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Jeb Stuart Thurmond 07-12-2010 03:25 AM

How to DESTROY a liberal: "why is Scandanavia successful?"
 
Here's a quick way to prove that absolutely every liberal is actually a socialist.

First, ask them "which parts of the world are the best places to live in: which have the most prosperity, and best education, the least crime, teen pregnancy, divorce, etc?"

As typical elitist know-it-alls they they can't help but answer:"Scandanavia, followed by Western Europe, Canada, and New England".

Now you've got them. All you have to say is: "and what is it that "Scandanavia, followed by Western Europe" etc. have in common?"

Now, of course every republican knows the answer to this question. New England has lots of white people, Canada has more white people, Europe has even whiter people and Scandanavians are as blonde-haired and blue-eyed as Jesus Himself. But Liberals can't admit this! So they'll say "Their economic system".

Now, resist the urge the shout "gotcha" and instead say: "let me get this straight: you believe that the Scandanavia economic system is a good idea? And that if America had the same economic system as scandanavia, we would be as successful as them?"

If they say "um" or pause, add "And you're certain there is not a more obvious, in-your-face explaination?" since they'll know this is racial talk, which is verbotten in the totalitarian liberal hive-mind, they'll have to answer "it's their system".

The Scandanavian system is, of course, SOCIALISM! And if you reject racial factors, then you'll believe that if socialism works in Scandanavia, socialism will work in America. They simply have no other way of explaining the phenomenom of Scandanavian success.

Every Republican, of course, knows that Scandanavia is successful IN SPITE of socialism, because it's filled with blond-haired, blue eyed near-copies of Jesus (copies in body, though sadly not in mind). And every Republican knows that the Scandanavian system would never work in America because we're overrun with mongrel "other species/ethnics" like Italians.

Quote:

http://www.tovx.com/Layout/hottie4.jpg
"We're trying to slack off like our socialist overlords decree, but it's just not in our blood".
So in short, to destroy a liberal, simple ask them why Scandanavia is successful. They will quickly prove themselves to be either republicans, or socialists.

Meek and Humble 07-12-2010 03:30 AM

Re: How to DESTROY a liberal: "why is Scandanavia successful?"
 
The second one from the right is suspiciously dark...

Levi Jones 07-12-2010 03:33 AM

Re: How to DESTROY a liberal: "why is Scandanavia successful?"
 
So true, Brother Jeb! I have heard it said by very wise republican pundits that socialized health care would be a great idea, except for all the lazy negroes and illegal spics that will just take advantage of the system.

Of course I think that's rubbish because godly insurance companies are the only way to go.

H. Montague Worthington 07-12-2010 09:34 PM

Re: How to DESTROY a liberal: "why is Scandanavia successful?"
 
Just wait until Obamacare actually goes into effect and we begin to see the inevitable results: lazy, overweight Negroes will flood our hospitals with phony illnesses to get drugs and food and a roof over their heads. And the laziest Negroes with lazy kidneys having access to dialysis machines all day will lead to a veritable population EXPLOSION of Negroes with lazy kidneys, laying about all day getting dialysis and free beverages.

Dirk 07-12-2010 10:11 PM

Re: How to DESTROY a liberal: "why is Scandanavia successful?"
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Heathen_Basher (Post 556982)
The second one from the right is suspiciously dark...

That is what race mixing brings you. We all know how much God hates Sweden, so it's no suprise to me: Race mixing equals communism.

Rev. Jim Osborne 07-12-2010 11:14 PM

Re: How to DESTROY a liberal: "why is Scandanavia successful?"
 
Brother Jeb is absolutely right. In fact, in the last decade or so, Scandinavia has been overrun by swarthy Muslim immigrants. Now, even though the economic system hasn't changed, the racial makeup of the nations have....and the results aren't pretty. Now there is more crime, more poverty, more heathen moon worshippers, more minorities, etc. This is proof that the whiter the society is, the more healthy and happy it will be.

Watch the statistics 20 years from now when Mudslimes will be dominant race. Scandinavia's statistic rates will be as bad as Detroit's.

Johny Joe Hold 07-14-2010 11:28 PM

Re: How to DESTROY a liberal: "why is Scandanavia successful?"
 
