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Magikarp 04-25-2008 02:16 PM

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Wow, seriously? I get in trouble for that?

To my understanding, you guys created Citizens United Not Timid to attack Clinton. I did not say anything negative about it (clinton and obama aren't really my favorite). I just said that you guys created it with that name, to show in *greater* detail what you think Hillary Clinton is.

Wide-Open 04-25-2008 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Magikarp (Post 177268)
To my understanding, you guys created Citizens United Not Timid to attack Clinton.

And you would be dead wrong. C.U.N.T is not our creation. :glare:

Magikarp 04-25-2008 03:46 PM

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Hmm, well ok. I just assumed, considering you guys and whoever created C.U.N.T are common enemies with Hillary Clinton, that it was, in turn, created by you guys.

But thanks for clearing that up. :lol:

Wide-Open 04-25-2008 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Magikarp (Post 177296)
Hmm, well ok. I just assumed, considering you guys and whoever created C.U.N.T are common enemies with Hillary Clinton, that it was, in turn, created by you guys.

But thanks for clearing that up. :lol:

By that logic, we would also have created Obamasama. Which not. :fear2:

Bobby-Joe 04-25-2008 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Magikarp (Post 177296)
Hmm, well ok. I just assumed, considering you guys and whoever created C.U.N.T are common enemies with Hillary Clinton, that it was, in turn, created by you guys.

But thanks for clearing that up. :lol:

You should do a net search on C.U.N.T. Sir Hillgod Clitoris has many enemies.

Magikarp 04-25-2008 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Jonesy (Post 177317)
This site is so baitly a joke site that was made by some random guys. then some fundamentalist Americans come on here and take seriously.:lol:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showp...5&postcount=27

Bobby-Joe 04-25-2008 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Jonesy (Post 177317)
This site is so baitly a joke site that was made by some random guys. then some fundamentalist Americans come on here and take seriously.:lol:

Tabor's Law in action. You can't defeat our arguements so you claim we are joking.

Magikarp 04-25-2008 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe (Post 177322)
Tabor's Law in action. You can't defeat our arguements so you claim we are joking.

I don't get how he can't comprehend that you guys are just living your lives according to the KJV. No one should tell someone how to live because they disagree with anyone, no matter how "crazy" they might think someone of.

Old Man Winter 04-25-2008 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Magikarp (Post 177334)
I. No one should tell someone how to live because they disagree with anyone, no matter how "crazy" they might think someone of.

You have just outlined Christianity

Ahimaaz Smith 04-25-2008 11:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Magikarp (Post 177334)
No one should tell someone how to live because they disagree with anyone, no matter how "crazy" they might think someone of.

And yet, when we try to protect the millions of unborn children whose lives are blotted out in the most painful possible ways in abortion clinics every year, we are called crazy and told we can't do that. When we try to teach our children that they should decide how human beings arose on this Earth by considering all alternatives on the basis of evidence, rather than just learning the scientific dogma by rote, we are called crazy and we're told we can't do that. When we try to protect our children from the predations of the homosexuals who surround us in society (and I know you're thinking that heterosexuals are just as predatory, but how many chapters of the National Association for Man-Girl Love are there in your neck of the woods, eh?), we are called crazy and we're told we can't do that. When we try to instruct our children to love their brothers as they love themselves, and to share with them the Good News that faith in the Living and Eternal God who spoke those beautiful words is the key to eternal happiness, we're called crazy and we're told we can't do that.

I'm beginning to think that you liberals don't really have a problem with God at all. Your real beef seems to lie with the children, and you'll take it out on them at every turn. Well, call us crazy if you want to, but when you tell us to stop using our Christian values to protect our children and yours, well, I'm sorry, but we can't do that.

Kerplunki Zerplopski 04-27-2008 07:55 PM

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what we're asking (at least, i am) is that you people stop using an ancient book to justify everything you do

Ezekiel Bathfire 04-27-2008 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Kerplunki Zerplopski (Post 178105)
what we're asking (at least, i am) is that you people stop using an ancient book to justify everything you do

What I am saying is that we continue to use the God-given inerrant Word of The KJV1611 Bible as authority.

(Can we now pass on to the next question please?)

