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Capt. Aaron Portway 05-02-2011 03:22 AM

FGM & Female Circumcision - Do the Muslims Have the Right Idea?
 
I was innocently using my Googler today, I forget what I was searching for, something Godly I think, and I came across this article about this minor cooter surgery that certain towelheads give their little unsaved girls.

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Originally Posted by Liberal Dyke Pervert Masturbation Advocates
Female genital mutilation (FGM) comprises all procedures that involve partial or total removal of the external female genitalia, or other injury to the female genital organs for non-medical reasons.

The practice is mostly carried out by traditional circumcisers, who often play other central roles in communities, such as attending childbirths. Increasingly, however, FGM is being performed by health care providers.

Of course, the article was written by a bunch of Feminazis who get all up in arms if a ANY female ANYWHERE is so much as breathed on by a MAN!:angry:

You have to read "between the lines" and ignore all the lesbo propaganda to figure out what the deal is, but it's along the lines of this. And let me just say to any Ladies of Landover that might be reading this, I'll be referring to specific ladyparts, so you'll probably want to skip the next bit:

When a girl is old enough so that she won't forget what's being done to her, some sort of Muslim priest or doctor (I think they're the same thing in backwards Arab countires) removes that little button thing (the clitoris) that's above where pee comes out. They do this so their girls won't masturbate, or go gay, or become nymphomaniac sluts.

This got me thinking, and correct me if I'm wrong here, that it sounds like a great way to keep young girls, especially ones that aren't old enough to accept Jesus, from abusing themselves. See, if a young unsaved girl's already addicted to masturbation by the time she's 10 or 12, it's going to be a lot harder to get her to accepts Jesus if all she's thinking about is putting her hands down her pants all the time.

Also, since female masturbation leads to dykism and sluttiness, it's a win-win for the girls and their parents, not to mention the local young True Christian™ men who'd be less likely to be corrupted if there were fewer harlots running around abusing themselves. Thoughts?

Professor Bessemer 05-17-2011 07:47 PM

Re: FGM & Female Circumcision - Do the Muslims Have the Right Ide
 
I apologize for not finding this thread sooner Brother Portway. I have been quite busy at LBU preparing the final exams for my Applied Theophysics and my Flood Geology classes.

As to your questions regarding female circumcision, as sound an idea as it is, I am afraid that it is currently unlikely to gain acceptance here in America. You see, the Sex Advocating Liberal Lesbian Youth wing of Big Sodomy has grown into an invincible lobbying machine. Even Christian members of congress are afraid of offending the political juggernaut that is SALLY.

We will have to wait until at least 2012 and the coming Christian theocracy before we can start removing the clitori of every baby girl born to Christian Americans. It is my hope that this minor surgery, when performed on a massive scale, will help to rid our country of the triple threats of lesbianism, nymphomania, and whores.

Pure_Angel 05-17-2011 08:09 PM

Re: FGM & Female Circumcision - Do the Muslims Have the Right Ide
 
That actually sounds like a good idea... but wouldn't that mean that a doctor would touch a girls... naughty bits?
If I get any daughters I hope that this will be a normal thing to do, who doesn't want to save their daughters from masturbating and being female homers!?

Yours in Christ
Elisabeth

Professor Bessemer 05-17-2011 08:18 PM

Re: FGM & Female Circumcision - Do the Muslims Have the Right Ide
 
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Originally Posted by Pure_Angel (Post 751384)
That actually sounds like a good idea... but wouldn't that mean that a doctor would touch a girls... naughty bits?
If I get any daughters I hope that this will be a normal thing to do, who doesn't want to save their daughters from masturbating and being female homers!?

Yours in Christ
Elisabeth

The doctors performing the surgery would have to be True Christian™ men. You see Angel, True Christians™ are incapable of sinning, therefore it would not be sinful for them to touch and remove part of the genitalia of these lucky young women.

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Originally Posted by 1st John 3:6-7
Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.

Little children, let no man deceive you: he that doeth righteousness is righteous, even as he is righteous.


Titus Templeton 05-17-2011 08:24 PM

Re: FGM & Female Circumcision - Do the Muslims Have the Right Ide
 
This "button" or clitoris, is this thing only there to bring womans filthy thoughts or has it other functions? If its only a sexual thing then its an amazing idea to cut it off. All the problems are gone and God will see that we are working on ourselfes to become better Christians! On the other hand womans can pee better because the "evil-button" isn't in the way anymore.