Brilliant intellectual work, Brother Jeb. Many people do not understand cause and effect.

All this focus on the economic system without considering the racial component is just lightweight thinking.

Bobby-Joe 07-15-2010 03:48 PM

Re: How to DESTROY a liberal: "why is Scandanavia successful?"
 
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Originally Posted by H. Montague Worthington (Post 557421)
Just wait until Obamacare actually goes into effect and we begin to see the inevitable results: lazy, overweight Negroes will flood our hospitals with phony illnesses to get drugs and food and a roof over their heads. And the laziest Negroes with lazy kidneys having access to dialysis machines all day will lead to a veritable population EXPLOSION of Negroes with lazy kidneys, laying about all day getting dialysis and free beverages.

They've been lazy since they forced white ship owners to transport them at the ship owner's own expense to America. So what do these owners do? Look to make some money to cover the cost and the Blacks invent the class warfare label "slavery" and slap it on the hapless white ship owners. Like any other group of unskilled immigrants blacks go to low end jobs and then it is the plantation owners who are causing "slavery". It just never ends with Blacks and their labels.

Dirk 07-15-2010 07:53 PM

Re: How to DESTROY a liberal: "why is Scandanavia successful?"
 
It seems the white race is dying, thank you liberalism!

Free Market Fred 07-16-2010 02:53 AM

Re: How to DESTROY a liberal: "why is Scandanavia successful?"
 
How can anyone say that Scandinavia is successful? Do they have nuclear weapons and hundreds of overseas bases? Any foreign wars to bolster corporate profits and employ the riffraff? Do they have a prison-industrial complex second to none? Do their wealthy CEOs earn 400 times more than their workers?

http://www.itmighthavebeen.com/graph...ackwater01.jpg
Scandinavians can only look on with envy

The Pope - how many divisions does he have?
- Joeseph Stalin, when advised that it might be prudent to respect the power of the Vatican

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At that's just the big picture - let's not forget everyday life out in Flyoverland. The Euroweenies drive these wimpy little gay cars rather than SUVs, or even worse, have to ride the train to work. They don't have NASCAR and Monday night football. Do they have low everyday prices at Wal-Mart? Do they have 4th of July barbecues? The Superbowl? I'll bet they don't even weigh half as much as Americans.

http://www.itmighthavebeen.com/graph...motorhome1.jpg
http://www.itmighthavebeen.com/graph...ptist/suv3.jpg
http://www.itmighthavebeen.com/graph.../obesity02.jpg
http://www.itmighthavebeen.com/graph...bt-clock01.jpg
Everything is bigger in America

Scandinavia is a failure. But let them have their windmills and vegen "meals." Meanwhile, in the USA we'll be gorging on supersize meals and burning Iraqi oil by the shipload. At least, those of us who have a job will. For the unfortunate majority living in their cars and tents, hey, there's always religion and alcohol to take away winter's chill.

BelieverInGod 07-16-2010 04:40 AM

Re: How to DESTROY a liberal: "why is Scandanavia successful?"
 
I keep looking at that motorhome and wondering how many kennels I could fit in the "garage". Then again, I also wonder if I'd end up with roast rotties by doing that.

Ah, I'll just stick with my truck/camper/trailer combo.

Dirk 07-16-2010 06:43 AM

Re: How to DESTROY a liberal: "why is Scandanavia successful?"
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by BelieverInGod (Post 559765)
I keep looking at that motorhome and wondering how many kennels I could fit in the "garage". Then again, I also wonder if I'd end up with roast rotties by doing that.

Ah, I'll just stick with my truck/camper/trailer combo.

Excellent idea sister!:thumbsup:

Jeb Stuart Thurmond 08-09-2010 03:39 PM

Re: How to DESTROY a liberal: "why is Scandanavia successful?"
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Heathen_Basher (Post 556982)
The second one from the right is suspiciously dark...

Maybe I should have used this one instead:

http://www.footballchatter.com/forum...cnyxidp9o8.jpg

There has to be a special place in hell for people who combine devil-horns with crosses.

WWJDnow 08-09-2010 05:29 PM

Re: How to DESTROY a liberal: "why is Scandanavia successful?"
 
