God Hates Iceland!
GOD HATES ICELAND! http://www.printz.org/gallery/preview/389.png The Icelandic Flag mocks the cross by turning it sideways. Satanists mock Jesus by turning a cross upside down. This is very similar. This is proof that Iceland hates Jesus! Iceland is a Scandinavian country, located in the North Atlantic ocean. Nothing much happens there, but it still cannot escape the wrath of our Lord. Let us look at the many reasons why this nation offends our Lord.
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God sure does. Based on the postings we got from the Icelandic invasion those last few days it seems almost everyone in Iceland is retarded. Some of them even denied Iceland has ice!
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Iceland is certainly doomed Rev Jim. They already get a small taste of hellfire there, it is but a tiny introduction to where they are headed.
It is the gateway to hell. |
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First of all that's the norwegian flag...:( if you're going to mock us then please have the right fag! unless you're dumping over norway aswell.:)
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ohh and many countrys have a sideways flag, denmark, norway, sweeden, finnland and more! Are they mocking Jesus too ?
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Björks father and mother are both icelanders and are both caucasians
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Bjork is clearly the product of an Eskimo and a retard. |
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Really? I always thought she was a GODless gook. |
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That's pretty strange, because the Bible says the complete opposite. |
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Well, I tried the friendly approach. But this forum has filled me with more disgust than I ever thought imaginable! I'm not even sorry for all the things my fellow Icelanders have dumped on this site anymore!
And I'm a tolerant human being! But you guys are piffleING INSANE! It makes absolute sense to me now that you fight just as filthy as the people who troll on your forum. You act like piffleing kindergarteners! ...and for the love of clean air...THAT'S A NORWEGIAN FLAG! The very reason for the cross to be on our flag was to celebrate the Christian religion! A celebration! Furthermore. God did not punish us with this financial crisis. It is the fault of a couple of rich idiots who thought they were playing Monopoly and they caused the bankruptcy of more businesses here than I can count! It's called REALITY you mormons! The result of mistakes! You have insulted me and my nation and I won't stand for that. But that's one thing, praying for God to smite an employer who wouldn't accept 'Jesus' on a application form and for ones wife to be 'accidentally killed' are thoughts which belong in a mental asylum! If this is what Christianity is to you psychopaths then I'll rather worship SATAN! According to the bible he killed about a 100 people while God wiped out the planet (the flood), so...it's lesser of two evils. And speaking of evil: How about those white hoods, huh? You guys are probably VERY popular in Harlem New York, huh? You SICK BASTARDS! And to sum up this veeery pleasant rant of mine: The funny thing about all of this is that you scumbags still think you're right. You think you have aaall the answers, don't you? And no matter what everyone else says, you still think you're right... ...and that's some funny shit...that's some very funny shit... Keep on preaching thought! Don't let us heathens stop you, 'cause if you would, what would there be left for us to laugh at? You guys are neccessary for a healthy dose of comedy! Very SICK comedy... Have a nice life you redneck bastards...what's left of it... :devil: |
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That felt good...
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That sounds like an abusive personality to me... |
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She's doing great in her life, doing what she wants. Not many get to do that, more people are lokced up doing something they dont want to. Maybe it's not you're kind of good but why should she care? She dosen't know what happens in the afterlife, but she knows what gose around know! Why prepare you for something you dont 100% know is going to happen? And dont give me some lame ass proof that the bible is real and everything in it is true. It's a bit to much for me to base my life on one book, which was writen by men inspired by god. You can't proof they where inspierd by God. I know the bible was written by men who were once alive and is based on how they experienced God, but where is the proof? Anyone can write stuff down it dosen't make it true. I think the bible should be looked in a psychological way, it's kind of like the first sociological book |
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It really does not matter what you think. Your thoughts are controlled by The Devil. The important thing is what God thinks, and, at this moment, God thinks you will look good roasting in the Pits of Hell.
Please repent and seek Jesus! |
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I just wanted to point out that the vast majority of Icelandians follow the teachings of Luther.
The very same Martin Luther who wrote about the Jews. "Moreover, they are nothing but thieves and robbers who daily eat no morsel and wear no thread of clothing which they have not stolen and pilfered from us by means of their accursed usury. Thus they live from day to day, together with wife and child, by theft and robbery, as arch*thieves and robbers, in the most impenitent security." "I brief, dear princes and lords, those of you who have Jews under your rule** if my counsel does not please your, find better advice, so that you and we all can be rid of the unbearable, devilish burden of the Jews, lest we become guilty sharers before God in the lies, blasphemy, the defamation, and the curses which the mad Jews indulge in so freely and wantonly against the person of our Lord Jesus Christ, this dear mother, all Christians, all authority, and ourselves. Do not grant them protection, safe*conduct, or communion with us.... .With this faithful counsel and warning I wish to cleanse and exonerate my conscience." Jews are a serpent's brood and one should burn down their synagogues and destroy them |
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Eskimos need to grow up and stop playing in the snow. My grandson stopped making snow forts in the third grade.
