False Christians - False Celebration: "Reformation" 500 Years or Luther the Retard!
Why should we care?
A bunch of Papists gets sick of the Pope (we do get that), a Papist monk wants to start fornicating, escapes his order, gets some lessons in the Grease Language, marries a nun in a twist worthy of The Bold and The Beautiful, and nails 95 self-repeating sentences on a Papist Temple door. He cherry-picks the Pauline Epistles to dismiss everything else but Faith™, usurps Christianity with this "Faith" and tries to justify this by attempting to discard many pivotal parts of the Bible. After getting rid of the indulgences of the Pope, he establishes a new Papist Church in his own name, accepts Muslims as "heretic Christians" and disregards the KJV by translating the Bible into German. https://i.ytimg.com/vi/TdEPCeqS9gE/hqdefault.jpg Luther. Why should we care? Because he and his minions (Zwingli, Melancolitis ulcerosa, Calvin, Zinzendorf) have caused havoc on a scale surpassed only by the Pope and his followers. Millions are now in Hell because of this man. Luther. Due to this, we shall present within this "year of celebration" selected trespasses of the reformers and we start with Luther and his 95 theses. It is now almost exactly 499 years since he posted them. They are celebrated by the Plattdeutch community, by the Missouri synod and by the more insignificant Lutheran cultists all over Scandinavia. What did these theses include what what was it that Luther failed to assess?! The theses. 95 of them. We can understand their appeal. At first glance, they attack the Pope, one of the principal enemies of God in a manner that would have been most welcome in 1517. Quote:
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Why St. Lawrence? Why not Jesus Himself!? Luther could have referred only to the Bible,m he preached about sola scriptura, so what is this St. Lawrence doing here? Admittedly, it, once again, gets better at the end: Quote:
A. The Bible The Bible says: 2 Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness: All Scripture, all of the Bible! No exceptions! Luther, however, wanted to discard some parts of the Bible! Quote:
Hebrews 5:9 And being made perfect, he became the author of eternal salvation unto all them that obey him;
Even so faith, if it hath not works, is dead, being alone. James 2:24 Ye see then how that by works a man is justified, and not by faith only. Jude 1:14-15 And Enoch also, the seventh from Adam, prophesied of these, saying, Behold, the Lord cometh with ten thousands of his saints, To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are ungodly among them of all their ungodly deeds which they have ungodly committed, and of all their hard speeches which ungodly sinners have spoken against him.
Wherefore the rather, brethren, give diligence to make your calling and election sure: for if ye do these things, ye shall never fall: 2 John 1:6 And this is love, that we walk after his commandments. This is the commandment, That, as ye have heard from the beginning, ye should walk in it.
Beloved, follow not that which is evil, but that which is good. He that doeth good is of God: but he that doeth evil hath not seen God. Revelation 20:13 And the sea gave up the dead which were in it; and death and hell delivered up the dead which were in them: and they were judged every man according to their works. How convenient of Luther to discard all the Books that contradicted his premeditated conclusions. This is Academic Theology of the usual but of the most revolting kind: twisting Bible to fit your own musings. This is what we see when sincere but lost souls apply some of their favorite verses (often sola John 3:16) to the menace of homosexuality, evolution, emancipation, and "Jesus love everyone (please see Romans 9:13). Regarding the Bible, Luther did the unthinkable. The Holy Bible is transmitted through the Holy Spirit, Luther's work is thus blasphemy. We now know where he is (Matthew 12:31). B. What Luther neglected: The LBC Theses posted on 1 November 2016 1. We admit that Luther despised the Pope as he should have and wanted to discard the indulgences. 2. We recognize that he did little else. 3. Luther tried to dismiss some inerrant Books of the Bible. 4. Therefore, he is now in the furnace (Matthew 13:42). 5. He failed to mention the most grievous faults of the Papist cult. 6. And his followers continue to support these heresies. 7. That are as follows: 8. He never condemned the Papist obsession with boy-love (Matthew 18:6). 9. He never condemned the Pope's endorsement of evolution (Genesis 1:1). 10. He never condemned the Pope's acceptance of atheist Salvation (John 3:18). 11. Similar to the Pope, he accepts Muslims as (heretic) Christians not dissimilar to, e.g., Arians (Newton was one; John 14:6). Quote:
13. By translating the KJV into the German vernacular he opened up the Pandora's box of all kinds of manic street preachers making first conclusions, then searching the Bible for a few suitable verses, and establishing his own false Church. We shall continue the list in due course. As for now, we are proud and happy to follow the Word of God to the Letter secure in our Friendship with Jesus, with guaranteed Eternal Existence in Him in Heaven! https://taletellerin.files.wordpress...ther.gif?w=500 Yours in Christ, Elmer :bye: |
Re: False Christians - False Celebration: "Reformation" 500 Years or Luther the Retard!
October 31st should be banned altogether, Elmer. If only us Christians had the power to do that. The 31st is not only National Lootheran Day, but it is also Helloween! I'm crossing it off the calendar and marking it is "Christian Prayer Day" because it is the day we need to pray most for the lost lootherans and tricky treaters.
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Re: False Christians - False Celebration: "Reformation" 500 Years or Luther the Retard!
So Martin Luther was the Julain Assange of his day - his "WikiLeaks" theses exposed the pope's "pay-for-play" fund raising schemes (much like the Clinton Foundation). That doesn't mean that Julian Assange needs to be elected the next president.
The Lutonians still do their share of Mary worshiping, engage in the transubstantiation wafer cult, and do the infant "baptism" thing - all papist nonsense. If anything, Luther can be blamed for touching off waves of false "Protestantism", leading to the insufferable WASP culture we've had to endure for several generations. |
Re: False Christians - False Celebration: "Reformation" 500 Years or Luther the Retard!
Sometimes I wonder how the damned fare down there in Hell. Surely they can see our joyful anticipation of our own Heavenly Reward. But still I wonder, do they know others down there? Does Martin Luther have to avoid the homosexual advances of David Bowie, for example? Is he ever cornered by Abe Vigoda, forced to listen to an old man's reminiscences about his second rate Hollywood career? Will he recognize and know to avoid Gloria Steinem when she drops down, or is he too busy focusing on his own burning flesh? These are just things I wonder.
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