Pure_Angel 05-17-2011 08:52 PM

Re: FGM & Female Circumcision - Do the Muslims Have the Right Ide
 
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Originally Posted by Professor Bessemer (Post 751386)
The doctors performing the surgery would have to be True Christian™ men. You see Angel, True Christians™ are incapable of sinning, therefore it would not be sinful for them to touch and remove part of the genitalia of these lucky young women.

Phew, that's good! I was scared there for a while, but if it's a True Christian doctor, then I am calm! :)
Thank you for telling me Professor Bessemer, I hope that this soon will be a practiced on every girl. Wonder if I am to old?

Yours in Christ
Elisabeth

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Originally Posted by Titus Templeton (Post 751392)
On the other hand womans can pee better because the "evil-button" isn't in the way anymore.

Would this mean that a woman could pee faster so she would be able to do better things and not risk being at the toilet when Jesus comes? If so... I hate to admit it, but those mooslims might have a great idea!

Yours in Christ
Elisabeth

Holyfield 05-17-2011 09:46 PM

Re: FGM & Female Circumcision - Do the Muslims Have the Right Ide
 
I notice a certain fascination and respect for muslims among some members in this forum. :angry: Remember that God HATES Islam! Even if they by chance do things right they do it for their lord allah (the moongod, cursed be his name) and hence for the wrong reason. I have always ranked muslims lower than atheists who just do things for themselves (which usually ends up better than the muslims anyway). If there now are ranks among the heathens....

Galatians 5:2 "...if ye be circumcised, Christ shall profit you nothing."
Galatians 5:11-12 "...if I yet preach circumcision, why do I yet suffer presecution? then is the offence of the cross ceased. I would they were even cut off which trouble you."

If you have ever seen a circumcised female then you will be mentally wounded for the rest of your life! It is such a horrible, disgusting and repulsive result. :bad: Many of them can never have children.

Capt. Aaron Portway 05-17-2011 10:15 PM

Re: FGM & Female Circumcision - Do the Muslims Have the Right Ide
 
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Originally Posted by Holyfield (Post 751445)
I notice a certain fascination and respect for muslims among some members in this forum. :angry: Remember that God HATES Islam! Even if they by chance do things right they do it for their lord allah (the moongod, cursed be his name) and hence for the wrong reason. I have always ranked muslims lower than atheists who just do things for themselves (which usually ends up better than the muslims anyway). If there now are ranks among the heathens....

Galatians 5:2 "...if ye be circumcised, Christ shall profit you nothing."
Galatians 5:11-12 "...if I yet preach circumcision, why do I yet suffer presecution? then is the offence of the cross ceased. I would they were even cut off which trouble you."

If you have ever seen a circumcised female then you will be mentally wounded for the rest of your life! It is such a horrible, disgusting and repulsive result. :bad: Many of them can never have children.

Listen friend, you're just a forum member. I am a Saved © True Christian™ and therefore I CANNOT sin. Which means, if I think cutting the Devil's Rosebud off of young girls is a good idea, it probably is!

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Originally Posted by 1st John 5:18
We know that whosoever is born of God sinneth not; but he that is begotten of God keepeth himself, and that wicked one toucheth him not.

And the Professor is a DOCTOR of Scientheism AND a True Christian™, so I think he knows a bit more about cooters and babies than you do! Also, what the HECK are you doing looking at cooters in the first place!?!? If the cooter you're looking at isn't your wife's cooter, you're a sinner!

María Gálvez-Villalobos 05-17-2011 10:29 PM

Re: FGM & Female Circumcision - Do the Muslims Have the Right Ide
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Titus Templeton (Post 751392)
This "button" or clitoris, is this thing only there to bring womans filthy thoughts or has it other functions? If its only a sexual thing then its an amazing idea to cut it off. All the problems are gone and God will see that we are working on ourselfes to become better Christians! On the other hand womans can pee better because the "evil-button" isn't in the way anymore.


AND the SAME for MEN TOO, ¿NO?:angry:

I mean...is SAME thing, evils toughts etc NO!?
At least that is one reason that I'm admire Born Again Bob - he cutted off his sinful part! No tool of Devil for him...!

Seriosly Mr Templeton...are you a complete....I mean are you really think about this properways??

Be real. Be understandfull. Be charitative.:innocent:

There's nothing wrong whit the girls's little 'buttons' in same way there's nothing wrong whit the mens's 'pichurri' - let's be honest, they're both both necesary for procreate, yeah?

No, 'litlle buttons - no babies', yes?

All depends of for what you use it.

I hope my advises help you learn something.:)
YIC, Mari.

Professor Bessemer 05-17-2011 10:48 PM

Re: FGM & Female Circumcision - Do the Muslims Have the Right Ide
 
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Originally Posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos (Post 751456)
INCOMPREHENSIBLE FEMALE BABBLING SNIPPED
YIC, Mari.

