Women have more ribs than men!
I got into a dispute with a dirty atheist heathen today, because he claimed (falsely) that both men and women have the same skeletal structures. THE BIBLE SAYS DIFFERENTLY! Look for yourself.
Genesis 2:21-22 - 21 And the Lord God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof; 22 And the rib, which the Lord God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man. The lord took a rib from Adam and gave it to Eve, and from that point women had more bones. This could be why women have so much trouble doing real work, their ribs restrict their movement! Men have less ribs in the way so we have the freedom to run around and play football. Women stay at home and cook because that's the only thing their bodies can do! |
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As for the cooking part, my wife is an Eskimo. Her idea of cooking is throwing a slab of meat in the freezer for 6 hours then taking it out and handing me a chisel. :unsure: |
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And if your wife is making you cook, you should teach her a lesson! 1 Corinthians 11:3 |
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Did I mention she's an Eskimo? One has to accept the limitations of your spouse when you marry the profoundly retarded. |
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Physical damage to a parent is not inherited by the offspring. Adam having a rib removed does not mean Cain would be missing a rib, and the Bible gives no indication that men have fewer ribs than women. |
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Mockery of God will not be tolerated here. This is a Christian church discussion forum, not your little playground. :threaten: |
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Please show me where the Bible says humans are made in Adam's image.
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You see, the serpent was punished for his sin and God made him crawl in the dirt for the rest of eternity, which serpents still do. So, what happened to that one first serpent effected all serpents. Now we move on to Eve. Because of her sin, God gives her the the pain of childbearing, and makes her the property of her husband, both of which are still true today. Now, Adam. Because of Adam's sin he has to work in the fields and hunt to get food forever, and that is still how men have to get food. Adam's actions set the basis for the whole human race. These first to humans modeled what humans would be like centuries later. Again, that is my take on it, you may have a different one. |
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