Who does all of the cooking and cleaning in Scandanavia, anyway? Lithuanians?

Bobby-Joe 08-09-2010 05:58 PM

Re: How to DESTROY a liberal: "why is Scandanavia successful?"
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by WWJDnow (Post 575891)
Who does all of the cooking and cleaning in Scandanavia, anyway? Lithuanians?

Probably some group of outsiders the Scandinavians have turned into second class citizens and treat like trash. One thing you can be sure is the Swedes aren't using Mexicans like us hard work Americans.

In God we trust! 08-09-2010 06:17 PM

Re: How to DESTROY a liberal: "why is Scandanavia successful?"
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe (Post 575903)
Probably some group of outsiders the Scandinavians have turned into second class citizens and treat like trash.

Yes, you are right there. Only they were trash when they were hired. Swedes uses Americans to do the dirty jobs.B)

Rev. M. Rodimer 08-09-2010 09:33 PM

Re: How to DESTROY a liberal: "why is Scandanavia successful?"
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeb Thurmond (Post 556979)
Now, of course every republican knows the answer to this question. New England has lots of white people, Canada has more white people, Europe has even whiter people and Scandanavians are as blonde-haired and blue-eyed as Jesus Himself. But Liberals can't admit this! So they'll say "Their economic system".

Brother Jeb, there's something else those places have in common.

New England is the most "secular" part of the US.

Most of Western Europe is even more "secular". Just look how many in the UK hate God so much, they say He isn't real!

UK: In the 2001 census, 9.1 million (15% of the UK population) claimed no religion, with a further 4.3 million (7% of the UK population) not stating a religious preference.[161] There is a disparity between the figures for those identifying themselves with a particular religion and for those proclaiming a belief in a God: a Eurobarometer poll conducted in 2005 showed that 38% of the respondents believed that "there is a God", 40% believed that "there is some sort of spirit or life force" and 20% said "I don't believe there is any sort of spirit, God or life force".[

As for Scandinavia (Denmark, Norway, and Sweden) . . .

Denmark: According to a 2005 study by Zuckerman, Denmark has the third highest proportion of atheists and agnostics in the world, estimated to be between 43% and 80%.

Norway: However, only 20% of Norwegians say that religion occupies an important place in their life (according to a recent Gallup poll), making Norway one of the most secular countries of the world (only in Estonia, Sweden and Denmark were the percentage of people who considered religion to be important lower).

Sweden: Despite a high formal membership rate in the Church of Sweden, several studies have found Sweden to be one of the least religious countries in the world, with one of the highest levels of atheism. According to Davie (1999), 85% of Swedes do not believe in God.

Beware, Brother Jeb! Those liberals might say that Scandinavia is successful because they REJECT GOD! Be prepared . . . I say, they are successful not because they reject God, but because they, like all atheists, worship Satan and he has given them earthly blessings. This confuses them; they think they are doing the right thing because they are so blessed with a happy, healthy, prosperous life, filled with joy and love and peace with friendly neighbors. When they die, Satan will be the one laughing as he collects the dividends on his paltry investments of temporary pleasure, paid in the eternal souls of the damned! :fear2:

Jeb Stuart Thurmond 08-12-2010 10:05 PM

Re: How to DESTROY a liberal: "why is Scandanavia successful?"
 
I just moved the off-topic talk to Those horny vikings. Let's get this thread back on track: here's a fat map of America. Notice how white New England is leaner than browner states like Mississippi, where 1 in 3 people are obese:

http://calorielab.com/news/wp-images...s-2010-big.gif

H. Montague Worthington 08-12-2010 10:40 PM

Re: How to DESTROY a liberal: "why is Scandanavia successful?"
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeb Thurmond (Post 578620)
I just moved the off-topic talk to Those horny vikings. Let's get this thread back on track: here's a fat map of America. Notice how white New England is leaner than browner states like Mississippi, where 1 in 3 people are obese:

http://calorielab.com/news/wp-images...s-2010-big.gif


LOL!!! Ha ha ha, Jeb!!! Negroes are fat!!! :lol:

Oh, I can't wait to tell that one to Delores!!! She'll love it!! :D


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