Greetings, Brothers and Sisters!
 

Greetings, Brothers and Sisters in the Lord! I am most afraid that my current church has been pressured into appointing a homersexual minister by the liberal agenda :thumbdown:

How have I come to find God, you ask? I have known God for my entire life, ever since my parents first read me their Jesus for Children books!

As for my favorite bible verse? I'm afraid answering such a question would be rather difficult for me. I love the ENTIRE bible, and I'm afraid asking me to single out ANY part of a bible that I love the -most- would be an ardous and weary task.

Nonetheless, I have found some solace in this Godly forum, when the liberal feminazis appearing to be invading the very heartland of America with their Propoganda! :thumbdown:

Re: Greetings, Brothers and Sisters!
 

Welcome, young lady! What Godly miracle led you here? :)

Re: Greetings, Brothers and Sisters!
 

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Re: Greetings, Brothers and Sisters!
 

Welcome Paul to God's favourite forum

I'm afraid your answer above is inadequate. We all love the ENTIRE Bible (notice the capitalisation) - it is God's Word after all. How can you say searching the Bible for a verse which especially inspires you is an arduous and weary task? It is a pleasure to read the Bible and is never a weary or arduous task for a True Christian™.

You will have to try harder than that so - what is your favourite Bible verse? What inspires you?

The one inspiring me today is:

Psalm 46:8
Come, behold the works of the LORD, what desolations he hath made in the earth.

YIC

Re: Greetings, Brothers and Sisters!
 

Greetings!

At least it's not a woman. Still, a church that would do that is no church of Jesus Christ. You need to find a Bible-believing baptist church pronto.

I hear you, but, just between us, the Bible does start dragging a little in the middle of Leviticus, don't you think? Too many rules and too little smiting for my taste. But I'm sure God had a reason for writing it that way. And He made up for it with some damned fine massacres in Numbers.

That's why the Bible says we should not suffer a woman to teach, but to be quiet.