Whips and paddles
My late husband was a dirty filthy homer who died of the AIDS. As he never visited my bed, I am without issue, not even daughters! As my father is deceased, I am looking for a good True Christian ™ to take me for his wife before I get to Men In Pause.
Without a man to choose my husband for me, I figure I might have some say in which man I marry. So I've come to thinking that I need a husband who knows how to handle me and how to discipline me properly. The best means of that would be to examine his weaponry. I need firm and hard weaponry. What sort of paddles and whips work best? Pastor Zeke has a fabulous collection he showed me once. I would prefer those which merely bruised but don't break the skin, otherwise my lady friends may get alarmed. What do you ladies recommend, and what do the men find works best? Maybe you can show me pictures? |
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Trust the deacons? After last time when they got me a homer for a husband? I don't think so! I'm sure I can do better myself.
Hockey sticks? I'm not sure if you can even get ice hockey sticks in Australia - the game just isn't played here. They play field hockey instead: http://pimg.tradeindia.com/00198096/...ckey-Stick.jpg |
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I was thinking more like Pastor Zeke showed me:
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Is this the kind of "America Pie" perversion that kids seem to be into nowadays? |
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