Maria, I can forgive much from you, but not this outright ignorance about your own sinful body. The clitoris is in no way related to child bearing, it is a tiny, otherwise useless bit of tissue that happens to be hyperinnervated. This organ, as it is erroneously called by the secular scientific community, has more in common with a cancerous tumor than it has with the male penis.

The penis is an erectile organ that is received by the vagina, which God thankfully placed nearly out of sight near the anus where it belongs, hidden from view. The only function that the clitoris serves is to tempt women, and we are simply having a healthy discussion as to whether it is right or wrong in the eyes of God to remove it before these as yet unsaved girls become addicted to self abuse and lesbianism.

I believe it should be done at birth or soon after. That way, these young girls would never be tempted at all. But there are others who say that it should be done later on in life, so the young woman will realize the favor that is being done for her and bet grateful to the person that has released her from her temptation.

María Gálvez-Villalobos 05-17-2011 11:14 PM

Re: FGM & Female Circumcision - Do the Muslims Have the Right Ide
 
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Originally Posted by Professor Bessemer (Post 751466)
Maria, I can forgive much from you,

Thank you for your pacience 'profe'. It mean a lots at me, I know I'm still learning so thank you.


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Originally Posted by Professor Bessemer (Post 751466)
but not this outright ignorance about your own sinful body. The clitoris is in no way related to child bearing, it is a tiny, otherwise useless bit of tissue that happens to be hyperinnervated. This organ, as it is erroneously called by the secular scientific community, has more in common with a cancerous tumor than it has with the male penis.

The penis is an erectile organ that is received by the vagina, which God thankfully placed nearly out of sight near the anus where it belongs, hidden from view. The only function that the clitoris serves is to tempt women, and we are simply having a healthy discussion as to whether it is right or wrong in the eyes of God to remove it before these as yet unsaved girls become addicted to self abuse and lesbianism.

I believe it should be done at birth or soon after. That way, these young girls would never be tempted at all. But there are others who say that it should be done later on in life, so the young woman will realize the favor that is being done for her and bet grateful to the person that has released her from her temptation.

Ah. So we're tolking of 'opinion' and interpretings and 'beliebes' then, yes? No escripture? No categoric verse what say espcifically the CLITORIS must be de-clitorified? No especific reference of the need for this, I'm mean nothing concrete, yes?

(Plus, mine have never tempted me or make me a addict of masturbing.)

Yic, Mari.B)

Lycia The Repentant 05-17-2011 11:47 PM

Re: FGM & Female Circumcision - Do the Muslims Have the Right Ide
 
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Originally Posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos (Post 751474)
Ah. So we're tolking of 'opinion' and interpretings and 'beliebes' then, yes? No escripture? No categoric verse what say espcifically the CLITORIS must be de-clitorified? No especific reference of the need for this, I'm mean nothing concrete, yes?


"And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell. And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell."
Matthew 5:29-30

If a girl's little sin button is causing her to sin (and I'm sure that's the case for every woman who isn't a True Christian™ <_<), then it's profitable for us to cut it off! Frankly Mari, I'm a little suspicious of the fact that you don't want to cut your's off, seeing as how you're not a True Christian™. Do you have some ulterior motive for wanting to keep your sin nub? :angry:

The Bible tells us that any woman who isn't busy making a soldier for Christ is an insatiable, ravenous whore, and frankly I think that the best way to get rid of that problem is by nipping it in the bud (or, more appropriately, lopping it off).

"The horseleach hath two daughters, crying, Give, give. There are three things that are never satisfied, yea, four things say not, It is enough: The grave; and the barren womb; the earth that is not filled with water; and the fire that saith not, It is enough."
Proverbs 30:15-16

Of course, I don't think those of us who aren't hell-bound need to undergo this operation, but for the sluts of the world (i.e. everybody who isn't a True Christian™ like myself), I say lop them off!

BelieverAndTrue 05-18-2011 03:14 AM

Re: FGM & Female Circumcision - Do the Muslims Have the Right Ide
 
Girls should be married young, the way moses' men liked them (Numbers 31) (and he commanded).

If they are married young they will not be whores, just obedient servants to their husband.

There is nothing in the Law of God condemning marrying off young girls. Even when Uriah adopted a very young girl and raised her as his own and had her as his wife, and had her in his bed, God did not condemn him, but Condemned David for having him killed. (2 Samuel 12)

A far cry from all the americans that demand that "pedophiles" who rape virgin girls be executed or castrated or imprisoned (Deuteronomy 22 28-29 states that the girl must become the man's woman, he pays the father some money, doesn't send her away ever).

