided when it comes to justice, the fate of men, commandments, or Salvation. There is no room for negotiating. There is only Jesus and His hate towards to sinners, His wish to get them to repent and choose Him instead of lecherous perverse practices.

Malachi 2:10
Have we not all one father? hath not one God created us? why do we deal treacherously every man against his brother, by profaning the covenant of our fathers?


God is not nonjudgmental. He judges. God IS educational. He has given us His commands. God is NOT two-sided. He is the Trinity. Only one road leads to Salvation. We are taking it. How about you? I'm praying for you but I am also relatively confident. You seem to have some qualities that are pleasing to Jesus.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer :bye:

Nobar King 05-19-2015 09:30 AM

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I HATE BDSM!!! You would be crazy if you thought that I would let any bitch tie me up and put a chain around my neck or spank my ass or slap me or pinch my nipples or dress me up in leather and put me in manacles or tickle or pinch me or grab my throat or cover my eyes and scratch me with her nails or pull my hair or give me a collar or pour wax on me or stick her finger in my you know what and spread peanut butter on me or pee on me are-you-kidding-me???

What kind of idiot does that stuff???

Someone is recording it. Especially if you are a Senator or Congressperson or the President.

SavedbyChrist 10-27-2015 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by omeany (Post 1140552)
God does not hate BDSM. You hate BDSM and are using "god" to justify
your hatred.

I totally agree!! :thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:

Dr Laurence Niles 10-27-2015 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by SavedbyChrist (Post 1163978)
I totally agree!! :thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:

Are you honestly saying that Jesus would be happy to see people trust up like hogs as they are abused by some drooling pervert?

Sex is for making babies not getting your rocks off on somebody elses tears.

Only God punishes people for their sin of being born how they were made with no concern for Sin.

Thou art worthy, O Lord, to receive glory and honour and power: for thou hast created all things, and for thy pleasure they are and were created. - Revelation 4:11
For by him were all things created, that are in heaven, and that are in earth, visible and invisible, whether they be thrones, or dominions, or principalities, or powers: all things were created by him, and for him: - Colossians 1:16
The earth is the LORD's, and the fulness thereof; the world, and they that dwell therein. - Psalms 24:1
For he is our God; and we are the people of his pasture, and the sheep of his hand. To day if ye will hear his voice, - Psalms 95:7
The eyes of the LORD are in every place, beholding the evil and the good. - Proverbs 15:3
Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 7:21
Whether therefore ye eat, or drink, or whatsoever ye do, do all to the glory of God. - 1 Corinthians 10:31
I am the LORD: that is my name: and my glory will I not give to another, neither my praise to graven images. - Isaiah 42:8
If ye love me, keep my commandments. - John 14:15
The LORD hath made all things for himself: yea, even the wicked for the day of evil. - Proverbs 16:4
Hath not the potter power over the clay, of the same lump to make one vessel unto honour, and another unto dishonour? - Romans 9:21
Serve the LORD with fear, and rejoice with trembling. - Psalm 2:11

Why do you hate Jesus?

YIC

misterpickles 03-23-2016 02:17 AM

Re: GOD HATES BDSM!
 
God must really hate me then. I am quite fond of BDSM and I masturbate to it all the time.:lex_12:

Des 03-23-2016 02:22 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by misterpickles (Post 1176949)
God must really hate me then.


Doubtless.

misterpickles 03-23-2016 02:24 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Des (Post 1176950)
Doubtless.



lol :lol:

Didymus Much 03-23-2016 02:26 AM

Re: GOD HATES BDSM!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by misterpickles (Post 1176949)
God must really hate me then. I am quite fond of BDSM and I masturbate to it all the time.:lex_12:

Clarification: he hates you for the masturbation, not the BDSM (seeing as you do not engage in it personally). Unlike homosexuality, there's no proscription in the Bible on the enjoyment of other's enjoyment of other's pain and suffering.

Now that we've determined exactly why you're going to Hell (according to the Bible), are you going to make a proper introduction for yourself, or just continue to futilely try to shock the True Christians™?

ActuallyInsanePerson 04-25-2016 11:06 PM

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Don't you think it's a little presumptuous to claim that God hates something without proper Scriptural evidence?

Didymus Much 04-25-2016 11:16 PM

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Originally Posted by ActuallySanePerson (Post 1179054)
Don't you think it's a little presumptuous to claim that God hates something without proper Scriptural evidence?

Don't you think it's a little presumptuous to assume that the True Christian™ pastors haven't already found such evidence, or that, because YOU haven't been exposed to such wisdom (in your wilful ignorance from not reading the Bible), it does not exist?

2 Timothy 3:6 "For of this sort are they which creep into houses, and lead captive silly women laden with sins, led away with divers lusts,"

Sound familiar? :)


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