Ahimaaz Smith 04-28-2008 12:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Kerplunki Zerplopski (Post 178105)
what we're asking (at least, i am) is that you people stop using an ancient book to justify everything you do

Well, normally we would stick to our principles, but since you, the great Kerplunki Zerplopski, have asked us to do this, given your great learning, your academic credentials, your command of logic and language, the forcefulness of your arguments, and your overall superiority on just about every level, we will do as you have requested and stop quoting the Bible.

Or maybe not.

Kerplunki Zerplopski 04-28-2008 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Ahimaaz Smith (Post 178170)
Well, normally we would stick to our principles, but since you, the great Kerplunki Zerplopski, have asked us to do this, given your great learning, your academic credentials, your command of logic and language, the forcefulness of your arguments, and your overall superiority on just about every level, we will do as you have requested and stop quoting the Bible.
So far, you're making perfect sense, thanks...

Or maybe not.
And this is were it all goes to hell... to bad.. you were THIS close to salvation

keep trying, you'll get there

Ahimaaz Smith 04-28-2008 11:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Kerplunki Zerplopski (Post 178662)
keep trying, you'll get there

Taking advice from you is kind of like seeking out the opinion of some homeless guy reeking of cheap wine and his own urine when we're faced with a major life decision. It's probably not a bad idea to know what you (and he) think, so at least we won't wind up THAT pathetic.

I'm amused to no end by the fact that you think anyone actually cares about your opinion on anything. Our moderators even get PMs from athiests who frequent our boards asking them to put you on moderation. They keep saying it's unfair to the other athiests that you're making them look so bad.

But I have hopes for you. You will eventually reach puberty, and become a man (well, as much of a man as is possible when you only have one testicle, and that one not in very good shape, either). Then, just maybe, someday in a moment of personal crisis you'll reach out to the Lord and be saved. And then we can have a healing service for you where we will regrow that other testicle, in Jesus's name. But I'm an optimist at heart.

Now watch, I bet he tells us all that he in fact does have two complete, functioning testicals. The psychos are all so predictable.

Kornissues9 05-03-2008 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Born Again Bob (Post 133082)
Dear Friend,

The fact of the matter is, there are all sorts of Biblical verses that make no sense if the Earth is a sphere -- without corners or ends. Therefore, the Earth must be flat.
"And he shall set up an ensign for the nations, and shall assemble the outcasts of Israel, and gather together the dispersed of Judah from the four corners of the Earth." Isaiah 11:12.

"And after these things I saw four angels standing on four corners of the Earth, holding the four winds of the earth, that the wind should not blow on the earth, nor on the sea, nor on any tree." Revelation 7:1.

"That it might take hold of the ends of the Earth, that the wicked might be shaken out of it?" Job 38:13.

"O LORD, my strength, and my fortress, and my refuge in the day of affliction, the Gentiles shall come unto thee from the ends of the Earth, and shall say, Surely our fathers have inherited lies, vanity, and things wherein there is no profit." Jeremiah 16:19.

"The tree grew, and was strong, and the height thereof reached unto heaven, and the sight thereof to the ends of the Earth." Daniel 4:11.
Yours in Him,
BAB



Isaiah 40:22

"God sits on his throne above the circle of the earth.."

Dancing With Myself 05-03-2008 03:51 PM

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If you are willing to believe that the Earth isn't round, then you are living in another century probably.

Ezekiel Bathfire 05-03-2008 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Kornissues9 (Post 181844)
Isaiah 40:22

"God sits on his throne above the circle of the earth.."

And, your point being that circles are 2 dimensional? I think the idea of a flat earth is the point of this informative article as a whole.

Wibralover 05-06-2008 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Kerplunki Zerplopski (Post 178105)
what we're asking (at least, i am) is that you people stop using an ancient book to justify everything you do

Indeed, I couldn't agree with you more. Your ancient book was written to bring moral sense to the people by using stories.


And come on the earth is flat how could you guys possibly think it's flat. If the earth was flat there has to be an end of the earth but the truth is there isn't any!!!

Did anyone of you ever fly with a plane from London to Sydney and then to New York and back to London (world tour)? I did and I flew aROUND the world. There is no end of the earth:lol:


If you want to live in your fantasy world of the earth being flat and all than that's your problem but the reality is that the earth is round. Look at all the pictures of the earth they have made, are you telling me that everyone one of them is photoshopped?

PS: Flat Earth? HELL NOOOO!!!:D

snottyduck 05-06-2008 09:25 PM

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Round or flat, what difference does it make anyway.


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