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:...7518/igloo.gif You hear me, Nanook? The third grade. It's time to be a man. |
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Before I start let me say that I am Icelandic, religious and a confirmed member of the Church of Iceland (Lutherism).
Now I wanted to begin by quoting mr. Levi Jones and his views on jews Quote:
What i see however is a grown man urging others to commit acts of genocide against jews and thus reminding me of a german man who died in 1945... one Adolf Hitler. In case you were wondering that makes you very racist indeed mr Jones, just like Hitler. By that reasoning I assume that your idea of christianity, mr Jones, is one where Adolf Hitler is gladly invited to sit somewhere with god in heaven.... after all he fits the criteria that you set up in your post earlier. This makes you no more special and no less guilty of ignorant and hateful thinking than mr Hitler was. :thumbdown: .... think about this for a second mr Jones as you read this Oh and I almost forgot. This was written with a Macbook Pro... a laptop made by Apple. By now you may be thinking somewhere along the lines of how uncomprehensively gay i must be for owning such a device but my girlfriend (who I should point out is a member of the same church as me) does not agree with the point you made about that every mac owner in the world being gay (or a sodomite as you yourself said in a thread regarding Apple computers and flaming homosexualness). This loathing of yours towards homosexuals reminds me somewhat of a former dictator... why... it's Hitler again! It must feel really good to have not one but two things in common with such a remarkable christian (as you seem to believe it) fellow like yourself. Hitler must be some kind of a hero to you.:thumbdown: I believe I have made my point... Good day mr. Jones |
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those were not the views of Brother Levi, But of Martin Luther. Does that name ring a bell? I think that you owe my friend an apology. And maybe you should apologies to Jesus too.
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WOW! Way to make yourself look like an idiot there, "vigvste". The very man who founded the pseudo-church of which you are a member was an avowed anti-semite. And Hitler, for those of you who did not excel in historical studies ("vigvste") was a Mary-worshiping papist psychopathic pedophile (show me a papist who isn't)! Catching on yet, Nanook?
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Some scripture from the Holy Bible: How little we care about your insults: Matthew 5:10 "Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven." Why you need to read the entire Bible: 2 Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness" Why you should stop being gay: Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet." How you should treat your wife (once you really get one): 1 Timothy 2:11-12 "Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence." Why we have to be blunt to you to save your soul: Leviticus 19:15 "In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour." John 7:24 "Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment." Why it is very important to avoid hell (you are heading straight for it at the moment): Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched" |
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You are really funny! In fact, the words you are attacking right now are Martin Luther's. Thanks for proving our point that your bigoted false church is indeed no better than Hitler was! By the way, Brothers, this eskimo issue has grown really serious over the past days, so I've started a prayer thread where we can pray for Iceland. I would be glad if you would join me in prayer there!:) |
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My argument against you guys are quite simple and straightforward.
My God carries a hammer... and your God was nailed to a tree. Cheers http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Page...ges-3/thor.jpg |
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Why do you worship a retard with a hammer anyway?:huh: You are going to Hell, if you carry on like this. Maybe accepting Jesus Christ as your Lord and Saviour™ would be a nice idea at this point.:thumbsup: |
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If you knew anything about the false god Thor, you would know that he did not use his hammer for hammering nails, he threw it at the enemy and the hammer Mjölnir would then return to him. Obviously, this is a reference to a boomerang, Thor was thus an Aboriginal jigaboo from Australia.
Thor, Woden, Loki and the like were simply men who fooled an ignorant peasant people (Icelanders) into giving them money. The following explains it all. Quote:
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I quote Havamal
Wisdom for Wanderers and Counsel to Guests 1st verse At every door-way, ere one enters, one should spy round, one should pry round for uncertain is the witting that there be no foeman sitting, within, before one on the floor and 22nd verse The miserable man and evil minded makes of all things mockery, and knows not that which he best should know, that he is not free from faults. For so it is written in the Eddas I trow I hung on that windy Tree nine whole days and nights, stabbed with a spear, offered to Odin, myself to mine own self given, high on that Tree of which none hath heard from what roots it rises to heaven. |
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Just reading through these forums I have seen a lot of racism, it is obvious that god only loves Racist-Homophobic-Americans, right? |
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Anyhoo, if that is how you advise guests to behave, it doesn't say much for personal safety in Iceland. |
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For so it is written in the Eddas Odin married Frigg, the daughter of Fjörgvin. From this family has come all the kindred that inhabited ancient Asgard and those kingdoms that belonged to it. Members of this family are called the Æsir, and they are all divinities. This must be the reason why Odin is called All-Father. He is the father of all the gods and men and of everything that he and his power created. You cannot refute what has been written in the Eddas for they are told by Odin himself. |
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No wonder Iceland is going to Hell in a handcart! These people need to seek Jesus. |
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