THE TRUTH IS OUT - THE FEMALE ORGASM PROVEN TO BE MYTH !!!
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At last the truth is out ! The Female Orgasm is nothing but a myth! Recent studies have revealed that 72% OF WOMEN HAVE FAKED THEIR ORGASMS. Why do they do this? Because there is no such thing as the Female Orgasm! When women find they are unable to have one of these 'Orgasm' things, they fake it, because they don't want their partner thinking there's something wrong. But the truth is with so many women (72%) admitting to faking theirs, it's clear to me that the female orgasm never existed in the first place. Why are so many women faking these orgasms? Because the liberal media, peer pressure, women's magazines and sick-ular tee-vee shows tell these women lies! The lies that all women have orgasms! Well, we know that's not the case if 72% of women ADMIT to faking it! And what about the other 28%? How can we be sure they're not lying too? I'd wager a bet they are. :angry: See, when women find they don't have orgasms, they 'pretend' they do. Why?? Because they don't want to feel inadequate. Because they think that other women get them. If these women just talked to each other, then they'd realise that none of them have ever had orgasms, and figured out it was all just a huge bunch of feminist nonsense a long time ago. More evidence that 'Female Orgasm is nothing but a Myth' to follow.... |
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I believe you are right Brother Percy. My Christian wife has never had one of these "orgasms", one time it took me three full minutes to produce a seed for Christ to sow, and still nothing!
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I caught my wife reading the "cosmosexual" magazine behind the shed about 10 or so years ago and it had that filthy word right on the cover. She had apparently picked it up at a news-stand on her way home from shopping. I asked her if anyone had seen her buy it and she said only the cashier knew. It shamed me to no end. I took her inside that same shed and beat her with a rubber hose until she couldn't stand up. I burned the magazine and burried the ashes. I had to miss dinner that night because of that woman's insolence. Needless to say, she hasn't bought another one of those news-stand magazines since.
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the reason more than 70% fake it its because of the male part doesn't know how to stimulate the right zones.
It exists and I can know it because I do get orgasms. Besides do they always fake it or did they admit they faked it once ? that's a whole different point of view is it not ? and mr wright. 3 minutes ? come on give me a break how would she ever be able to get one on such short notice |
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Listen you crazy french slut, this is a MEN ONLY forum, you are not even supposed to be reading this stuff, let alone posting here! I'm getting a Pastor to give you an infraction!:angry:
Female orgasm indeed! The act of "completion" by a Godly True Christian™ man produces "seed" that Jesus plants inside the Godly True Christian™ wife's belly, where it grows into a Slodier for Christ! Women don't produce "seed", so how can there be such a thing as a female orgasm!?! And you'd better not answer this thread Lithium, or whatever you're calling yourself today!:angry: |
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So you think men are able to know this better than actual women, hmm? Seeing as you AREN'T women, I hardly think you're qualified to judge.
As a woman who has experienced orgasms myself, I can tell you, not only are they true, but it's proven that female orgasms are far more intense than what men feel. Yup, the reason why men probably would like to believe women don't really have orgasms is because you don't want to admit that we women got the better deal. You men got screwed. :haha: Evolution gave women the better deal! |
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And stop posting porn on our Godly forum, witch! I should ban you here and now! :furious: |
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Porn you say? You mean the word 'orgasm'? Well, I can't see that I did much harm, seeing as it was already in the title of the thread! :lol:
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Since your eyesight is so good, then I'm sure you noticed that THIS SECTION OF THE FORUM IS FOR MEN ONLY! :furious: |
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http://www.scienceandsupermodels.com...asms-kill-men/ Where is is saying that what we women experience could be too much of a shock for your puny male brains. :haha: Scientists are able to do tests on both male and female subjects and thus gain objective insight. |
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OK, let's pretend this whole orgasm thing is not a hoax (:lol:) just for the sake of the argument. :rolleyes:
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Apart from that, this research was done by Godless chinks who don't know anything about anything anyway. :thumbdown: I'll now have to go into my prayer closet to get rid of this ghastly image. :angry: |
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This is the part I was more interested in, Wide:
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First of all, my name is not "Wide", I'm Pastor Wide-Open for you. :glare: Secondly, I don't want to elaborate on this. It's sick. As soon as something involves bodily fluids, I'm out. OK? :angry: I'm sure this has to do with the "razor blade" trick, right? On second thoiught, don't answer that. :wacko: |
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This thread was an interesting insight until, as usual, the females came in and turned it into a juvenile potty-mouth contest. What else is to be expected from the weaker sex? Yes that's right, WEAKER. Can you bench press 220 lbs like my wonderful, wonderful youth group boys back in Kansas? (I miss them so much :( )
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Next thing you know you'll be claiming that a women with their smaller arms, like Scarlett Johansen for example, can lift more than Arnold Schwarzenegger back in his prime. Utter nonsense!:themonkey: The depths of your stupidity and gullibility never ceases to amaze me, harlot. |
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My debbie says she never had an orgazm but so what we got too kids so her lady parts work just fine.
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You try to argue that brain-size doesn't factor into it... by comparing a MAN's brain to that of a dumb ANIMAL! Hilarious! Man is the most intelligent of God's creations, just because some dumb fish is bigger don't make it more intelligent! :lol: Checkmate, Wiccan-scum! :angry: |
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I don't even know where to start. I stumbled upon this forum by accident researching why my girlfriend passes out after she has an orgasm. I suppose the intolerant and ignorant males on this forum would like to believe that women don't have orgasms because they've never performed well enough for it to happen. They happen, they've been proven to happen. They've also been proven to be more intense than any male's orgasm. I'm not very religious and I have my own set of beliefs that are unique to me. I've had religion forced on me as a child and your 'holy book' doesn't explicitly say that women don't or can't have orgasms. That doesn't make them unholy or dirty, nor does it make it impossible. Rachael, I sympathize with you, but don't understand why you argue with people that are so ignorant of the whole world around them. I'm actually surprised most of you close-minded bible-huggers have internet connections. You're 400 years behind in almost every other category.
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short answer, they think women are filthy... thus, probably never even went further than first base... if at all... so they wouldnt know. Too busy with their illustrated bibles in the bathroom... with the door closed...
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The last time my wife complained about not having an "orgasm" and that our two minute sex wasn't long enough, I popped her one in the face. She hasn't complained since:lol:.
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Brains may be made of the same matter, however that does not mean that the male and female brain work in the same way. Science has proven that they most certainly do not. The male mind and the female mind do not work the same way. As you yourself have even said before. Many times! Quote:
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Yet you seem to rely on their 'dogma' enough to use the internet they created, on a computer that is also a product of science...with electricity discovered by a scientist. Ironic much? Quote:
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Some debater are you! If you're going to make these claims, show me some links to valid conclusive proof and I'll take them seriously. Quote:
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See, now you've gone and gotten my wife very upset!!:angry: Now she is going to get a spanking for her interruption. Are you happy now? |
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JESUS created the internet? :rofl: Now you're in trouble, smarty, not even your bible backs you up on that one! The only proof regarding the internet is that it is the result of science. So there! Every component that makes up the net is something that is made by scientists. Using your tree example, no, you didn't create a tree by planting it, you enabled it to grow. But if you cut it down and make a chair, you'd be creating a chair. FROM the tree. Quote:
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