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Pastor Ezekiel 10-21-2008 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Old Iron Crotch (Post 253379)
Because I'm not:themonkey:
Truth be told, I don't fit into her clothes. Her stuff is too small for me.
Besides, I don't want to wear skirts and blouses, anyway.

How do you know they're too small if you haven't tried them on? :glare:

Your wife's DOF file says shes as fat as a cow. Are you that much bigger? :o

Juliette 10-21-2008 01:31 PM

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Nice portrait of you Pastor Zeke! Very sportmanslike. :thumbsup:

That must have been after one of those footballgames the ladies are not allowed to attempt.

Pastor Ezekiel 10-21-2008 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Juliette (Post 253503)
Nice portrait of you Pastor Zeke! Very sportmanslike. :thumbsup:

That must have been after one of those footballgames the ladies are not allowed to attempt.

Thank you maam. I'll admit that shot was taken in a lighthearted moment just after a session of sweaty, man-on-man football. Things progressed from that to all manner of wild shenanigans in the shower rooms. Brother Ezra was snapping towels while I recited the entire book of Ezekiel blindfolded.....Well, it was all in good, clean fun. I'm told that the other photos I posed for that day have been misplaced or lost, but anyway it was all in good, clean fun. I'm told.

Squeaky clean. :thumbsup:

eliot mayfield 10-21-2008 01:54 PM

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Can you guess which one was me?

Mr. Old Iron Crotch 10-21-2008 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by SayvedByTheLord (Post 253474)
So you admit that you've tried on her clothes. Why should we believe you're not wearing them right now! :fear2:

Hah! Here's another tard! I thought you people didn't like them!
No, I know that her clothes are too small for me because I'm a heck of alot bigger than her. Have I tried them on? Heck no!

SayvedByTheLord 10-21-2008 04:40 PM

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That is not entirely true, we are letting you stay around (for now).

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Originally Posted by Mr. Old Iron Crotch (Post 253509)
Hah! Here's another tard! I thought you people didn't like them!


Ebenezer Wright 10-21-2008 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by eliot mayfield (Post 253508)
Can you guess which one was me?

I certainly hope you are the one who decided not to point his unGodly "package" towards the camera?

Old Iron Crotch 10-21-2008 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by eliot mayfield (Post 253508)
Can you guess which one was me?


The one buried under the sand.

Rev. M. Rodimer 10-21-2008 11:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Old Iron Crotch (Post 253509)
Hah! Here's another tard! I thought you people didn't like them!
No, I know that her clothes are too small for me because I'm a heck of alot bigger than her. Have I tried them on? Heck no!

Then why were you wearing her dirty jeans, her work boots, and her beer-soaked wet t-shirt?
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Originally Posted by eliot mayfield (Post 253508)
Can you guess which one was me?

The one taking the picture? We all know, Brother Eliot, that you'd never engage in such an unseemly and immodest display.

Mr. Old Iron Crotch 10-22-2008 12:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer (Post 253738)
Then why were you wearing her dirty jeans, her work boots, and her beer-soaked wet t-shirt?

Hah! I've never seen her wear anything that didn't look brand new! The day she'd wear a shirt that even had crumbs on it is the day Pastor Ezekiel joins PETA, American Atheists and the DNC!

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The one taking the picture? We all know, Brother Eliot, that you'd never engage in such an unseemly and immodest display.
Taking pictures like that seems more gay than posing for them.

eliot mayfield 10-22-2008 06:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer (Post 253738)
The one taking the picture? We all know, Brother Eliot, that you'd never engage in such an unseemly and immodest display.

Well, I haven't always been a saved True Christian ™. Those were wild times back then! Why me and the gang would pick up a 6 pack and go to the beach and spend the day chasing the gals around! I'm so ashamed.

Rachael Van Helsing 10-22-2008 12:22 PM

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No matter how I look at it, ick. :bad:

Old Iron Crotch 10-22-2008 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing (Post 253962)
No matter how I look at it, ick. :bad:


The only way to look at that without getting sick is with your eyes closed.

Rachael Van Helsing 10-22-2008 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Old Iron Crotch (Post 253973)
The only way to look at that without getting sick is with your eyes closed.

Too late. :fie:

Pastor Isaac Peters 10-22-2008 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing (Post 253962)
No matter how I look at it, ick. :bad:

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Originally Posted by Old Iron Crotch (Post 253973)
The only way to look at that without getting sick is with your eyes closed.

...or, in the case of Mrs. Van Hellsplaything or OIC, not to enter this forum at all. Which part of "Men Only!" do you Christ-denying Jezebels not understand?

Brother_Percy 10-22-2008 08:15 PM

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The only way to look at that without getting sick is with your eyes closed.

What kind of sick witch freak are you ???? You actually vomit.... THROUGH YOUR EYES ?????!!! :fear2:

Mr. Seth Cochran 10-22-2008 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Brother_Percy (Post 254182)
What kind of sick witch freak are you ???? You actually vomit.... THROUGH YOUR EYES ?????!!! :fear2:

She's demon possessed, Brother Percy. That's what demon possessed people do. Sick, isn't it?

Pastor Isaac Peters 10-22-2008 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Brother_Percy (Post 254182)
What kind of sick witch freak are you ???? You actually vomit.... THROUGH YOUR EYES ?????!!! :fear2:

The only way she can surprise me anymore is by behaving normally, not that she often does.

SayvedByTheLord 10-22-2008 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Pastor Isaac Peters (Post 254206)
The only way she can surprise me anymore is by behaving normally, not that she often does.

I still think she's wet Cajun coonass.

YIC,
Sayved
:jesus:

Capt. Aaron Portway 10-22-2008 10:25 PM

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Here is my contribution!


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