Proving Once and For All that evilution is FALSE...the debate is over
Sunday school teachers and youth pastors might want to take note of this, I think this is a very effective demonstration that will offer irrefutable proof to children of all ages that evilution is nothing but a FILTHY LIE drummed up by charles "the devil in human form" darwin and his satanic minions to lead people away from Christ.
For this experiment you will need: 1 live goldfish 1 KJV 1611 Holy Bible First, read the Biblical account of Creation aloud to the witnesses, from the KJV 1611: Quote:
Next, remove the goldfish from it's bowl, and place it on the ground. There are bound to be some shrieks of horror and shouts of anger, but pay no attention. Proceed with the experiment in The Name of God. As the fish flops about, gasping for air, be sure to point out to the children that it doesn't appear to be sprouting limbs or developing lung function, and that in fact, it is dying an excruciatingly painful death. Feel free to ad lib here, you can rant about damnation and hellfire, or you can shout at them about the Mercy of Christ...it doesn't reallly matter, the visual part of the demonstration will be most effective. Yours in True Biblical Science, Witch Hammer |
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Praise Jesus!! What an excellent object lesson for Christian children.
I suppose we could also work it the other way around; throw a cat in a fish tank and wait for it to "evolve" some gills and fins. Watching it gulp and flail about will surely inspire any child with the glory of God!! |
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Wow, such a wonderful, simple answer. Such a brainy, insightful answer. How is it that the evolution debate is still going on with the likes of WH around? My, my a complete mystery. :sarcasm:
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Bah. It is equally as likely for the Flying spaghetti monster to have created the universe.
If you're looking at one creation theory, you have to look at them ALL. And besides, the FSM heaven sounds better :D But my point is that a simple badly organized experiment conducted by a 10th grader (I'm thinking) is hardly conclusive proof of the origins of the universe. Why, using that kind of logic I could prove the big bang theory by getting a can of beans, feeding it to a landover senior pastor near an open fireplace......and...... :D |
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You doubt the potential of my experiment? Fine, when Pastor Al comes in, maybe I'll ask him to participate...THEN we'll see :beee:
*And you seem to have completely missed the point that these fishlike creatures had evolved while IN water, not just thrown on land!* |
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As for your infantile joke about passing gas....how on earth does that have any bearing on this topic? :offtopic: Answer: it does not. And I'll have you know that when True Christian pastors expel demons through their poop chute, it smells like roses, another miracle provided by Jesus. Can your false pasta "God" do that? |
Thank You Witch Hammer!
For that wonderful gold fish scientific creationlab experiment. I would also like to suggest the following instructional video as a complimentary lesson for children and adults. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usrrj5jWd68
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My POINT was that your theory of creation is just as logical as the Flying spaghetti monster one, and that WH's experiment is similar to someone throwing a newborn infant into water and expecting it to swim. He completely missed the point that these fishlike creatures had evolved sufficiently IN water before they were able to make the transition out.
I was saying that his experiment proves creationism about as much as my experiment with the beans, the pastors, and the open fireplace proves the big bang.....speaking of gas......maybe you would be the man for the experiement, Zeke? :innocent: |
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And by the way, when my dad tossed me into Lake Freehold one fine winter day when I was 3 months old, I can tell you Jesus taught me to swim in an instant! Once again, you have proven nothing but your deep ignorance. |
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Oh yes, and I'm sure he taught you to fly as well, didn't he? old :rolleyes: |
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Your learning to fly a plane (if indeed you did) has nothing whatsoever to do with evolution.
The fact is, you can't dispute what I was saying about the stage at which evolution for those fishlike creatures progressed. You can't dispute it....because you weren't there. |
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I'm not saying I was but I'm saying that it's one theory vs the other and there's a lot more evidence to support evolution than creation. -_-
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Ummm......BT.....I said it's creation VS evolution...I didn't say one supports the other!
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Now doesn't that have a nice, mid-twentieth century Germanic ring to it! Your 'experiment' does nothing more than prove you are few water squirts shy of a bidet. Exposing children to such ghastly abuses like a dying fish is unconscionable and you should stop immediately. It's outfits like yours that give organised religion a bad name. Bless you, my Jethro Bodine thinkalike, Father Mo:innocent: :innocent: :innocent: |
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