Rev. M. Rodimer 05-18-2011 08:03 PM

Re: FGM & Female Circumcision - Do the Muslims Have the Right Ide
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Holyfield (Post 751445)
I notice a certain fascination and respect for muslims among some members in this forum. :angry: Remember that God HATES Islam!

This is true. However, unlike most so-called Christians, the Muslims actually FOLLOW their Satanic Verses. They may be faithful to a demon, but at least they are faithful. :(
Quote:

If you have ever seen a circumcised female then you will be mentally wounded for the rest of your life! It is such a horrible, disgusting and repulsive result. :bad: Many of them can never have children.
Then why are there so many Muslims? :huh:
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Originally Posted by Lycia The Repentant (Post 751482)
If a girl's little sin button is causing her to sin (and I'm sure that's the case for every woman who isn't a True Christian™ <_<), then it's profitable for us to cut it off! Frankly Mari, I'm a little suspicious of the fact that you don't want to cut your's off, seeing as how you're not a True Christian™. Do you have some ulterior motive for wanting to keep your sin nub? :angry:

Have you had yours removed yet, Sister?
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Of course, I don't think those of us who aren't hell-bound need to undergo this operation, but for the sluts of the world (i.e. everybody who isn't a True Christian™ like myself), I say lop them off!
Sluts are already Hellbound. Will removal of this temptation bring them to Jesus? Or will they simply turn to anal sex, a further perversion, instead? :fear2:

Titus Templeton 05-18-2011 08:25 PM

Re: FGM & Female Circumcision - Do the Muslims Have the Right Ide
 
If we really cut them off, we should burn those sin buttons immediately!
Witches or Gothics could try to steal those sin buttons and do satanic rituals with it or they eat them.:fear2:

María Gálvez-Villalobos 05-18-2011 09:51 PM

Re: FGM & Female Circumcision - Do the Muslims Have the Right Ide
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Titus Templeton (Post 751795)
If we really cut them off, we should burn those sin buttons immediately!
Witches or Gothics could try to steal those sin buttons and do satanic rituals with it or they eat them.:fear2:

Nobody's going to de-clitorify ME, thank you very much.

I think some people here is a little sex-obsesionate especially whit views to the women.

My body is a temple. No man will desecrate it or cut me off the bits or bottons, especially when I'm only think of Holy things and am a virgin for Cristo until that I get marry. Nobody are gonna tamper whit MY bottons.


YIC, Mari.:thumbdown:

Twiggy 05-18-2011 10:03 PM

Re: FGM & Female Circumcision - Do the Muslims Have the Right Ide
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Professor Bessemer (Post 751466)
Maria, I can forgive much from you, but not this outright ignorance about your own sinful body. The clitoris is in no way related to child bearing, it is a tiny, otherwise useless bit of tissue that happens to be hyperinnervated. This organ, as it is erroneously called by the secular scientific community, has more in common with a cancerous tumor than it has with the male penis.

The penis is an erectile organ that is received by the vagina, which God thankfully placed nearly out of sight near the anus where it belongs, hidden from view. The only function that the clitoris serves is to tempt women, and we are simply having a healthy discussion as to whether it is right or wrong in the eyes of God to remove it before these as yet unsaved girls become addicted to self abuse and lesbianism.

I believe it should be done at birth or soon after. That way, these young girls would never be tempted at all. But there are others who say that it should be done later on in life, so the young woman will realize the favor that is being done for her and bet grateful to the person that has released her from her temptation.

But I thought that in the other thread about tattoos and piercings everyone said that harming yourself in such a way would be bad? I mean, if making a small whole in your skin is bad then surely cutting a chunk of flesh off would be too? Also it sounds horrible. Also surely if you were a proper Christian you would be able to withstand the temptation?

Titus Templeton 05-18-2011 10:10 PM

Re: FGM & Female Circumcision - Do the Muslims Have the Right Ide
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos (Post 751820)
My body is a temple

Do you know how many people go into a temple everyday...<_<

Lycia The Repentant 05-18-2011 11:34 PM

Re: FGM & Female Circumcision - Do the Muslims Have the Right Ide
 
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Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer (Post 751791)
Have you had yours removed yet, Sister?

No, why would I need to do that? :huh:

Rev. M. Rodimer 05-19-2011 01:34 AM

Re: FGM & Female Circumcision - Do the Muslims Have the Right Ide
 
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Originally Posted by Lycia The Repentant (Post 751873)
No, why would I need to do that? :huh:

If you'd had it removed, don't you think you might have come to Jesus sooner? :thumbsup:


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